TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 06-21-2010, 12:25 AM

Shit, I've been away for a year and this guy is STILL Here?

Genious!

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-21-2010, 10:24 AM

You can use the analogy Brain that I am like the herpes of the sun. I burn and sting sometimes with the truth but at the same time I can go dormant until the next flare up. The most important thing is that no matter how bad people scratch at the warts that we keep coming back forever. It is our way of staying true to the world that we make a permanent and lasting impression on the world. Famous people such as Sahakira had her famous midsection and crotch to be infected by the Yellow Brotherhood in order to keep us close to her forever. I keep a certain piece of mind knowing that everytime she scratches she tickles the Yellow Brotherhood and her crotch.

Dh

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 06-21-2010, 03:37 PM

You want to do WHAT with Shakira now?

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-21-2010, 08:37 PM

And she is an official yellow brotherhood member. We met in Brazil where we had drinks and I had explained to her the prophecy and how her cooter was a gift from the sun. She was nervous and she seemed withdrawled at times since she was surrounded by 10 brotherhood members. She ended up agreeing to join the cause after dancing naked for our table at Taco Bell. It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes.

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-24-2010, 02:39 AM

Now I just convert books into movies. I turned down A Catcher in the Rye because I didn't want to direct a porno based on gays. I don't hate gay people but making a movie about the catcher is fooking sick to me. I did a Sound of Music short film drunk but I missed my plane and ended up in Applachia. I hate screaming like a pig. Anyhoos I am on the next disney project with hannah montana. It is a story about a stupid bitch who meets a guy and she is still a stupid bitch. Classic

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-24-2010, 02:44 PM

It seems that the stupid bitch that goes home to find her stupid bitch roots while in the mean time means a stupid bitch of a guy who falls in love with the stupid bitch has been done to death. I proposed a rewrite that consisted of the stupid bitch coming home to fall in love with another stupid bitch which made them a lesbian stupid bitch couple who both get pregant by each other since they are stupid bitch hermaphrodites and then their two daddies live off of their earnings from pimping them out to circus shows and carnivals. The plot has never been done before and when presented to Billy Ray it came to blows where I left with a black eye and him a crushed right testicle.

Dh

Paft · 06-24-2010, 05:08 PM

Oh dear. Sorry to hear that.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-30-2010, 10:21 AM

The idea has been tossed around and according to my sources the yellow brotherhood has been nominated for a f'king Nobel Peace Prize for our work in FF weather it be in the game or PR work and for our making this shithole a better world here on Earth. I snubbed the awards last year when I nominated Megan Fox to receive the world because she brings peace worldy to aggressive males who are calmed down after watching her TFormers2 and jerking off through out the movie. She almost had it until Obama pulled in right in front of her. I screamed at the award panel and I posed the question and statement that the winner should be material you could stroke the rocket ship too. Of course we only had the one person from San Francisco raise their hand and giggle. *BARF*

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 12-28-2010, 11:20 AM

As it has be foretold we have started to see a flock of Hollywoods elite start to join the Brotherhood in preperation of the new year. Natalie Portman had dedicated her first baby to the Brotherhood and her new baby's girl name will be called Yellownesha. If it is a boy she is going to name him Brad. I have also been in talks with Amy Winehouse about joining and providing naked pictures of herself to all team members. Our membership ranks should start to swell after that initiative. I do want to let everyone know that drugs are bad unless they make you feel good and you can hold down a job. If you cannot hold down a job and you suck dick for drugs then they just may not be the thing for you. I would switch to eating twizzlers if I was you. With that said people that use drugs are more then welcome to join as long as they are not in charge of driving the Yellow Brotherhood Bus around after doing an 8ball of coke.

Now on to the good stuff. The fat red bastard known as Santa is a Red Gazelle and in being that the fat SOB did not bring me anything that I wanted for christmas. I asked for an planetary laser (For the Brotherhood of course) and I received a fucking nerf sniper rifle which is accurate for 40ft. 40 fucking feet isnt going to do in when we are fighting off some weird queer color from space such as sugar plum purple. I grow weary of the face of between me and Kris Kringle since he is always one step ahead. That is why this year in the summer we will mount our forces and attack the north pole in a stragetic battle to catch them off guard.

On for buisness. Our coffers are empty and have been for 2 years. We have tried many funding raising efforts but as of yet none of them have panned out to make any money. God forbid we thought we could make a dime playing FF. On that note I have joined the TALOS ranks since my older brother Skywalker is on the team. Since we are both way abouve the ages of 30 we needed another tool to bond.

dh

**Ricey** · 01-03-2011, 03:32 AM

*pisses on the Yellow Brotherhood*

R00Kie · 01-03-2011, 04:18 AM

You have finally crossed the line Ricey. This is the worst thing you could have ever done. You will be marked for life.

Iggy · 01-03-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R00Ki3

You have finally crossed the line Ricey. This is the worst thing you could have ever done. You will be marked for life.

Mother nature took care of that the second the sperm hit the egg.

Paft · 06-23-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

Shit, I've been away for a year and this guy is STILL Here?

Genious!

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"It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes." Haha

You should write books Darken.

06-21-2010, 12:25 AM	#1
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Shit, I've been away for a year and this guy is STILL Here? Genious! Last edited by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ; 06-21-2010 at 12:25 AM.

06-21-2010, 10:24 AM	#2
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	the yellow brotherhood.... You can use the analogy Brain that I am like the herpes of the sun. I burn and sting sometimes with the truth but at the same time I can go dormant until the next flare up. The most important thing is that no matter how bad people scratch at the warts that we keep coming back forever. It is our way of staying true to the world that we make a permanent and lasting impression on the world. Famous people such as Sahakira had her famous midsection and crotch to be infected by the Yellow Brotherhood in order to keep us close to her forever. I keep a certain piece of mind knowing that everytime she scratches she tickles the Yellow Brotherhood and her crotch. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-21-2010, 08:37 PM	#4
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Shakira.......she is a goodess of the sun. And she is an official yellow brotherhood member. We met in Brazil where we had drinks and I had explained to her the prophecy and how her cooter was a gift from the sun. She was nervous and she seemed withdrawled at times since she was surrounded by 10 brotherhood members. She ended up agreeing to join the cause after dancing naked for our table at Taco Bell. It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-24-2010, 02:39 AM	#5
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	i used to write books and childrens novels..... Now I just convert books into movies. I turned down A Catcher in the Rye because I didn't want to direct a porno based on gays. I don't hate gay people but making a movie about the catcher is fooking sick to me. I did a Sound of Music short film drunk but I missed my plane and ended up in Applachia. I hate screaming like a pig. Anyhoos I am on the next disney project with hannah montana. It is a story about a stupid bitch who meets a guy and she is still a stupid bitch. Classic Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-24-2010, 02:44 PM	#6
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	my hannah montana project is off..... It seems that the stupid bitch that goes home to find her stupid bitch roots while in the mean time means a stupid bitch of a guy who falls in love with the stupid bitch has been done to death. I proposed a rewrite that consisted of the stupid bitch coming home to fall in love with another stupid bitch which made them a lesbian stupid bitch couple who both get pregant by each other since they are stupid bitch hermaphrodites and then their two daddies live off of their earnings from pimping them out to circus shows and carnivals. The plot has never been done before and when presented to Billy Ray it came to blows where I left with a black eye and him a crushed right testicle. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-21-2010, 03:37 PM	#3
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	You want to do WHAT with Shakira now?

06-24-2010, 05:08 PM	#7
Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	Oh dear. Sorry to hear that. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012

06-30-2010, 10:21 AM	#8
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	the Nobel peace prize.... The idea has been tossed around and according to my sources the yellow brotherhood has been nominated for a f'king Nobel Peace Prize for our work in FF weather it be in the game or PR work and for our making this shithole a better world here on Earth. I snubbed the awards last year when I nominated Megan Fox to receive the world because she brings peace worldy to aggressive males who are calmed down after watching her TFormers2 and jerking off through out the movie. She almost had it until Obama pulled in right in front of her. I screamed at the award panel and I posed the question and statement that the winner should be material you could stroke the rocket ship too. Of course we only had the one person from San Francisco raise their hand and giggle. BARF Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

12-28-2010, 11:20 AM	#9
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	The day is upon us............. As it has be foretold we have started to see a flock of Hollywoods elite start to join the Brotherhood in preperation of the new year. Natalie Portman had dedicated her first baby to the Brotherhood and her new baby's girl name will be called Yellownesha. If it is a boy she is going to name him Brad. I have also been in talks with Amy Winehouse about joining and providing naked pictures of herself to all team members. Our membership ranks should start to swell after that initiative. I do want to let everyone know that drugs are bad unless they make you feel good and you can hold down a job. If you cannot hold down a job and you suck dick for drugs then they just may not be the thing for you. I would switch to eating twizzlers if I was you. With that said people that use drugs are more then welcome to join as long as they are not in charge of driving the Yellow Brotherhood Bus around after doing an 8ball of coke. Now on to the good stuff. The fat red bastard known as Santa is a Red Gazelle and in being that the fat SOB did not bring me anything that I wanted for christmas. I asked for an planetary laser (For the Brotherhood of course) and I received a fucking nerf sniper rifle which is accurate for 40ft. 40 fucking feet isnt going to do in when we are fighting off some weird queer color from space such as sugar plum purple. I grow weary of the face of between me and Kris Kringle since he is always one step ahead. That is why this year in the summer we will mount our forces and attack the north pole in a stragetic battle to catch them off guard. On for buisness. Our coffers are empty and have been for 2 years. We have tried many funding raising efforts but as of yet none of them have panned out to make any money. God forbid we thought we could make a dime playing FF. On that note I have joined the TALOS ranks since my older brother Skywalker is on the team. Since we are both way abouve the ages of 30 we needed another tool to bond. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

01-03-2011, 03:32 AM	#10
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01-03-2011, 04:18 AM	#11
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