"You fragged me all night long"

[o_someoldguy]

From http://www.certtalk.com/column_comme...showarticle=41

You Fragged Me All Night Long
Posted by A.J. Axline on Sep 26, 2005

(Sung to the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long", with apologies to
AC/DC.)

(If you can play the chords G, C, and D, you can play this song on a
guitar.)

(Or, on a trombone. Although, it's much more effective if you play it on
a guitar.)

(Or, on a glockenspiel.)

(Glockenspiel, literally translated, means "to play the bells".)

(You should not confuse a glockenspiel with a Xylophone. They are
actually quite different instruments.)

(And don't confuse it with a Sousaphone, or you're likely to receive
some pretty harsh e-mails from brass instrument enthusiasts.)

(Brass is an alloy of copper and zync. If I had my way, brass would be
called 'zopper'.)

(Okay, here we go...)

She had a fast machine,
She kept her tower clean,
She was the best damn gamer that I'd ever seen

She had the fastest drives,
Running on RAID 5,
Radeon card, the best from ATI

Oh, it was hardly fair,
I logged on to her share,
I told her to wait, but she was already there

And my world was Quaking,
My hands were aching,
My health bar was shaking,
And she was slagging me--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
Yeah you--
Fragged me all night long!


Working overtime
On the help desk lines;
I was busy as hell, but I always made time

For a good deathmatch--
But it's me that she'd catch,
Busting a railgun cap in my ass

I'd try to run around,
Try hiding underground,
But she'd fry off my buns with her lightning gun

And my guy was screaming,
The girl was scheming,
The plasma was steaming,
As I took a reaming--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I gotta tell you that you--
Fragged me all night long!


(Hidden verses; play album backwards to hear.)

(If you actually still own albums, that is. Some of us old guys do.)

(Actually, I'm 37. I'm not that old.)

(Whoops. Okay, here we go...)

My eyes and hands are sore
Don't want to play no more
She IM'd me to say that they're releasing Quake 4

I typed, "What is this stuff?!"
"Ain't I been killed enough?"
She sent me a picture of my head blown off

It was Photoshopped
But it made my heart stop
She typed, "You're getting shot 'til you spin like a top!"

And, I don't wanna go,
But deep down I know:
I just can't say no,
To the damn CIO--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I found some armor, but you--
Fragged me all night long!

Yeah you fragged me....
Yeah, you fragged me!
ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOONG!

[Mulchman MM]

I hate ACDC (just tired of them getting over over over over over over over over played on the radio, really) but the lyrics for that version weren't too bad.

Anyone got weird al's #?

[o_someoldguy]

ACDC did get played to death, but their best song was not one of them ... A Whole lotta Rosie.

[Mulchman MM]

No, big guns.

[o_shootthechicken]

Being overplayed really ruins a band, but I don't listen to the radio. I love AC/DC

[o_sobe green]

I'll always listen to ACDC. I'm a Hells Bells fan. I'll mostly only listen to ACDC if I've had a few to drink.

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Nice find Soggy!

[Circuitous]

I like the notes at the beginning.

[o_geokill----->]

lol this kicks ass

And my world was Quaking,
My hands were aching,
My health bar was shaking,
And she was slagging me--

hahaha nice

[o_etzell]

The only good AC/DC song is... THE HOKEY POKEY! (Jim Breuer)

[o_binarylife]

"For those about to rock; FIRE! ;
WE SALUTE YOU!"

Everyone whines about being over played, just change the sation if your not in the mood. Someone told me Bohemian Raphsody was over played and it ruined it. That song is freaking art. Seriously sit down and listen to the lyrics freaking heart breaking man.

[o_broodingdude]

Thunderstruck always got my blood up for a fight... much like For whom the bell tolls (Metallica)