I am learning to cast magic....(mostly earth spell sh@t)

DarkeN_HellspawN · 02-14-2008, 01:57 PM

I have recently met and spoke to a wiccan couple who practice wiccan and they are way out there on the horizion. I think that they have possibly eaten a crazy pill or two. Now we dicussed the wiccan thingy and I only listened to about 25% of it but it seems that they have magic since they pray to wicca. Anyways I was very intrested in learning magic as well so upon there request I have ordered myself a magic wand. I have posted the wand I have chosen for all to see........

http://willowrootwands.com/brsnwa.html

Now I wanted one like Harry Potters but since those are not real or recognized by the wiccans I decided to choose one that would work accordingly to wiccan standards. Now the price isnt that bad but I wanted the huge ass sanke one but it is $150.00 and since I am a beginner I do not want to head out with the baddest ass wand quite yet. (Who has a black belt the first day of Karate)? Now when it comes in I am going to meet back up with these people and try to cast spells that they are going to teach me. Now I am somewhat skeptical on the magic but if it doesnt work I am guessing they will want to play D&D or something. I am talking however about real magic and not the fake shit from David Blaine or Chris Angel. The girl wiccan thinks Chris Angel is hott but that he needs to stop showcasing his fake magic and I am like IDFC (i dont f#@#$%# care).

Now I also had to pickup the lastest copy of the ........... http://www.abaxion.com/op080.htm so that I can practice at home when needed. Wiccans do not allow you to hurt anyone with spells but I am going to try to hurt bad people with them and since I am not an "offical" wiccan I should be able to get away with it. Now I did ask them if they could tell if someone is using magic to hurt someone and they said "yes" that all wiccans would come looking but I am going to give it a shot. What is the worst that could happen??? Maybe burn at the stake from being found guilty by wiccans for performing bad spells. I dont mind cause if worse comes to worse I will send these f#$@#$ on a one way trip to Salem.

I will update all when I get my stuff in and possibly also order a Merlin hat or something. For some reason all of these wiccans look goth and sitting with a group of 10 of them at a coffee shop puts me out of place since I am the only one wearing khakis. I guess for some reason they have taken a liking to me so I will travel this road for a bit to hang out and see how it goes.

I guess I have to start liking "The Cure" and some other wiccan bands such as "Bon Jovi" and "Johnny Cash". Wish me luck.

dh

Scuzzy · 02-14-2008, 02:06 PM

I wonder if wands are a government regulated commodity. If not, I have some twigs in my back yard and ebay... I could sell organic wands and make millions.

Scuzzy

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 02-14-2008, 02:42 PM

Well, if the magic doesn't work, at least you cab stab someone in the eye with that wand...

DarkeN_HellspawN · 02-14-2008, 04:10 PM

It is supposed to try to help you become one with nature or organic wildlife or whatever kind of stuff since it is created with a mold I do not know how special it can be. At least Harry Potters wand was made with a Phoneix feather and in this case I cannot find the same thing. I will send an email to them but I am guessing that they are out of phoenix feathers since phoenix are hard to come by these days.

dh

Everything · 02-14-2008, 04:17 PM

AWAY YOU MADMAN, YOU AREN'T GETTING MY CHEESEBURGER! GET GET!

Innoc · 02-14-2008, 04:27 PM

Credge · 02-14-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoc

I cast magic missile into the darkness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

Everything · 02-14-2008, 05:14 PM

He's gonna' turn all of us into llamas!

Innoc · 02-14-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny

He's gonna' turn all of us into llamas!

too late!

there's nothing here · 02-15-2008, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoc

too late!

*I pu on my robe and wizard hat*

Credge · 02-15-2008, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by there's nothing here

*I pu on my robe and wizard hat*

Artist rendition.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 02-15-2008, 11:16 PM

what?

Credge · 02-15-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

what?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

Focksbot · 02-16-2008, 12:08 AM

Quote:

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

-bash.org

Agent Buckshot Moose · 02-16-2008, 12:51 AM

Why do you need a wand to practice magic? Just ground yourself and have the energy flow through your chakras.

At least that's the way I learned it when I experimented with that kind of stuff.

there's nothing here · 02-16-2008, 07:15 AM

Lol. Go watch your Narutoads.

fishBurger · 02-16-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Buckshot Moose

Just ground yourself and have the energy flow through your chakras.

I think that belongs in the torture thread...

Ihmhi · 02-16-2008, 06:53 PM

Isn't Wiccanism more of a shaman, earth mother sort of religion like druidism more than anything else? I don't really think they do the whole "wands and pointy hats" type of stuff.

Except for teenage wannabes, who do the "tarot, candles, and cutting yourself to Linkin Park" branch of Wicca...

Backstaber · 02-17-2008, 12:42 AM

Wizard!!! Burn him!!! Burn him at the stake!!!

Scuzzy · 02-17-2008, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Credge

I cast magic missile into the darkness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

I have not seen that in years, that makes my day.

Scuzzy

02-14-2008, 01:57 PM	#1
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