TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

[PartialSchism]

YELLOW is the winner.

[MonoXideAtWork]

damnit iggy! =(

[Iggy]

<---- Heartless Threadkiller.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

It is one of the most diffcult tasks ever given to men in this day and age but somehow we take on the responsibilty. It is like taking on the hottest female porno star ever and telling her that you can rock her world. Now chances are you wont be able since she has fucked dudes that can go for like 2 hours to but at least you tried god damn it. So what if she pokes fun and laughs since you still have your pride and that was an awesome 5 minute fling with someone who is just way to hot. Will she call you again? Probally not but who in the fuck cares since you are a Yellow Brotherhood member.

We need a mark of some type such as a tattoo that we are able to mark our groupies. This exclusive group is almost too much for me to handle sometimes with all of the pride it brings to me. It is like crying because your favorite team won its championship and they dedicated it to you and gave you money and a bus load of hot women for being "the man". That is what it exactly feels like to be part of the Yellow Brotherhood every minute of the day. You cannot shake this feeling and you must spread your message to the world. I bite at the lip from jumping up and down on the conference table and screaming "Yellow Brotherhood". I do it at home and my wife gets pissed since she still really doesnt know what it means and I explained it to her like this.

"Imagine yourself in a dark forest with no one around that you are so scared that an angel appears to give you food and drink. You take the food and drink and the both of you end up playing shuffleboard with on over +60 couple from Florida. You start to win and it fades to light".

I explained that it is nothing like this at all but you get the jest of it.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

and my fortune in my fortune cookie read "Your color for tomorrow is Yellow. Be prepared". I yelled out in the small restaurant......you god damn right it is. That is how my day has been going all day..........the beautiful color of Yellow and tomorrow it starts again.

It is hard to deny something that is so powerfull that it is life changing in its very meaning. It is sort of like having a good STD that does not go away but minus the ill reputed side effects. It is having a best friend that does not physically exist but he is always there sitting beside you in which no one else can see. Some people had imaginary friends or pets when they were young but mine never seem to go away. They stayed with me throughout the good and the bad times and even though it was creeping to have them watch me while I was getting laid it was still "ok" with me that they were there. We had been through a lot me and my imaginary friends but at 35 with 4 kids and a wife I have decided it may be time for them to move on. I mean christ almighty they have been employed since I have known them and I am always footing the bill for like everything. Regardless the emotional roller coaster that they have put me through is enough to turn a blind man mute. So I have given them 90 days to find someone else since it is hard as hell to find a good roomate in this day and age. The world keeps on turning no matter how hard you plant your feet and grip to it to stop it. I have tried and I will try again but I know it will not work. Some things are hard to let go no matter the grip you have on them. It is beautiful to keep a hold of what is dear but how long do we hold on??? I always ask myself this question. How long do I hold onto who I was 10-15 years ago because once I let go I will loose it forever. I always run these questions through my brain and decide against it. Why??? Well it is much easier to hold onto to what I know and who I was then to grow into who I need to be.

This is a very common problem for some of us of when becomming what we need to is a very scary idea. It is even for me who is 35 in which I know I need to grow but I have yet to accept the idea. Now what you need to go into is all based on your perception. Some need to grow up into adults and some of use need to grow into what we call life. Growing is apart of life for us all and only us can decide when it is time to do so. I am still holding on preventing the inevitable. I may be able to hold off on it for 10, 20, 30 or 40 years but in all things waiting that long to change the change become unnatural since changed cannot be planned. Change cannot come by setting a date since a date is only a place in time and without the mental backing of change it means nothing.

If we dont change does that mean we are broken since we dont follow the norm? Does it mean that we do not posess the strength to change our mentallity to proceed? Or does not changing show that we are fine the way we are and people that change do so because they are forced to? Change is in the eye of the beholder since it only matters what you are changing into since is it for the best or will it bring on the worst. Only you can decide.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

like a bad batch of baked beans that has sat outside in the hot summers heat gives you the same result when you fill yourself with either of them. That of course would be called the liquid shits. There are no two items in this world that can irrate your belly and insides as such. Well possibly a bucket of past the smell test green fried chicken from KFC with a side of fuzzy laced coleslaw but I dont have all day to come up with more comparisons. The point I am reaching is that hate can consume you and make you sick..........

Now there are some types of hate which is warrented in my eyes and good for the system. If you hate a 16 year old who was given a brand new Corvette for his birthday I would say that the "hate" is ok. You can hate him and his parents and it is "ok". I know of this very instance and I hate the little bastard.

Now hating a male pornstar for sleeping with some of the hottest women ever is also a very understandable hate. If you as well hate these men then it is not you who has a problem it is him. If you do not get the same chance then I say "hate" those SOB's all you want. It is a free god damn country.

Do you hate the SOB that gets away with everything and seems to succeed in life even though he is the biggest cocksucker ever and you are scraping by? It is okay to hate this mega dickwad since it should be you at the top and everyone should be hating you for it and not vice versa.

Do you hate that jobs are dropping like flies when the rich keep on getting rich and you are just plainly fucking screwed for the moment? That is a valid hate as well since we people always hate the SOB at the top but we would trade places with them in a heartbeat.

Where does that leave us? That leaves us with a shit ton of valid hate that we as people should not feel bad for having. We should cherish these feelings and hold them close to our bosom as a mother with child. Nuture these feelings and feed them those sour baked beans to make is grow and fester. Once it has swollen to a large enough softball sized boil I want you to pop it for the would and spread that around for everyone to notice.

Always remember this......"hate" like everything is like getting drunk off of Kahlua. Sure you can get really fucking drunk off of it but it is going to make you sicker then Anna Nicole Smith on taking way too many downers and barfing all night. It small amounts the Kahlua is good for you and theraputic such as hate. In small quanities "hate" is actually good for you and it is a good source of anti-oxidants. If someone tells you different then hate them for hating on you.

PSA by dh

[Ricey]

*Pisses on DH's Pillow*

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

you can do way better then that. Next time please take your time to create your attack against the Yellow Brotherhood. You need to create that verbal attack and nuture it like a baby. You need to keep it close to your bossom to let it drink all of that nutrient rich milk to let it grow up big and strong.

Once that attack has grown to the proper size you then need to polish it up real fukin nice and then lob that SOB right out the front door as fast as you can right in the damn face of your enemy for maximum effectiveness. You piss on my pillow comment was taken from the womb of your soul way to early to be effective. If you are going to attack the Yellow Brotherhood please come with the furoristy of a madman on crack cocaine or dnt come at all. Such as this post we will season you up real nice..........we will then tendorize the shit out of you.......we will leave let you marinate over night and then the next evening we start the grill with some new charcoal and roast your Gazelle ass for dinner. That is what I am eating right now. BBQ Gazelle legs compliment of Ricey..................

TO THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

what is Darken_Hellspawn after he noticed my name on Xbox Live after joining from an invite from me. I have known this man for at least 8 years and he trully has not heard or seen it from me for some reason so it was brought up. I guess he had google dh and came upon these very forums and ask if I was the dh of here. I of course responded with an "aye" as any good pirate would do and he went into detail how he observed some of my writing.

He truly wanted to know who dh was in which is me so after he was able to match up the simularities he was able to come up with the idea that my online persona was not a persona. It was actually who I really was in real life but in a word format for eveyone to see. He was quite jarred at first since he naturally thought that your online persona had to be different then in real life and I showed that to him. The other problem is that he has dwelved farther into my thinking process of the online forums recently to find out some of my ideals that may have not come up in face to face conversation in the past. All in all I think it was a horrible experience for him since he is a peace loving mutiple activist lover of sorts and I am none of those. He did not see my blatant disregard for some of the things he truly cares about that I had no idea he cared about until he started to read the forums.

The latest awkward situation over coffee happened just yesterday.

my friend: Do you really feel the same way in real life as you posted in those forums

dh: Of course I do and probally more so then words can be expressed.

my friend: I didnt know some of these things about you

dh: You didnt ask nor did I ever provide you with a biography of myself with monthly updates.

ARKWARD PAUSE AND SILENCE..........

Scene continues straight to talk about baseball and the subject was not brooched again.

If people cannot take you for what you are then......FUCK EM!!!!!!!

dh

[Iggy]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

If people cannot take you for what you are then......FUCK EM!!!!!!!

That's about the stone-straight skinny of it.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

People tend to be timid or carefull of who they are and in some cases you have to do that. Work is one of them. Sometimes you can to conform for 8-10 hours a day so that you can keep your employment and I understand that totally. If I could be me at work then all the better since I could finally get the yellow brotherhood crest tatooed on my neck. Since work will never allow it I will how to wait until I retire and since my skin will be all wrinly then my Llama may come out looking like a fat sickly yellow cow. I will still be proud of it but nonetheless I could be killed or my home fire bombed due to the offical jihad by the National Dairy Association will put on my ass do to them misrepresenting me as a dairy dissident.

If you cant be who who can you be??? but again if you are really fucked up then some people will choose not to be around you and you will be spending allot of time alone. (I mean "you" by all who read this).

The Yellow Brotherhood thrives because we only ask our fellow Brothers to stand with each other and to be themselves. That is two very easy things to accomplish in which both hold much merit. We all need to work on an Official Yellow Brotherhood Q&A form.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

have had a serious tone lately and it seems that when you fuck with the meds of the Three Amigos and you bring they home to cook tacos you got problems. I mean seriously none of them were even latin so why have them come over to cook an authentic meal for you. You would be better mixing a can of pork and beans with Ortega taco seasoning. Anyhoos I have decided to call the spritual plane that I walk on daily something very special. A very special place that exists only for me. I think I will call it Michigan Ave. since I take this spiritual journey to my place of employment daily.

I get to drive by many muesums that I barely see since I was banned from the field museum for leaving beer and fresh pairs of womens hanes thong underwear for the Sun god Egyptian exhibit. Me and my Sun god have allot to talk about and even though he has weird requests somehow I will get him what he needs. Who am I to say that a quart of 10W-30 Vavoline and a freshly skinned baby seal does not mean something special to him?

I have noticed a lot more homeless people walking around and panhandling on my way to work but it could be that I am not wearing my glasses until I get inside and I see double sometimes. I am tired of wearing these spectacles but since the economy is bad I am not going to get the eye sugery anytime soon. I am still waiting for the laser eye repair drive up service station for like $29.95 plus an additional $10.76 for a happy ending. Their is nothing better then to have a dr. work on your eye with a lasic laser while a small asian women jerks you off.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

That is what my created meal from KFC looked liked when I opened up the container once I got home. It looked like pig slop with cole slaw on top. The chicken had more fried breading then it did chicken meat. it was like eating a fukin onion ring with no onion in the middle. I am tired of food not being worth a shit but the costs continue to rise and rise. I mean an extra value meal at McD's is 8bucks in Chi town and that is not including the lubrication they need to use once they pull the dildo from your ass. It is a pretty big on I do have to say that but you will have no problem shitting for three days.

The prices keep on going up I am getting prepared to pay $10 for a loaf a bread and $3 for a big jug of bleach I am going to drink on my way to the cash register. I am tired of the grocery stores but where else can I let my mouth water over all of the cuts of meat to move on and buy a jar of peanut butter in which will go much farther. What fun waht fun you say it is??? I say you are a sick SOB who needs help. I dont mind cutting back but we are all getting raped in this current economic downturn and some worse then others. I know where some executives live if you want to drive over and kick the shit out of them for a few cases of raman noddles they may be storing away.

I promise it will either get much better or much worse or stay the same for a period of time. I am so certain of that then if I am wrong let lighting strike me deader the a christian in the middle east. Did I go to far with that oh hell yeah but you can blame the muslims in that area for those atrosites. When you make a sandwhich with shit then 9 times out of 10 it is going to taste that way.

dh

[Lost]

You know, even if all that shit is pretty damned random, I still get a kick out of reading it some times.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

Since I havent posted on them in such a long time I thought tonight would be a good day to do so. Since all women are like crazy people walking around in broad daylight. I would say that probally 95% of them should be locked up for at least 23 hours of the day and one hour to come out and procreate. Now now now.....dont get your panties in a ruffle. I love women. My wife is a women, my mom is a woman and so is my grandmas. That does not hide the fact that they are all fuckin loony tunes in their own right. I can only hold my tounge so long before I almost call the police to come over and lock them up when the holidays are around. Women are like a good peach that always half way through turns sour and starts bitching at you. If you are a women and a mother and you are reading this I want to say how much I appreciate what you do even though your fukin nuts.

The logi path and the womens prorogative bullshit I hear all the time has to be the exact reason why they are so week. To be proud that you can change your mind at anytime not only means that you are insane but a danger to all around you. That is what crazy people say so why are you so different. I love my wife as I have said before but that does not say that she isnt a bitch most of the time. Regardless of the hormones or whatever bullshit they blame it own it is impossible to make a women happy. Why do men try.......it is because we are fuking morons who like pain every once and awhile.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

with everything in our economy taking a shit dive it is a good time as any to sit back and look at what you have in life and need. I always thought needs were high speed internet connection and free porn websites but I was mistaken. Needs are not hamburgers smothered in BBQ within a hot and sexy kaiser looking for you to have oral sex with it. Those are both wants. I had a friend who brought a brand new car and it is beautiful and he wondered why people hated him for it. Well I explained that have nots fucking hate you because you have a brand new car and they might not have a job. The haves hate you because now they have to go out and buy a nicer car to compete with you so basically everyone hates his guts. It doesnt help that he is a fucking doucebag but you get my point. People these days are envious as ever and they should be. People who have shit and flaunt it really run the risk of getting fucked up and someone taking their things. It is just life and that is the way it goes. I have a friend who recently went to a bar dressed up like a million bucks with a beautiful girl on his arm to get his ass whooped by many bar patrons because he had a hot girl and was flaunting his money. This shit happens and good advice to all would be that if you have money to blow with all of the rampant unemployment going around it is best for you not to be showing it off for it could only take one fed up guy who is out of work and hates the world to bring you to an abrupt end. Thats real good fucking advice.

If a man needs to feed his family he needs to do whatever he can to get the food on the table. I have seen an increased murder rate this year in Chicago for this very reason. People are broke, unemployed and on edge. There is no better combination for people to kill others out of rage.

dh

[reaper18]

^
Holy shit, agreed.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I had a two page post ready to go and the fucking forums timed me out and logged me off so it did not post. Thank you invisible forum enity your a souless fucking prick. Now that I feel a little bit better that I did nto waste my time I will start again.

There is no need for network architects in the Applachian Mountains. I guess the need for internet access trumps not having electricity since it is going to be difficult to host your WAP or to recharge your laptop. I been trying to come up with ideas on how to generate income from ideas such as selling my liver or other bodily organs that I have two of and "yes" I mean balls as well. If someone offered to pay surgery cost and to give me ten grand cash for just one of those suckers I would sell it in a hearbeat. Hell I would sell both for 15,000 so the buyer would be getting a 50% discount on the second. Once you have four kids the last thing you need are your nuts. Since after being married so long you will not need them as well. Most people are appalled by the idea but hey if you can make some cash selling body parts then I say do it. Sell a lung or a tit or maybe that second liver if you have one. Chances are you wont need the other and if you do just take solice in the fact you can count your money as you die away. I love the whole idea of making money that in itself anyway you can do it is okay with me within reason. I dont mind if you sell crack to a 30 year old man but selling it to an 11 year old may be a tad on the fucked up side. That is why I do not look down upon most drug dealers because they are entreprenuers in my eyes who are making it without a 8-5 job. More power to those SOB's because their are times that I would like a super large black SUV with 26' spinning rims on it. Hell yeah I want the bling watches and diamonds but with my income I cannot afford it so I say "You go boy to all the dealers out there"!!!

The downside to some dealers is that they are not personable enough and sometimes they could be nicer. If a drug dealer wore a suit and made money off the common people he would deem himself a great addition to society who fights for the abuser in all of us. He could also join the US government with that mentality as well.

dh

[LexLuger]

asdf

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

That is the true fucking question. How many times can someone ask you that before you look at yourself in the mirror and scream. I am not talking about any buffalo bob pull back game but hey whatever floats ye boat you sickos. I am tired of games that some people tend to play when in this day and age there are way too many to play. The biggest game of them all is work.

Work is like a chess game where each move counts in order for you to move up the ladder to succeed in life. It is within work where you can make great success and also where you can destroy it. Tempers can falir at work and attititudes and negative people can bring you down. It could be to take your spot or to take the glory but we never know of all they desire. The most important thing is that you keep spinning on that game of life wheel and not settling for anyting but the best. We humans have to work in order to provide for us and/or others so playing the perfect game will provide you with many rewards.

A man is always looking at me in the mirror as I glare in and it is never me looking back. It is always the same different person looking back with curious eyes making the same movements as I. I always wonder who this other man is and why he doesnt change or leave me alone. I have seen him many times before.

dh