How does eat pissed bear?

there's nothing here · 03-14-2008, 11:57 AM

Assuming the previously mentioned bear had been conquered and subsequently destroyed by the previously stated machete methods here, how would one go about eating it? Which would be the best cuts of meat, and how would it taste?

Because of course, you're lost and you have nothing to eat.

I know you carnivorous guys have eaten a whole lotta weird kangaroo and dead carcasses before, so lend a hand!

That's like 5000 lbs of food right there.

uBeR · 03-14-2008, 03:19 PM

Liver + ribs = win.

Innoc · 03-14-2008, 03:30 PM

Bear meat is pretty greasy. Hopefully you can get a fire going to cook it. Fact is, if you're playing "Survivorman" hunger will take care of the seasoning. I wouldn't, however, linger around the corpse very long for fear that the scent of blood could bring dangerous scavengers and other alpha predators.

Zatoichi · 03-14-2008, 03:37 PM

also..hope its cold, bear meat spoils very fast. and dont puncture the bladder when gutting it out, and it might be handy to be near a stream as youll want to wash the meat to get as much blood out as you can(and to clean it).

there's nothing here · 03-14-2008, 05:32 PM

Lies, this isn't no Survivorman situation, what kinda lame thread would it be if it were?

You are starving and famished- skin and bones pretty much! Yet you want a dinner so good it must've been borne out of hell, and probably sold a good chunk of your soul for. Also, cooked by Chef Ramsay.

I don't believe, you guys really have eaten bear before. D:

So, by the bladder, you mean the gall? When I was a kid, I was told not to poke the gallbladder in fish, makes the meat bitter. Also, bleed fish immediately after catching.

Innoc · 03-14-2008, 05:37 PM

Ok, don't believe it then. If you shoot or hunt it's not stretch to either hunt bear or to know someone who does. I have Antelope in my freezer right now...but, like the cake, it's probably a lie too.

BinaryLife · 03-14-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by there's nothing here

Lies, this isn't no Survivorman situation, what kinda lame thread would it be if it were?

You are starving and famished- skin and bones pretty much! Yet you want a dinner so good it must've been borne out of hell, and probably sold a good chunk of your soul for. Also, cooked by Chef Ramsay.

I don't believe, you guys really have eaten bear before. D:

So, by the bladder, you mean the gall? When I was a kid, I was told not to poke the gallbladder in fish, makes the meat bitter. Also, bleed fish immediately after catching.

You always bleed fish right after catching.

If I managed to kill a bear with just a machete I might go insane with pride and testosterone and eat its heart cold.

...that's assuming I'm not bleeding to death anyway by the end of this senario.

also I would very likely throw up shortly after or during eating of the heart.

fishBurger · 03-14-2008, 07:48 PM

Fry the heart gain its powers.

uBeR · 03-14-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoc

Ok, don't believe it then. If you shoot or hunt it's not stretch to either hunt bear or to know someone who does. I have Antelope in my freezer right now...but, like the cake, it's probably a lie too.

I've got cantaloupe in mine.

You've just been one-uped.

Credge · 03-14-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fishBurger

Fry the heart gain its powers.

You only gain the bears powers if you eat his heart raw.

Zatoichi · 03-14-2008, 08:05 PM

no i mean the organ that stores urine.

there's nothing here · 03-14-2008, 08:27 PM

Was that sum sarcasm?

Antelope!

Did you steal them from the Chevy factories?

Even worse.. CANTALOUPE! O_O

reaper18 · 03-14-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoc

Bear meat is pretty greasy. Hopefully you can get a fire going to cook it. Fact is, if you're playing "Survivorman" hunger will take care of the seasoning. I wouldn't, however, linger around the corpse very long for fear that the scent of blood could bring dangerous scavengers and other alpha predators.

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there's nothing here · 03-14-2008, 10:27 PM

So no one has any recipes yet? Campfire cookin'? Cooked with wild raspberries or something?

~kev~ · 03-16-2008, 04:44 AM

Does are herbivores, its highly unlikely they will eat a bear.

uBeR · 03-16-2008, 04:52 AM

^^

(Maybe they stahven)

Bubbles · 03-16-2008, 05:13 PM

I thought eating bearmeat caused huge parasites crawl in and out of your bum. :- o

BinaryLife · 03-17-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubbles

I thought eating bearmeat caused huge parasites crawl in and out of your bum. :- o

Where did you hear/read that? I've never heard of it before. Nor does it make any sense unless you don't cook the meat.

03-14-2008, 11:57 AM	#1
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	How does eat pissed bear? Assuming the previously mentioned bear had been conquered and subsequently destroyed by the previously stated machete methods here, how would one go about eating it? Which would be the best cuts of meat, and how would it taste? Because of course, you're lost and you have nothing to eat. I know you carnivorous guys have eaten a whole lotta weird kangaroo and dead carcasses before, so lend a hand! That's like 5000 lbs of food right there.

03-14-2008, 03:19 PM	#2
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Liver + ribs = win. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-14-2008, 03:30 PM	#3
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Bear meat is pretty greasy. Hopefully you can get a fire going to cook it. Fact is, if you're playing "Survivorman" hunger will take care of the seasoning. I wouldn't, however, linger around the corpse very long for fear that the scent of blood could bring dangerous scavengers and other alpha predators. __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

03-14-2008, 05:37 PM	#6
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Ok, don't believe it then. If you shoot or hunt it's not stretch to either hunt bear or to know someone who does. I have Antelope in my freezer right now...but, like the cake, it's probably a lie too. __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

03-14-2008, 07:48 PM	#8
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Fry the heart gain its powers. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

03-14-2008, 03:37 PM	#4
Zatoichi Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upstate New York Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	also..hope its cold, bear meat spoils very fast. and dont puncture the bladder when gutting it out, and it might be handy to be near a stream as youll want to wash the meat to get as much blood out as you can(and to clean it).

03-14-2008, 05:32 PM	#5
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Lies, this isn't no Survivorman situation, what kinda lame thread would it be if it were? You are starving and famished- skin and bones pretty much! Yet you want a dinner so good it must've been borne out of hell, and probably sold a good chunk of your soul for. Also, cooked by Chef Ramsay. I don't believe, you guys really have eaten bear before. D: So, by the bladder, you mean the gall? When I was a kid, I was told not to poke the gallbladder in fish, makes the meat bitter. Also, bleed fish immediately after catching.

03-14-2008, 08:05 PM	#11
Zatoichi Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upstate New York Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	no i mean the organ that stores urine.

03-14-2008, 08:27 PM	#12
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Was that sum sarcasm? Antelope! Did you steal them from the Chevy factories? Even worse.. CANTALOUPE! O_O

03-14-2008, 10:27 PM	#14
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	So no one has any recipes yet? Campfire cookin'? Cooked with wild raspberries or something?

03-16-2008, 04:44 AM	#15
~kev~ pmagnvs Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: East Texas Class/Position: Engineer - D Gametype: Free for all CTF - no stupid clan rules Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Does are herbivores, its highly unlikely they will eat a bear.

03-16-2008, 04:52 AM	#16
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	^^ (Maybe they stahven) __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-16-2008, 05:13 PM	#17
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I thought eating bearmeat caused huge parasites crawl in and out of your bum. :- o

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