Postal - The Movie. - Page 2

o_psycnet · 02-07-2007, 04:49 PM

There's no way this movie will be good. The funniest joke will probably involve Gary Coleman blowing off Osama Bin Laden's head and making some kind of 'Dif'rent Strokes'-esque witticism.

So if you like Family Guy in it's current incarnation, theres a good chance you'll think this movie is witty too

o_stricknine · 02-07-2007, 06:38 PM

Uwe Boll haters should love this movie, because he gets killed in it.

o_psycnet · 02-07-2007, 06:56 PM

He's so original! I mean, horror (and comedy) directors never put themselves in their movies...

I don't hate Uwe Boll because it's trendy, I hate Uwe Boll because he made a movie about a vampire nazi killer without nazis. WITHOUT...NAZIS. And, even in the world of terrible zombie-type films, House Of The Dead is impossible to watch without almost falling asleep.

o_dancingfool · 02-07-2007, 09:42 PM

Loved the game, the movie will be awesome.

o_soundchaser · 02-07-2007, 09:51 PM

I will see this when it comes out.

Both postal games were good...especially the second one....totally sick.

o_dancingfool · 02-07-2007, 09:53 PM

ooh ooh new game! Ok name your favorite thing to do in Postal 2.

Knock someone out with a taser and as they writhe on the ground piss on them. Then pour gasoline on them. Then piss on them again. Then light the gasoline. Then piss on them while they burn. Then decapitate them with a shovel. Then piss on their body and head. Then leave their house.

o_stricknine · 02-07-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT

He's so original! I mean, horror (and comedy) directors never put themselves in their movies...

I don't hate Uwe Boll because it's trendy, I hate Uwe Boll because he made a movie about a vampire nazi killer without nazis. WITHOUT...NAZIS. And, even in the world of terrible zombie-type films, House Of The Dead is impossible to watch without almost falling asleep.

Isn't the script writer to blame? As far as I know, Boll just directs these movies.

o_soundchaser · 02-07-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DancingFool

ooh ooh new game! Ok name your favorite thing to do in Postal 2.

Knock someone out with a taser and as they writhe on the ground piss on them. Then pour gasoline on them. Then piss on them again. Then light the gasoline. Then piss on them while they burn. Then decapitate them with a shovel. Then piss on their body and head. Then leave their house.

HAHAHA.....I think that's what everybody did. Good Times.

o_psycnet · 02-08-2007, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by StrickNine

Isn't the script writer to blame? As far as I know, Boll just directs these movies.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2649 <--- This is how Uwe Boll treats his writers

Norris · 05-14-2007, 07:14 AM

new Postal trailer: quicktime, youtube

postal dude ftw!

btw: Postal 3 on Source pix: 1 2 3 4

Ihmhi · 05-14-2007, 08:38 AM

Is it me or does the opening measures of the music sound a lot like the theme song from Deep Space Nine?

Bubbles · 05-14-2007, 01:03 PM

Looks pretty baaad.

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02-07-2007, 04:49 PM	#21
o_psycnet Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Calgary, Canada eh? Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	There's no way this movie will be good. The funniest joke will probably involve Gary Coleman blowing off Osama Bin Laden's head and making some kind of 'Dif'rent Strokes'-esque witticism. So if you like Family Guy in it's current incarnation, theres a good chance you'll think this movie is witty too

02-07-2007, 06:38 PM	#22
o_stricknine Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Uwe Boll haters should love this movie, because he gets killed in it.

02-07-2007, 06:56 PM	#23
o_psycnet Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Calgary, Canada eh? Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	He's so original! I mean, horror (and comedy) directors never put themselves in their movies... I don't hate Uwe Boll because it's trendy, I hate Uwe Boll because he made a movie about a vampire nazi killer without nazis. WITHOUT...NAZIS. And, even in the world of terrible zombie-type films, House Of The Dead is impossible to watch without almost falling asleep.

02-07-2007, 09:42 PM	#24
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Loved the game, the movie will be awesome.

02-07-2007, 09:51 PM	#25
o_soundchaser Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cow Hampshire USA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I will see this when it comes out. Both postal games were good...especially the second one....totally sick.

02-07-2007, 09:53 PM	#26
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ooh ooh new game! Ok name your favorite thing to do in Postal 2. Knock someone out with a taser and as they writhe on the ground piss on them. Then pour gasoline on them. Then piss on them again. Then light the gasoline. Then piss on them while they burn. Then decapitate them with a shovel. Then piss on their body and head. Then leave their house.

05-14-2007, 01:03 PM	#32
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Looks pretty baaad.

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