Top 10 Rejection Lines

[SomeOldGuy]

Probably posted before, and yes, it's been around on the 'net in the past, but for those who may have missed it...

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Now the male perspective on the same issue:
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

[YomMamasHouse]

Old

sorry, but these threads aren't complete without some asshole who is kind enough to point it out.

Pretty funny though.

[Ihmhi]

Please, those are weak.

Girls:

1. I already have a pussy, I don't need another one.

That should be number 1. d:

[zippy]

only ones ive ever heard are ...

FUCK OFF ZIPPY

[uBeR]

That's because you're a stuffed animal.

[Vorm]

Originally Posted by uBeR

That's because you're a stuffed animal.

QFT!

[Ihmhi]

VORMZ!

Where's Dr. Zoidberg? >:

[C-Aim]

Originally Posted by YomMamasHouse

Old

sorry, but these threads aren't complete without some asshole who is kind enough to point it out.

Pretty funny though.

And in the end, you are an asshole.