Newfie Wedding...

o_hired-gun · 02-17-2006, 08:28 PM

A wedding occurred just outside St. John's, Newfoundland. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families had a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appeared in St. John's court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in Court!".
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened".
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is tradition at a St. John's wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay. Continue."
"Well, said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song when all of a sudden - the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" Paddy replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"

o_puppychow · 02-17-2006, 08:55 PM

2.3 out of ten.

o_broodingdude · 02-17-2006, 08:57 PM

rofl!

... reminds of the joke:

How do you castrate a hick (redneck, farmer...)?

Kick his sister in the jaw!

Although the connection is a bit disjointed.

o_sobe green · 02-17-2006, 10:21 PM

haha good stuff

02-17-2006, 08:28 PM	#1
o_hired-gun Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden the land of sin Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Newfie Wedding... A wedding occurred just outside St. John's, Newfoundland. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families had a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appeared in St. John's court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in Court!". The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is tradition at a St. John's wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride. The judge says, "Okay. Continue." "Well, said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song when all of a sudden - the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs." Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!" "Hurt?" Paddy replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"

02-17-2006, 08:55 PM	#2
o_puppychow Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington DC Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	2.3 out of ten.

02-17-2006, 08:57 PM	#3
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	rofl! ... reminds of the joke: How do you castrate a hick (redneck, farmer...)? Kick his sister in the jaw! Although the connection is a bit disjointed.

02-17-2006, 10:21 PM	#4
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha good stuff

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