I can't seem to find a woman...

Deadly Furby · 01-24-2011, 02:15 AM

I've tried EVERYTHING, including making a video dating tape for "Perfect Dating".

What am I doing wrong?

**Ricey** · 01-24-2011, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadly Furby

I've tried EVERYTHING, including making a video dating tape for "Perfect Dating".

What am I doing wrong?

Boobies!

KubeDawg · 01-24-2011, 04:53 AM

www.okcupid.com

just sayin.

Iggy · 01-24-2011, 11:12 AM

You're looking. I've found that to be my biggest problem. I'm going straight honest here:

I tried dating here and there.... then I gave up looking and decided to be happy being alone. Once I was nice and comfy in that role, Rose walked into my life. We were together from 11-15-Y2K, until her death on 8-23-2K6. After that, I decided that "there went my one shot at happiness", and while it took some time, I got used to the idea of being alone again. Once I was nice and settled into that.... Katine comes into my life, and we've been together since 12-14-2K9. We have planned our wedding, and I'm hoping to hold on to her for a long time.

You never know what the future holds for you, but sometimes the best way to get there, is to stop fighting it, and just let it happen.

KubeDawg · 01-24-2011, 03:36 PM

Also, if confidence is your issue, practice makes perfect. Some women will reject you. It's a fact of life unless you are dead sexy like myself.

Anyway, just stay confident, keep calm and have a fun time. And if you feel like some things in your own life need fixing other than this no woman situation, then work on those things right now, and then start looking.

**squeek.** · 01-25-2011, 03:05 AM

Deja vu?

**squeek.** · 01-25-2011, 03:08 AM

Or not.

Lynus · 01-25-2011, 11:08 AM

jahaha squeek.

Lost · 01-25-2011, 02:17 PM

Who the hell is that? He looks like Scott Weiland. lol

battery · 02-27-2011, 12:58 PM

Okay...

To get a girl, you need two things:

1) You need to be confident. By confidence, I mean you have to talk and think like a man of good quality even though you aren't (yet). You have to trust you ability to get a woman of good quality even if you haven't been successful yet. Real confidence is the faith that you will reach your goal, despite the lack of tangible evidence.

2) You have to be a man of good quality, not by your own standards, but in the eyes of society. Good appearance is very important: choice of clothing, build of you body, posture. You must also be good at humor. Finally, you need a hobby to show everyone you have a happy life. Notice, that these qualities are by no means innate "talents". By putting in time, money and efforts, you will become decent enough to get women.

To sum up, to get a girl, you have to work on a big project: the betterment of you own self. Honestly, every respectable man should already be working on this project whether he is seeking a woman or not.

Etzell · 02-27-2011, 05:44 PM

I like how 1/2 the people here CLEARLY did not click the link.

Paft · 02-28-2011, 01:49 PM

I don't know about women, but there are plenty or fish in the sea.

Bridget · 03-05-2011, 03:58 AM

Battery's advice is terrible, just saying. It's the same cliche motivational-poster pseudo-intellectual bullshit we have heard time and time again that does not work unless you want to delude yourself into thinking the shallow artificial relationship you manage to eventually get (which will last a month at most) is what you were gunning for.

**Bully** · 03-06-2011, 07:49 PM

Solution, watch from 20:30

YouTube

Hirohito · 03-09-2011, 02:47 AM

Use a fleshlight.

CatzEyes93 · 03-10-2011, 12:23 AM

now where is that kamakazi pick up line web page that I read about a year ago. The one where you basically go into a bar, strick up a convo with a gal, and within 5 interchanges, you say "wanna go back to my place and f***?"

Innoc · 03-10-2011, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etzell

I like how 1/2 the people here CLEARLY did not click the link.

Knock knock...who's there....itty bitty people who didn't click the link...

Quote:

Originally Posted by CatzEyes93

now where is that kamakazi pick up line web page that I read about a year ago. The one where you basically go into a bar, strick up a convo with a gal, and within 5 interchanges, you say "wanna go back to my place and f***?"

Bloodninja?

CatzEyes93 · 03-11-2011, 02:07 AM

DOH!!!

Etzell · 03-11-2011, 02:18 AM

Catz, since you're here, not trolling or anything, but do you have any info on Black Mesa? Is it dead? Is it just good at hiding?

CatzEyes93 · 03-20-2011, 02:52 PM

I know folks dont trust me when I say it... but no it isnt dead and yes they are still working on it. There has been a ton of activity in the last few months in the background and I even caved and have assisted them in testing it.

01-24-2011, 02:15 AM	#1
Deadly Furby Elder Scroll Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I can't seem to find a woman... I've tried EVERYTHING, including making a video dating tape for "Perfect Dating". What am I doing wrong?

01-24-2011, 04:53 AM	#3
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	www.okcupid.com just sayin. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

01-24-2011, 03:36 PM	#5
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Also, if confidence is your issue, practice makes perfect. Some women will reject you. It's a fact of life unless you are dead sexy like myself. Anyway, just stay confident, keep calm and have a fun time. And if you feel like some things in your own life need fixing other than this no woman situation, then work on those things right now, and then start looking. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

01-25-2011, 03:05 AM	#6
squeek. Stuff Do-er Lua Team Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern California Class/Position: Rallygun Shooter Gametype: Conc tag (you just wait) Affiliations: Mustache Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 352 Times	Deja vu? __________________ #FF.Pickup ¤ Fortress-Forever pickups My Non-official Maps Released FF_DM_Squeek - FF_2Mesa3_Classic - FF_Siege_Classic Beta FF_Myth - FF_Redlight_Greenlight Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan. - Karl Pilkington

01-25-2011, 03:08 AM	#7
squeek. Stuff Do-er Lua Team Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern California Class/Position: Rallygun Shooter Gametype: Conc tag (you just wait) Affiliations: Mustache Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 352 Times	Or not. __________________ #FF.Pickup ¤ Fortress-Forever pickups My Non-official Maps Released FF_DM_Squeek - FF_2Mesa3_Classic - FF_Siege_Classic Beta FF_Myth - FF_Redlight_Greenlight Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan. - Karl Pilkington

01-25-2011, 11:08 AM	#8
Lynus I like Ceyx Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: MI Posts Rated Helpful 11 Times	jahaha squeek. __________________ hef

01-25-2011, 02:17 PM	#9
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Who the hell is that? He looks like Scott Weiland. lol __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

02-27-2011, 12:58 PM	#10
battery D&A Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Okay... To get a girl, you need two things: 1) You need to be confident. By confidence, I mean you have to talk and think like a man of good quality even though you aren't (yet). You have to trust you ability to get a woman of good quality even if you haven't been successful yet. Real confidence is the faith that you will reach your goal, despite the lack of tangible evidence. 2) You have to be a man of good quality, not by your own standards, but in the eyes of society. Good appearance is very important: choice of clothing, build of you body, posture. You must also be good at humor. Finally, you need a hobby to show everyone you have a happy life. Notice, that these qualities are by no means innate "talents". By putting in time, money and efforts, you will become decent enough to get women. To sum up, to get a girl, you have to work on a big project: the betterment of you own self. Honestly, every respectable man should already be working on this project whether he is seeking a woman or not. Last edited by battery; 02-27-2011 at 12:58 PM.

02-27-2011, 05:44 PM	#11
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I like how 1/2 the people here CLEARLY did not click the link.

02-28-2011, 01:49 PM	#12
Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	I don't know about women, but there are plenty or fish in the sea. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012

03-05-2011, 03:58 AM	#13
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Battery's advice is terrible, just saying. It's the same cliche motivational-poster pseudo-intellectual bullshit we have heard time and time again that does not work unless you want to delude yourself into thinking the shallow artificial relationship you manage to eventually get (which will last a month at most) is what you were gunning for.

03-09-2011, 02:47 AM	#15
Hirohito The last true Emperor D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Use a fleshlight.

03-10-2011, 12:23 AM	#16
CatzEyes93 Black Mesa Voice Actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	now where is that kamakazi pick up line web page that I read about a year ago. The one where you basically go into a bar, strick up a convo with a gal, and within 5 interchanges, you say "wanna go back to my place and f***?"

03-11-2011, 02:07 AM	#18
CatzEyes93 Black Mesa Voice Actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	DOH!!!

03-11-2011, 02:18 AM	#19
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Catz, since you're here, not trolling or anything, but do you have any info on Black Mesa? Is it dead? Is it just good at hiding?

03-20-2011, 02:52 PM	#20
CatzEyes93 Black Mesa Voice Actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	I know folks dont trust me when I say it... but no it isnt dead and yes they are still working on it. There has been a ton of activity in the last few months in the background and I even caved and have assisted them in testing it.

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