The Random Phrase Thread!

Suite307 · 07-24-2007, 02:21 PM

Make a sentence based on the color shirt you are wearing, your day of birth, and your month of birth.

Color Shirt:
White: I fapped to
Black: I smoked
Gray: I had sex with
Orange: I ate
Yellow: I licked
Red: I punched
Green: I sniffed
Blue: I humped
Purple: I ripped off
Pink: I kissed
Brown: I sang to
Other: I threw

Day of Birth:
1: a sandwich
2: a hooker
3: a Republican
4: a baseball bat
5: a little boy
6: a turd
7: a wrench
8: the sasquatch
9: a hot chick
10: a man
11: a twinkie
12: a mosquito
13: a Christian
14: a fish
15: a tree
16: an Atheist
17: 1337-sauce
18: a warthog
19: a mountain of boobies
20: a dwarf
21: an octopus
22: a martian
23: a Muslim
24: a yak
25: a Democrat
26: Gary Coleman
27: myself
28: a wildabeast
29: Paris Hilton
30: a muppet
31: paint chips
Month of Birth:
Jan: because mommy told me to do it
Feb: because my power level is over 9000!
March: because I’m a pimp
April: because I’m a beast in bed
May: because I’m drunk
June: even though penguins would do otherwise
July: because I’m high
Aug: because I want a third boob
Sep: … In Soviet Russia; <insert Day of Birth noun here>, <Color of Shirt verb here, but reconfigure it so it makes sense> you?
Oct: Because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy
Nov: Because it brainwashed Richard Nixon into believing that one of his rivals have transformed all of his underwear into dust specks which have actually been sitting at the bottom of his underwear drawer for a decade because his maid refused to clean there (and who can blame her) but Richard believed that his rival stole his underwear so that he can ruin him out of his place in office so he started up the Watergate Scandal and ended up getting his Ass handed to him by the judge and was kicked out of presidency.
Dec: … well that’s how I roll.

I smoked a sandwich … well that’s how I roll , that's what mine gave me.
( Note that i took this from some other board i visit )

Loader · 07-24-2007, 02:25 PM

I kissed the sasquatch because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy.

lolz

SkynYrd · 07-24-2007, 02:32 PM

I humped an Atheist because my mommy told me to do it.

lol, who comes up with this shit

Spiderm4N · 07-24-2007, 02:43 PM

I had sex with a man

**Bully** · 07-24-2007, 02:56 PM

I punched a Republican … well that’s how I roll.

Circuitous · 07-24-2007, 04:43 PM

I smoked a Republican because I am a beast in bed.

That makes no sense.

skuLL · 07-24-2007, 05:27 PM

I smoked a baseball bat because I'm drunk.

StatisticZ · 07-24-2007, 05:28 PM

I smoked a Republican because I'm a pimp an Atheist..

lool

p.s. am I the only one who had to look down to see what color shirt they had on?

skuLL · 07-24-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [StatisticZ]

p.s. am I the only one who had to look down to see what color shirt they had on?

Absolutely no.

magzy · 07-24-2007, 05:59 PM

I fapped to a dwarf because I'm a pimp...

Marshmallow Noob · 07-24-2007, 06:15 PM

I smoked 1337-sauce because my power level is over 9000!

I WIN!

nodnarb · 07-24-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [StatisticZ]

p.s. am I the only one who had to look down to see what color shirt they had on?

What if your not wearing a shirt?!

SkynYrd · 07-24-2007, 06:28 PM

Then it depends on your race LOLOLZOLZOL

Not funny.

nodnarb · 07-24-2007, 06:36 PM

I had sex with 1337-sauce, because I am a beast in bed. lul

Nuk3m · 07-24-2007, 06:53 PM

I had sex with a dwarf ...In Soviet Russia; twentygray, you?

nodnarb · 07-24-2007, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuk3m

I had sex with a dwarf ...In Soviet Russia; twentygray, you?

In Soviet Russia sex had you!

omen · 07-24-2007, 07:20 PM

I humped a Muslim because I'm high

SkynYrd · 07-24-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuk3m

...In Soviet Russia; twentygray, you?

LOL

gizmofo · 07-24-2007, 07:37 PM

I threw a fish because my mommy told me to.
That bitch.

halo · 07-24-2007, 08:09 PM

I sang to a baseball bat because I'm a beast in bed :/.

07-24-2007, 02:21 PM	#1
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The Random Phrase Thread! Make a sentence based on the color shirt you are wearing, your day of birth, and your month of birth. Color Shirt: White: I fapped to Black: I smoked Gray: I had sex with Orange: I ate Yellow: I licked Red: I punched Green: I sniffed Blue: I humped Purple: I ripped off Pink: I kissed Brown: I sang to Other: I threw Day of Birth: 1: a sandwich 2: a hooker 3: a Republican 4: a baseball bat 5: a little boy 6: a turd 7: a wrench 8: the sasquatch 9: a hot chick 10: a man 11: a twinkie 12: a mosquito 13: a Christian 14: a fish 15: a tree 16: an Atheist 17: 1337-sauce 18: a warthog 19: a mountain of boobies 20: a dwarf 21: an octopus 22: a martian 23: a Muslim 24: a yak 25: a Democrat 26: Gary Coleman 27: myself 28: a wildabeast 29: Paris Hilton 30: a muppet 31: paint chips Month of Birth: Jan: because mommy told me to do it Feb: because my power level is over 9000! March: because I’m a pimp April: because I’m a beast in bed May: because I’m drunk June: even though penguins would do otherwise July: because I’m high Aug: because I want a third boob Sep: … In Soviet Russia; <insert Day of Birth noun here>, <Color of Shirt verb here, but reconfigure it so it makes sense> you? Oct: Because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy Nov: Because it brainwashed Richard Nixon into believing that one of his rivals have transformed all of his underwear into dust specks which have actually been sitting at the bottom of his underwear drawer for a decade because his maid refused to clean there (and who can blame her) but Richard believed that his rival stole his underwear so that he can ruin him out of his place in office so he started up the Watergate Scandal and ended up getting his Ass handed to him by the judge and was kicked out of presidency. Dec: … well that’s how I roll. I smoked a sandwich … well that’s how I roll , that's what mine gave me. ( Note that i took this from some other board i visit )

07-24-2007, 02:56 PM	#5
Bully Beta Tester Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire, England Class/Position: Spectating Gametype: British Bulldogs Affiliations: ®™ ^ Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	I punched a Republican … well that’s how I roll. __________________ ®™ Support FF:

07-24-2007, 04:43 PM	#6
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I smoked a Republican because I am a beast in bed. That makes no sense. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

07-24-2007, 02:25 PM	#2
Loader >_< Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Portsmouth, England, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I kissed the sasquatch because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy. lolz

07-24-2007, 02:32 PM	#3
SkynYrd Cry some more. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bogart's Tater Patch Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I humped an Atheist because my mommy told me to do it. lol, who comes up with this shit

07-24-2007, 02:43 PM	#4
Spiderm4N Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brazil Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	I had sex with a man

07-24-2007, 05:27 PM	#7
skuLL Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I smoked a baseball bat because I'm drunk.

07-24-2007, 05:28 PM	#8
StatisticZ My title is... Custom. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tri-State Area Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I smoked a Republican because I'm a pimp an Atheist.. lool p.s. am I the only one who had to look down to see what color shirt they had on?

07-24-2007, 05:59 PM	#10
magzy Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I fapped to a dwarf because I'm a pimp...

07-24-2007, 06:15 PM	#11
Marshmallow Noob D&A Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I smoked 1337-sauce because my power level is over 9000! I WIN!

07-24-2007, 06:28 PM	#13
SkynYrd Cry some more. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bogart's Tater Patch Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Then it depends on your race LOLOLZOLZOL Not funny.

07-24-2007, 06:36 PM	#14
nodnarb Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	I had sex with 1337-sauce, because I am a beast in bed. lul

07-24-2007, 06:53 PM	#15
Nuk3m Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA! Class/Position: Scout / Offense Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: :e0: Founder Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I had sex with a dwarf ...In Soviet Russia; twentygray, you?

07-24-2007, 07:20 PM	#17
omen Retired FF Staff Join Date: May 2006 Location: Norway Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I humped a Muslim because I'm high

07-24-2007, 07:37 PM	#19
gizmofo The Bestest Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I threw a fish because my mommy told me to. That bitch.

07-24-2007, 08:09 PM	#20
halo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I sang to a baseball bat because I'm a beast in bed :/.

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