Ok, I still havent seen a godamned FF crowbar yet. - Page 2

o_coalesce · 10-02-2006, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by theres *nothing* here

Have you ever tried chopping bricks with an axe? That hurts too.

Use the hooked end.

it all depends on what you're destroying and with what... in this case a crowbar meeting a head or some other body part probably won't hurt your hand... what the f its a game.

o_dammage · 10-02-2006, 11:30 AM

to stop this silly axe vs crowbar fight I would suggest to replace the melee weapon with a model of the "UNIX Bible". That hurts, but has a learn effect.

The connection to the reality is pretty pointless in a game like TF, but people still argue. So here the uber-fact that you live in the matrix - you can throw all your axes, crowbars and dildos away - Bruce Lee had a hit of 1.5 tons. As a relative size: Tyson just of 800kg (iirc).

Sooo, include a crowbar which crushes teeth, include an axe which hurts flesh or include Bruce Lee Fist(R)(TM) which crushes brains and bones with just one hit? It was already in Doom (berseker mode) and ppl loved it.

What I want to say: axe vs crowbar is pretty pointless.

PS: good idea - do a BLee model and make melee-instagib mode in FF :>

Mulchman MM · 10-02-2006, 12:30 PM

The salmon crowbar was the best ever, and 2nd to that was the purple dildo guy.

o_paft · 10-02-2006, 01:03 PM

Far too many petty arguments.
Pringles tin.

Circuitous · 10-02-2006, 05:12 PM

Melee instagib with overdone physics is possible with LUA right?

PHISH · 10-02-2006, 05:44 PM

I don't know how I got brought into this...other than suggesting to decs when he goes on one of his "I got bored and ended up making this awesome skinned model that's better than anything you've ever done in your whole life" binges to make an axe so we could use it.

I am also firmly for trout crowbars, and against clown touching.

Circuitous · 10-02-2006, 05:56 PM

Be against it all you want, you can't stop them.

o_mescalito · 10-02-2006, 06:26 PM

I'm still in for the crowbars breaking teeth n shit.

o_nezumi · 10-02-2006, 09:30 PM

Axes in FF would be blasphemy. Crowbars are cannon. Anyone who disagrees is a heretic.

Heh, jk, but the crowbar's gotta stay.

Circuitous · 10-02-2006, 09:32 PM

I'm fine with an axe so long as it's not some double-bladed monstrosity taking up most of the screen.

Personally I think a nice little hatchet would be more satisfying.

o_mescalito · 10-02-2006, 09:34 PM

axes are silly

o_nezumi · 10-02-2006, 09:38 PM

My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk.

Lost · 10-02-2006, 10:14 PM

I've seen head trauma from a crowbar attack, don't diss curved bar of dhoom!

o_luminous · 10-03-2006, 11:02 AM

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

id rather have a crowbar than an axe

o_t00l · 10-03-2006, 12:15 PM

o_sureshot · 10-03-2006, 01:43 PM

Axe wins.

o_oinker · 10-03-2006, 04:51 PM

Maybe give an option crowbar or axe? and yellow pipes and green pipes too!

schtoofa · 10-03-2006, 05:03 PM

I don't want to be smashed by a crowbar or hit by an axe

o_afla edge · 10-03-2006, 06:23 PM

AXE! Don't bow down to the malaise of TFC. You're so proud of all your custom content then why don't you make a freakin axe!

o_a boojum snark · 10-03-2006, 06:36 PM

Make a weapon which has the crowbar hook on one end and an axe head on the other. When used it would randomly be swung in different directions utilizing both ends.
Crowbar fans: check
Axe fans: check
Non-hl2 content: check

Problem solved.

10-02-2006, 12:30 PM	#23
Mulchman MM Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lacey, WA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The salmon crowbar was the best ever, and 2nd to that was the purple dildo guy. __________________ Head of the Orca Revolution (TM)

10-02-2006, 01:03 PM	#24
o_paft Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Far too many petty arguments. Pringles tin. Last edited by o_paft; 10-02-2006 at 01:14 PM.

10-02-2006, 05:12 PM	#25
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Melee instagib with overdone physics is possible with LUA right? __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-02-2006, 05:56 PM	#27
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Be against it all you want, you can't stop them. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-02-2006, 09:32 PM	#30
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I'm fine with an axe so long as it's not some double-bladed monstrosity taking up most of the screen. Personally I think a nice little hatchet would be more satisfying. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-02-2006, 11:30 AM	#22
o_dammage Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	to stop this silly axe vs crowbar fight I would suggest to replace the melee weapon with a model of the "UNIX Bible". That hurts, but has a learn effect. The connection to the reality is pretty pointless in a game like TF, but people still argue. So here the uber-fact that you live in the matrix - you can throw all your axes, crowbars and dildos away - Bruce Lee had a hit of 1.5 tons. As a relative size: Tyson just of 800kg (iirc). Sooo, include a crowbar which crushes teeth, include an axe which hurts flesh or include Bruce Lee Fist(R)(TM) which crushes brains and bones with just one hit? It was already in Doom (berseker mode) and ppl loved it. What I want to say: axe vs crowbar is pretty pointless. PS: good idea - do a BLee model and make melee-instagib mode in FF :>

10-02-2006, 05:44 PM	#26
PHISH Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cow college Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I don't know how I got brought into this...other than suggesting to decs when he goes on one of his "I got bored and ended up making this awesome skinned model that's better than anything you've ever done in your whole life" binges to make an axe so we could use it. I am also firmly for trout crowbars, and against clown touching.

10-02-2006, 06:26 PM	#28
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm still in for the crowbars breaking teeth n shit.

10-02-2006, 09:30 PM	#29
o_nezumi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Peoples Republic of Harmfull Free Radicals Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Axes in FF would be blasphemy. Crowbars are cannon. Anyone who disagrees is a heretic. Heh, jk, but the crowbar's gotta stay.

10-02-2006, 09:34 PM	#31
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	axes are silly

10-02-2006, 09:38 PM	#32
o_nezumi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Peoples Republic of Harmfull Free Radicals Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk.

10-02-2006, 10:14 PM	#33
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	I've seen head trauma from a crowbar attack, don't diss curved bar of dhoom! __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

10-03-2006, 11:02 AM	#34
o_luminous Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. id rather have a crowbar than an axe

10-03-2006, 12:15 PM	#35
o_t00l Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CT Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times

10-03-2006, 01:43 PM	#36
o_sureshot Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: France (but English) Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Axe wins.

10-03-2006, 04:51 PM	#37
o_oinker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: san jose CA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Maybe give an option crowbar or axe? and yellow pipes and green pipes too!

10-03-2006, 05:03 PM	#38
schtoofa Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I don't want to be smashed by a crowbar or hit by an axe __________________ schtoofa Fortress Forever Team Cheerleader

10-03-2006, 06:23 PM	#39
o_afla edge Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	AXE! Don't bow down to the malaise of TFC. You're so proud of all your custom content then why don't you make a freakin axe!

10-03-2006, 06:36 PM	#40
o_a boojum snark Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orion Arm Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Make a weapon which has the crowbar hook on one end and an axe head on the other. When used it would randomly be swung in different directions utilizing both ends. Crowbar fans: check Axe fans: check Non-hl2 content: check Problem solved.

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