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Mikael_hs 08-06-2009 12:47 AM

FF Poem
 
Through certain half-spammed ramps
The HW retreats
His heart beats-
Fast
As tidle waves of fire
Are rendered useless
By a bastion of medpacks

Backstabbed-
He will cry
“KNAKI IS A SPY!”
But the Flagroom def’s retarded
And is already bombarded

He throws his bag
Just as Space screams “LAG!”
A scout concs past
Fast

And that’s the end of it...

impy 08-06-2009 12:51 AM

I helped to write this!

Sh4x 08-06-2009 01:59 AM

Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer. ;)

Dr.Satan 08-06-2009 05:20 AM

lol I like it!

caesium 08-06-2009 09:33 AM

perhaps we should appoint an official fortress forever poet laureate.


:sadface: (in remembrance of)

beep
followed beep
followed beep followed
prime

i thought it was a
conc
but ono it was a
frag

i thought i'd have the
flag
but now i had to
die
rofl
respawn
and
retry


thiz 08-06-2009 01:17 PM

Nerd-o-meter just went up a notch, nice one.

bokko 08-06-2009 05:13 PM

Fortress Forever

fag n00b llama,

lamer camper cheat,

ffs wtf omg,

lol rofl lmao.


how do i starjump?

BOSTWIX 08-06-2009 08:43 PM

AWESOME POEM'S. I think we should have an FF poem-off! Perhaps in the form of haiku? Any English professionals amongst the admin to judge?

Icculus 08-06-2009 09:28 PM

Haiku's are a bit short but you never know, it might work.


Sniper sits alone
spy slips silently forward
a cold grave beckons



lol

-Icculus

Peon 08-08-2009 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sh4x (Post 446238)
Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer. ;)

:mrgreen:

spaceleper 09-05-2009 02:14 AM

THE SERVER IS EMPTY,
BECAUSE SPACE OWNED EVERYBODY,
PPL JUST KINDA GAVE UP,
AND WENT AND DID SOMETHING,
THROUGHRALLY PRODUCTIVE,
WITH THEIR LIVES,
WHILST SPACE SITS THERE AND IS TOTALLY LIKE
LOL

poem ZX 09-14-2009 11:56 PM

thought this was gonna be about me D:

but ya i liked it

Bridget 09-15-2009 01:14 AM

Here's my poem, hope you like it.

Once upon a time, there was a fair little game called Fortress Forever.
*SNIP*
THE END

wakka 09-15-2009 01:20 AM

I once decided to write an FF poem,
the topic was made by mikael you might well know him,
but today on irc,
i asked him the question 2v2 or 3v3 ?

he of course picked the latter,
joined the server but this doesnt matter,
because he did get inevitably owned,
if my crowbar was a cock he would've been boned.

how can i possibly write more rhyme,
what goes with that? how about some WINE,
and on that note dont go online while pissed,
i think some yank got banned for dis?

if people like this i may write more,
and if not then im sorry for the bore.

Pon 09-15-2009 03:05 AM

Yer nae Rabbie Burns... ;)

Mikael_hs 09-15-2009 07:11 AM

such a natural talent wakka

wakka 09-15-2009 11:31 AM

funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme

impy 09-18-2009 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wakka (Post 450187)
funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme

bullshit, ff players aren't cool outside of the internet

Dr.Satan 09-18-2009 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impy (Post 450580)
bullshit, ff players aren't cool outside of the internet

lmao, especially not wakka! :twisted:


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