Ok, I still havent seen a godamned FF crowbar yet. - Page 3

PHISH · 10-03-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by A Boojum Snark

Make a weapon which has the crowbar hook on one end and an axe head on the other. When used it would randomly be swung in different directions utilizing both ends.
Crowbar fans: check
Axe fans: check
Non-hl2 content: check

Problem solved.

This is Fantastic

o_p@steymofo · 10-03-2006, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Boojum Snark

Make a weapon which has the crowbar hook on one end and an axe head on the other. When used it would randomly be swung in different directions utilizing both ends.
Crowbar fans: check
Axe fans: check
Non-hl2 content: check

Problem solved.

While you're at it, might as well make the axe end green and the crowbar end yellow with the colors merging into a strange fucking vortex of light olive colored madness in the center.

o_smurf · 10-03-2006, 08:24 PM

I remember when grappling hooks were enabled on every other TF server, brought a new element to gameplay. Haven't seen it recently, but maybe if it resurfaces in FF we can replace the melee weapon with a hook (can just be a crowbar in a tube)?

o_df` · 10-03-2006, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dammage

to stop this silly axe vs crowbar fight I would suggest to replace the melee weapon with a model of the "UNIX Bible".

dammage killed df` with SIGKILL
- df`has left the game

Circuitous · 10-03-2006, 10:22 PM

Oh dude, a crowbar/axe hybrid sounds bitchin'.

o_smurf · 10-03-2006, 11:08 PM

But what should it be called? Crowaxe? Axebar? Xbar 360?

o_p@steymofo · 10-03-2006, 11:12 PM

A craxebow. A baxecrow. An arcraxe. A crabraxe. A fajita.

Circuitous · 10-03-2006, 11:51 PM

The Gazelle.

o_rep` · 10-04-2006, 01:05 AM

ahh yes. the gazelle

Circuitous · 10-04-2006, 01:34 AM

I'm surprised no one thought of this sooner.

o_a boojum snark · 10-04-2006, 02:54 AM

...O_o
Amazing, my joke seemed to have become not a joke.

Nice drawing, circ, however I think it'd need a more accentuated hook and/or on the other end from the axe (opposite ends I was imaging when I posted). As it is it's not too different from many normal axes that have a piece sticking off behind the blade.

Circuitous · 10-04-2006, 02:57 AM

Dude I spent like two minutes on it I'M SORRY IT'S NOT PERFECT AND EXACTLY AS YOU VISUALIZED IT GOSH.

I think it'd be easier to swing if they were on the same end, y'know? Rather than twisting your hand around to hit with the other side, plus then you don't have the weight of the axe head to help the swing.

o_yoda891 · 10-04-2006, 03:17 AM

Circ that drawing makes the craxebar seem like it would fit the pyro quite nicely. In fact, I'd like to see a fireman's axe for the pyro instead of a crowbar.

o_a boojum snark · 10-04-2006, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Circuitous

Dude I spent like two minutes on it I'M SORRY IT'S NOT PERFECT AND EXACTLY AS YOU VISUALIZED IT GOSH.

I think it'd be easier to swing if they were on the same end, y'know? Rather than twisting your hand around to hit with the other side, plus then you don't have the weight of the axe head to help the swing.

Yeek...

I wasn't picking at you, I said it was nice.
I was just giving my opinion that it didn't look much different from any old axe. I would've given the same input had it been someone else's idea.

I don't care much in the end, as I said it was a joke, and wasn't thinking about ease of use either because of that...

o_afla edge · 10-04-2006, 05:38 AM

I think it should be a ranged crowbar axe hybrid! Like a boomerang. The Craxeboombarang!

o_bumgravy · 10-04-2006, 05:43 AM

CRAXBAR

o_guy incognito · 10-04-2006, 06:12 AM

Meh, I like the idea of a hatchet, but then that gives everyone a blade... which means it makes the spy less special... and I figure a swipe in the back of the head with a knife should probably do less damage than swiping someone in the back of the head with an axe and getting it stuck in thier skull.

I like axe, but I reckon I'll throw in with crowbar.

o_luminous · 10-04-2006, 10:33 AM

i love that drawing BumGravy =D

o_kam · 10-04-2006, 12:29 PM

ahah class bumgravy

but tbh ff needs a gazelle headbutt similar to battletoads

o_nodnarb · 10-04-2006, 12:48 PM

crowbars all the way!!

10-03-2006, 10:22 PM	#45
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Oh dude, a crowbar/axe hybrid sounds bitchin'. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-03-2006, 11:51 PM	#48
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	The Gazelle. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-04-2006, 01:34 AM	#50
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I'm surprised no one thought of this sooner. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-04-2006, 02:57 AM	#52
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Dude I spent like two minutes on it I'M SORRY IT'S NOT PERFECT AND EXACTLY AS YOU VISUALIZED IT GOSH. I think it'd be easier to swing if they were on the same end, y'know? Rather than twisting your hand around to hit with the other side, plus then you don't have the weight of the axe head to help the swing. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-04-2006, 12:29 PM	#59
o_kam Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Melbourne Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ahah class bumgravy but tbh ff needs a gazelle headbutt similar to battletoads Last edited by o_kam; 10-04-2006 at 12:38 PM.

10-03-2006, 08:24 PM	#43
o_smurf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Wales, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I remember when grappling hooks were enabled on every other TF server, brought a new element to gameplay. Haven't seen it recently, but maybe if it resurfaces in FF we can replace the melee weapon with a hook (can just be a crowbar in a tube)?

10-03-2006, 11:08 PM	#46
o_smurf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Wales, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	But what should it be called? Crowaxe? Axebar? Xbar 360?

10-03-2006, 11:12 PM	#47
o_p@steymofo Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A craxebow. A baxecrow. An arcraxe. A crabraxe. A fajita.

10-04-2006, 01:05 AM	#49
o_rep` Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cal Poly Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ahh yes. the gazelle

10-04-2006, 02:54 AM	#51
o_a boojum snark Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orion Arm Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	...O_o Amazing, my joke seemed to have become not a joke. Nice drawing, circ, however I think it'd need a more accentuated hook and/or on the other end from the axe (opposite ends I was imaging when I posted). As it is it's not too different from many normal axes that have a piece sticking off behind the blade.

10-04-2006, 03:17 AM	#53
o_yoda891 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Puyallup, Washington Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Circ that drawing makes the craxebar seem like it would fit the pyro quite nicely. In fact, I'd like to see a fireman's axe for the pyro instead of a crowbar.

10-04-2006, 05:38 AM	#55
o_afla edge Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I think it should be a ranged crowbar axe hybrid! Like a boomerang. The Craxeboombarang!

10-04-2006, 05:43 AM	#56
o_bumgravy Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	CRAXBAR

10-04-2006, 06:12 AM	#57
o_guy incognito Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Meh, I like the idea of a hatchet, but then that gives everyone a blade... which means it makes the spy less special... and I figure a swipe in the back of the head with a knife should probably do less damage than swiping someone in the back of the head with an axe and getting it stuck in thier skull. I like axe, but I reckon I'll throw in with crowbar.

10-04-2006, 10:33 AM	#58
o_luminous Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i love that drawing BumGravy =D

10-04-2006, 12:48 PM	#60
o_nodnarb Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	crowbars all the way!!

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