Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

Deadly Furby · 07-29-2007, 05:25 PM

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Silently squeeze the fart bag that you have hidden.

6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7. Say -DING at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

10. Lift the emergency phone and pretend you're ordering a pizza.

11. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

12. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

13. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Harvey, How's your day been?"

14. Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

15. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

16. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

nodnarb · 07-29-2007, 05:32 PM

haha, those are awesome.

SizeableSSonic · 07-29-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deadly Furby

10. Lift the emergency phone and pretend you're ordering a pizza.

ROFLMFAO

Ihmhi · 07-29-2007, 09:35 PM

17. Have a disco party.

zippy · 07-29-2007, 10:23 PM

lol im going to try some of them at work tomorrow.

Coronius · 07-30-2007, 10:30 AM

Film it!

651ett · 07-30-2007, 11:16 AM

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

and

9. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

Win.

SkynYrd · 07-30-2007, 02:36 PM

lol pretty good

[AE] 5316 *TKZ* · 07-30-2007, 03:08 PM

old

651ett · 07-30-2007, 06:04 PM

no u nub

StatisticZ · 07-30-2007, 07:13 PM

LOL! I've done the greeting an invisible friend one, and peeking inside a bag asking if they had enough air one.

uBeR · 07-30-2007, 07:17 PM

Lol I will try a few of these.

ehUehuehuehuehueh · 07-31-2007, 12:18 AM

I lol'd

**mervaka** · 07-31-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

7. Say -DING at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

lulz (not epic)

zippy · 07-31-2007, 03:52 PM

i got one....

drop a pen onto your foot and wait 30 seconds before shouting OOUUUUUUCH

ok maybe not

skuLL · 07-31-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippy

i got one....

drop a pen onto your foot and wait 30 seconds before shouting OOUUUUUUCH

ok maybe not

In 30 seconds everyone will have left? -.-

BinaryLife · 07-31-2007, 05:59 PM

One I've alwaysed wanted to try is to move a desk in there and when someone tries to get on:
Ask them if they have an appointment. OR
Pretend to be writing something when the doors open. Stare at them angrily and then press the door close button.

zSilver_Fox · 07-31-2007, 10:07 PM

I'll be the first to say: SOOO 2004!

StatisticZ · 08-01-2007, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skuLL

In 30 seconds everyone will have left? -.-

lmfao

Ihmhi · 08-01-2007, 03:29 AM

18. When in a particularly tall building, ask for "13". When the person by the buttons realizes it is not there, shout "THEY TOOK IT OUT? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FLOOR!"

07-29-2007, 05:25 PM	#1
Deadly Furby Elder Scroll Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Silently squeeze the fart bag that you have hidden. 6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7. Say -DING at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 10. Lift the emergency phone and pretend you're ordering a pizza. 11. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 12. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 13. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Harvey, How's your day been?" 14. Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 15. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 16. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

07-29-2007, 09:35 PM	#4
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07-30-2007, 07:17 PM	#12
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Lol I will try a few of these. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

07-31-2007, 10:07 PM	#18
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'll be the first to say: SOOO 2004! __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

07-29-2007, 05:32 PM	#2
nodnarb Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	haha, those are awesome.

07-29-2007, 10:23 PM	#5
zippy rainbow flying high Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: cumbria,uk Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol im going to try some of them at work tomorrow.

07-30-2007, 10:30 AM	#6
Coronius Alcoholic Artist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Film it!

07-30-2007, 11:16 AM	#7
651ett Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gangstaville Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. and 9. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." Win.

07-30-2007, 02:36 PM	#8
SkynYrd Cry some more. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bogart's Tater Patch Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol pretty good

07-30-2007, 06:04 PM	#10
651ett Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gangstaville Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	no u nub

07-30-2007, 07:13 PM	#11
StatisticZ My title is... Custom. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tri-State Area Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	LOL! I've done the greeting an invisible friend one, and peeking inside a bag asking if they had enough air one.

07-31-2007, 12:18 AM	#13
ehUehuehuehuehueh Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: eff Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I lol'd

07-31-2007, 03:52 PM	#15
zippy rainbow flying high Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: cumbria,uk Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i got one.... drop a pen onto your foot and wait 30 seconds before shouting OOUUUUUUCH ok maybe not

07-31-2007, 05:59 PM	#17
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	One I've alwaysed wanted to try is to move a desk in there and when someone tries to get on: Ask them if they have an appointment. OR Pretend to be writing something when the doors open. Stare at them angrily and then press the door close button.

08-01-2007, 03:29 AM	#20
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	18. When in a particularly tall building, ask for "13". When the person by the buttons realizes it is not there, shout "THEY TOOK IT OUT? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FLOOR!" __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

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