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gibz · 10-06-2009, 12:07 PM

I'm in school and really don't want to do this SQL work.. need a distration

Mikael_hs · 10-06-2009, 12:21 PM

http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafav...al_qualia.html

YAY

~kev~ · 10-06-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibz

I'm in school and really don't want to do this SQL work.. need a distration

Get a girl friend. Thats what their made for.

gibz · 10-06-2009, 02:42 PM

lol shut up!

hlstriker · 10-06-2009, 03:19 PM

You will learn SQL you and will like it!

Hawk Eye · 10-06-2009, 03:30 PM

SQL is useful! Leeearrrnn iiiiit.

KubeDawg · 10-06-2009, 05:59 PM

gibz · 10-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Funny, my first name is Taylor.
Plus, I don't know if you are all being sarcastic or serious.
PLUS PLUS, I was doing data modelling, which IS boring

MonoXideAtWork · 10-06-2009, 07:05 PM

Will have cybersex for sql databases.

Scuzzy · 10-06-2009, 07:26 PM

All the SQL you need to know to get through college:

UPDATE class_grades c
INNER JOIN students s ON s.student_id = c.student_id
SET c.grade = CASE WHEN rand() > .3 THEN 'A'
ELSE CASE WHEN RAND() > .6 THEN 'A-'
ELSE 'B+' END END
WHERE s.first_name = 'Taylor'
AND c.year_id = 2010
AND c.term_id = 1

10-06-2009, 12:07 PM	#1
gibz Title title title title Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: VA Class/Position: Medic O, Soldier D Gametype: CTF, Water Battle Affiliations: :e0: and n-t Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Please FF Forums Save Me I'm in school and really don't want to do this SQL work.. need a distration __________________

10-06-2009, 12:21 PM	#2
Mikael_hs Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Affiliations: Wazzazzaza Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafav...al_qualia.html YAY Last edited by Mikael_hs; 10-06-2009 at 12:22 PM.

10-06-2009, 02:42 PM	#4
gibz Title title title title Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: VA Class/Position: Medic O, Soldier D Gametype: CTF, Water Battle Affiliations: :e0: and n-t Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol shut up! __________________

10-06-2009, 05:59 PM	#7
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10-06-2009, 06:58 PM	#8
gibz Title title title title Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: VA Class/Position: Medic O, Soldier D Gametype: CTF, Water Battle Affiliations: :e0: and n-t Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Funny, my first name is Taylor. Plus, I don't know if you are all being sarcastic or serious. PLUS PLUS, I was doing data modelling, which IS boring __________________

10-06-2009, 03:19 PM	#5
hlstriker QUAD ROCKET Server Owner Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jul 2007 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: Rocket Jumping Affiliations: -g1 ]qS[ -eC- :e0: [ESAD] Posts Rated Helpful 11 Times	You will learn SQL you and will like it!

10-06-2009, 03:30 PM	#6
Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	SQL is useful! Leeearrrnn iiiiit.

10-06-2009, 07:05 PM	#9
MonoXideAtWork Pub Allstar! Beta Tester Join Date: Aug 2008 Class/Position: under en kvinna Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: Eternal Order, Must be h4x, Mono's happy funtime. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Will have cybersex for sql databases.

10-06-2009, 07:26 PM	#10
Scuzzy The Old Timers Clan D&A Member Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Server: 206.217.134.170:27016 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	All the SQL you need to know to get through college: UPDATE class_grades c INNER JOIN students s ON s.student_id = c.student_id SET c.grade = CASE WHEN rand() > .3 THEN 'A' ELSE CASE WHEN RAND() > .6 THEN 'A-' ELSE 'B+' END END WHERE s.first_name = 'Taylor' AND c.year_id = 2010 AND c.term_id = 1 __________________ "Player Quality, not Quantity, is what we strive for." - The LLama Wrangler "A clan is defined by the nature of it's enemies. - The Llama Wrangler

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