What did you say???

o_hired-gun · 02-21-2006, 09:33 PM

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says: "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big guy says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Holy Crap, I thought you said, "Turn around"!!!

o_mescalito · 02-21-2006, 09:44 PM

paaaahahahaha! ace.

o_sobe green · 02-21-2006, 10:01 PM

This one is a classic. I heard it alot as a kid.

o_frenchtoast · 02-21-2006, 11:17 PM

haha, love it

o_nezumi · 02-22-2006, 05:49 PM

Bravo.

o_geokill-----> · 02-23-2006, 07:11 AM

hahaha, I'm using this 2morrow

02-21-2006, 09:33 PM	#1
o_hired-gun Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden the land of sin Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	What did you say??? A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says: "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The little guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Holy Crap, I thought you said, "Turn around"!!!

02-21-2006, 09:44 PM	#2
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	paaaahahahaha! ace.

02-21-2006, 10:01 PM	#3
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This one is a classic. I heard it alot as a kid.

02-21-2006, 11:17 PM	#4
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha, love it

02-22-2006, 05:49 PM	#5
o_nezumi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Peoples Republic of Harmfull Free Radicals Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Bravo.

02-23-2006, 07:11 AM	#6
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	hahaha, I'm using this 2morrow

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