05-03-2005, 02:03 PM | #1 |
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US State Mottoes
Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida : ASK US ABOUT OUR GRANDKIDS! Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Â* Leave Your Money) Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But TheÂ* Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our TourismÂ* Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most TaxÂ* Brackets) Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, andÂ* Very Little Else Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada : Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto RightÂ* here! New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right ToÂ* An Attorney... North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee : The Educashun State Texas : SÃ*, Hablo Ingles Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont : Yep Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington : We have more rain than you do Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared |
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05-03-2005, 02:29 PM | #2 |
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ENGLAND - AVE IT !
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05-03-2005, 02:51 PM | #3 |
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LoL @ Wyoming and West Virginia.
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05-03-2005, 03:31 PM | #4 |
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The one for Arkansas actually fits pretty good.
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05-03-2005, 04:50 PM | #5 |
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Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Ahhh hahahahahha that's all we'd need to. :P Just playin. |
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05-03-2005, 05:54 PM | #6 |
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Texas : SÃ*, Hablo Ingles
Hahahaha....yes, that is so true. And the wyoming one is so funny. |
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05-03-2005, 08:40 PM | #7 | |
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Re: US State Mottoes
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REAL translation: Make loa io'aina makuahu'ahu'a, ho'i ko kala. (mah-kay low-ah EE-oh I-na mah-ku-ah HOO-ah HOO-ah, HO-EE koh kahla) |
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05-03-2005, 11:42 PM | #8 |
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Illinois one is so true. You wouldn't believe how many people say "Illinoise."
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05-04-2005, 03:46 AM | #9 |
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So they know not to pronounce the S in Illinois, but still pronounce the T in Vermont? :/
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05-04-2005, 11:34 PM | #10 |
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Idaho : Idapimp
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05-05-2005, 12:51 AM | #11 | |
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05-05-2005, 01:23 AM | #12 |
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*offers some Swedish meatballs*
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05-05-2005, 03:00 AM | #13 |
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Delewhere?
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im from cali and i just learned that my state motto is actualy "EURIKA!" ... thats prety pimp.. anyway
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