08-06-2009, 12:47 AM | #1 |
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FF Poem
Through certain half-spammed ramps
The HW retreats His heart beats- Fast As tidle waves of fire Are rendered useless By a bastion of medpacks Backstabbed- He will cry “KNAKI IS A SPY!” But the Flagroom def’s retarded And is already bombarded He throws his bag Just as Space screams “LAG!” A scout concs past Fast And that’s the end of it... Last edited by Mikael_hs; 08-06-2009 at 05:26 AM. |
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08-06-2009, 12:51 AM | #2 |
Best HW in FF
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I helped to write this!
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08-06-2009, 01:59 AM | #3 |
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Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer.
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08-06-2009, 05:20 AM | #4 |
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lol I like it!
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08-06-2009, 09:33 AM | #5 |
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perhaps we should appoint an official fortress forever poet laureate.
:sadface: (in remembrance of)
beep followed beep followed beep followed prime i thought it was a conc but ono it was a frag i thought i'd have the flag but now i had to die rofl respawn and retry |
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08-06-2009, 01:17 PM | #6 |
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Nerd-o-meter just went up a notch, nice one.
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08-06-2009, 05:13 PM | #7 |
when ff will out?
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Fortress Forever
fag n00b llama, lamer camper cheat, ffs wtf omg, lol rofl lmao. how do i starjump? Last edited by bokko; 08-06-2009 at 05:14 PM. |
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08-06-2009, 08:43 PM | #8 |
AWESOME POEM'S. I think we should have an FF poem-off! Perhaps in the form of haiku? Any English professionals amongst the admin to judge?
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08-06-2009, 09:28 PM | #9 |
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Haiku's are a bit short but you never know, it might work.
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08-08-2009, 05:58 AM | #10 |
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09-05-2009, 02:14 AM | #11 |
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THE SERVER IS EMPTY,
BECAUSE SPACE OWNED EVERYBODY, PPL JUST KINDA GAVE UP, AND WENT AND DID SOMETHING, THROUGHRALLY PRODUCTIVE, WITH THEIR LIVES, WHILST SPACE SITS THERE AND IS TOTALLY LIKE LOL |
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09-14-2009, 11:56 PM | #12 |
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thought this was gonna be about me D:
but ya i liked it |
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09-15-2009, 01:14 AM | #13 |
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Here's my poem, hope you like it.
Once upon a time, there was a fair little game called Fortress Forever.
*SNIP* THE END
User received an infraction for this post
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09-15-2009, 01:20 AM | #14 |
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I once decided to write an FF poem,
the topic was made by mikael you might well know him, but today on irc, i asked him the question 2v2 or 3v3 ? he of course picked the latter, joined the server but this doesnt matter, because he did get inevitably owned, if my crowbar was a cock he would've been boned. how can i possibly write more rhyme, what goes with that? how about some WINE, and on that note dont go online while pissed, i think some yank got banned for dis? if people like this i may write more, and if not then im sorry for the bore. |
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09-15-2009, 03:05 AM | #15 |
Not choking. Yet.
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Yer nae Rabbie Burns...
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09-15-2009, 07:11 AM | #16 |
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such a natural talent wakka
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09-15-2009, 11:31 AM | #17 |
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funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme
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09-18-2009, 01:29 AM | #18 |
Best HW in FF
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09-18-2009, 01:39 AM | #19 |
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lmao, especially not wakka!
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