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Old 10-29-2007, 02:12 PM   #361
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:53 PM   #362
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That was just scary
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:48 PM   #363
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I lost at the "keep of the grass" one
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Old 10-30-2007, 06:18 PM   #364
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Old 10-30-2007, 06:57 PM   #365
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:44 AM   #366
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:02 AM   #367
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1. How does a squirrel fall into the engine compartment?

2. HOW would it blow up the car? I've seen fires in engine compartments, but never have I seen one blow up.

3. Why would it be chewing on a power line, with a covering so tough that you can't cut through it with a bloody Global knife, while ungrounded? Unless the teeth acted as both an entry and an exit point for the current to flow.

I'm calling bs.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:19 AM   #368
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Fox, this is New Jersey your talking about. We get fried squirrels all the time here. No, this isn't sarcasm either.
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:20 AM   #369
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Ah. Better start throwing your nuts out then.

Now my other questions... they remain. Unless your hood was up or you had a really stupid hood scoop (in which case your car DESERVES to be blown up), it wouldn't get in... nor would it blow it up unless it somehow severed the fuel line, and the fuel that sprayed out was at a low enough pressure that the flame backed up into it.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:05 AM   #370
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...Police said there were no injuries -- except for the squirrel, that is, which is dead.

...Tony Millar said the family will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel, who was not named.
Those two sentences made my day.
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:07 PM   #371
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Those two sentences made my day.
Mine too, that got a few lulz out of me.
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:50 PM   #372
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:23 PM   #373
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:02 PM   #374
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I lost hard at that Camphlobactor :- DDD
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:26 PM   #375
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This has been posted many times before, but I still get a laugh from it.

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/ar...s_20057151.asp
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:29 PM   #376
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I found this to be hilarious,

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._source=digg_1
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:37 PM   #377
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l34TN3yUak
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:35 PM   #378
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I happen to have recorded this clip on my computer...but I have no way of converting it to upload. Glad someone did it, though.
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:47 AM   #379
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:51 AM   #380
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Ahem. Allow us to re-establish the rules.

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