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Old 02-05-2007, 05:10 PM   #21
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"So anyway, Bob in the cubicle behind me makes the WORST conversation ever, I mean, he's sooooo boring."

"Are you going to eat that?"

"Ever wanted to make another oriface?"

"Look how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth!!"

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Old 02-05-2007, 06:01 PM   #22
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"You know what the main cause of paedofilia is? When girls are as sexy as you."

^^ Made it up
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:49 AM   #23
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"You seemed like less of an uppity bitch when you were trying to sell me those cookies earlier. Just take your beret and go."

PSYCNET WINS!!!
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:23 AM   #24
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G-MILF WTF!? It's GILF.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:59 AM   #25
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"You know what the main cause of paedofilia is? When girls are as sexy as you."
you are a bad person ^_^
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:45 AM   #26
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"That was ok. Now Go get me a sammich and a beer!"

It's even better when they actually do it.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:57 AM   #27
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"That was ok. Now Go get me a sammich and a beer!"

It's even better when they actually do it.
You're a very brave man ^_^
But what I like best about this post is, that you registered only to post it ^_^
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:27 PM   #28
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I would think the worst thing to say would be to break out in laughter.
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:35 PM   #29
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:17 PM   #30
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Holy fuck, Questionable Content!? I've been looking for this comic since I lost the web addy a year and half ago (it was on like comic #300 or somethin').
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:41 PM   #31
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"Honk" while finishing.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:26 PM   #32
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Holy fuck, Questionable Content!? I've been looking for this comic since I lost the web addy a year and half ago (it was on like comic #300 or somethin').
how hard did you look? I typed in questionable content comic in google and it was the first link
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:41 PM   #33
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Obviously he also forgot the name, every character, and roughly what it was about, as well as not visiting any comics in league with it that might share links.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:19 AM   #34
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I would think the worst thing to say would be to break out in laughter.
I actually DID that myself. I couldn't help it for some reason. Totally threw her off :P
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:40 AM   #35
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I don't think it's possible to beat "Happy Birthday, Grandma!"
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:00 AM   #36
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am i the only one that doesnt find 'happy birthday grandma' to be all that funny? because i dont.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:20 PM   #37
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Umm, Skanky? Are you feeling well today? *takes temperature*
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:32 PM   #38
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:01 PM   #39
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"sqeeze your legs together tight..i cant feel anything"




haha....i'll let ya'll know how this one goes...i'm going to try it...
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM   #40
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Obviously he also forgot the name, every character, and roughly what it was about, as well as not visiting any comics in league with it that might share links.
Yea, that pretty much sums it up. I was going off of 7 day chat history in Trillian and once the history was deleted, I went into my WoW addiction =x.
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