The Random Phrase Thread!
 

Make a sentence based on the color shirt you are wearing, your day of birth, and your month of birth.

Color Shirt:
White: I fapped to
Black: I smoked
Gray: I had sex with
Orange: I ate
Yellow: I licked
Red: I punched
Green: I sniffed
Blue: I humped
Purple: I ripped off
Pink: I kissed
Brown: I sang to
Other: I threw

Day of Birth:
1: a sandwich
2: a hooker
3: a Republican
4: a baseball bat
5: a little boy
6: a turd
7: a wrench
8: the sasquatch
9: a hot chick
10: a man
11: a twinkie
12: a mosquito
13: a Christian
14: a fish
15: a tree
16: an Atheist
17: 1337-sauce
18: a warthog
19: a mountain of boobies
20: a dwarf
21: an octopus
22: a martian
23: a Muslim
24: a yak
25: a Democrat
26: Gary Coleman
27: myself
28: a wildabeast
29: Paris Hilton
30: a muppet
31: paint chips
Month of Birth:
Jan: because mommy told me to do it
Feb: because my power level is over 9000!
March: because I’m a pimp
April: because I’m a beast in bed
May: because I’m drunk
June: even though penguins would do otherwise
July: because I’m high
Aug: because I want a third boob
Sep: … In Soviet Russia; <insert Day of Birth noun here>, <Color of Shirt verb here, but reconfigure it so it makes sense> you?
Oct: Because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy
Nov: Because it brainwashed Richard Nixon into believing that one of his rivals have transformed all of his underwear into dust specks which have actually been sitting at the bottom of his underwear drawer for a decade because his maid refused to clean there (and who can blame her) but Richard believed that his rival stole his underwear so that he can ruin him out of his place in office so he started up the Watergate Scandal and ended up getting his Ass handed to him by the judge and was kicked out of presidency.
Dec: … well that’s how I roll.

I smoked a sandwich … well that’s how I roll , that's what mine gave me.
( Note that i took this from some other board i visit )

I kissed the sasquatch because I am what a girl wants.. what a girl needs… whatever makes her happy.

lolz

I humped an Atheist because my mommy told me to do it.


lol, who comes up with this shit

I had sex with a man

I punched a Republican … well that’s how I roll.

I smoked a Republican because I am a beast in bed.

That makes no sense.

I smoked a baseball bat because I'm drunk.

I smoked a Republican because I'm a pimp an Atheist..

lool

p.s. am I the only one who had to look down to see what color shirt they had on? :lol:

Absolutely no.

I fapped to a dwarf because I'm a pimp... :shock:

I smoked 1337-sauce because my power level is over 9000!

I WIN!

What if your not wearing a shirt?!

Then it depends on your race LOLOLZOLZOL





Not funny.

I had sex with 1337-sauce, because I am a beast in bed. lul

I had sex with a dwarf ...In Soviet Russia; twentygray, you?

In Soviet Russia sex had you!

I humped a Muslim because I'm high :)

LOL

I threw a fish because my mommy told me to.
That bitch.

I sang to a baseball bat because I'm a beast in bed :/.