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Old 06-14-2006, 08:40 PM   #21
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sorry, i forgot to mention the air inside isnt included. i should have used an open barrel anyway, i guess
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:41 PM   #22
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:45 PM   #23
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sorry, i forgot to mention the air inside isnt included. i should have used an open barrel anyway, i guess
so if you make a hole, air gets in and the barrel becomes heavy. but if you put a candle it becomes lighter. i winz
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:47 PM   #24
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the amount of air that is in the barrell compared to the weight of the wood you just cut out to make a hole is smaller.
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:50 PM   #25
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by that logic you could tear down the whole fucking barrell and get done with it
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:05 PM   #26
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For the barrel one, I was going to say "Fire"... but someone used the candle gambit as in "light".

A raging inferno was what I had in mind, though, because whatever was left would easily be lighter. Come to think of it... a lit "lighter" would also make it "lighter" after it consumed all the wood in a blaze of glory

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Old 06-14-2006, 09:14 PM   #27
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but i did say "lighter" and not "brighter"
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:26 PM   #28
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For the barrel one, I was going to say "Fire"... but someone used the candle gambit as in "light".

A raging inferno was what I had in mind, though, because whatever was left would easily be lighter. Come to think of it... a lit "lighter" would also make it "lighter" after it consumed all the would in a blaze of glory
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:03 PM   #29
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okay,

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Old 06-14-2006, 10:10 PM   #30
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:17 PM   #31
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I`m hot , i suck at riddles , and i had a wee bit of alcohol.
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:25 PM   #32
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:30 PM   #33
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what can weigh up to 300 pounds, but most people can lift it with one hand?
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:35 PM   #34
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300 pounds sterling?
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:58 PM   #35
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what can weigh up to 300 pounds, but most people can lift it with one hand?
Garage door
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:58 PM   #36
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you have a nice old wooden barrel thingy. now you need to put something in it that can be seen by the naked eye, but will make the barrel lighter.

EDIT: its not something stupidly scientific, either.
Some flint and a wick.
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Old 06-14-2006, 11:16 PM   #37
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what can weigh up to 300 pounds, but most people can lift it with one hand?
Abraham Lincoln.
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:20 AM   #38
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how about this one:



you have a nice old wooden barrel thingy. now you need to put something in it that can be seen by the naked eye, but will make the barrel lighter.

EDIT: its not something stupidly scientific, either.
great, just great. =D
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:23 AM   #39
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by that logic you could tear down the whole fucking barrell and get done with it
oh my god that was too much, thanks for making me laugh. =D


and Lith, i guess i can answer your riddle with "Are you gay? Do you parents know your gay?" along those lines sorta question. Kids come up with those.

Will that work?
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the answer to mine was a scale
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