A Fortress Forever Tale...

o_deadly furby · 10-24-2005, 01:36 AM

As the Fresh Storm approached, SomeOldGuy let the Circuitous French Toast, he was about to eat, drop onto the seat of his prized Ford Etzell. 'Voipme' cried the broodingdude but Mulchman, The Dark One, was busy cooking a FriedBunny and had no time to notice the BinaryLite flashing on his computer.

As he began cleaning up the mess a Chemical Burn began to appear on the upholstery. 'SoBeGreen!' he cried as he watched the plush red upholstery turning a trepid Bile colored green. Feeling Jinxed and unable to Defrag the stain, the thoughts of becoming a kaMIKazE began to enter his head. Thanfully the nearest General Levy was some distance away so he quietly sank back into the oblivion of FF Forums.

o_skanky butterpuss · 10-24-2005, 01:43 AM

booooooooooo

Circuitous · 10-24-2005, 01:51 AM

What the hell?

o_binarylife · 10-24-2005, 02:28 AM

Yeah...

WTF Mates?

o_general levy · 10-24-2005, 02:55 AM

lawl? :P

o_tennovan · 10-24-2005, 03:13 AM

I quite liked the story... every part except the parts I'm not in damnit.

trepid_jesse · 10-24-2005, 03:53 AM

Tennovan, eight year olds, Dude.

haha, see, now you'll be remembered.

o_tennovan · 10-24-2005, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trepid_jesse

Tennovan, eight year olds, Dude.

haha, see, now you'll be remembered.

Rofl, fuck you. Are you down for getting trashed in Dec? I'll bring the hoes.

o_cudweiser · 10-24-2005, 04:52 AM

And they were all drinking Cudweiser???

o_fresh · 10-24-2005, 08:46 AM

i saw no teleporters in that tale.

o_broodingdude · 10-24-2005, 06:12 PM

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

Neat stuff, brah.

o_sobe green · 10-24-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cudweiser

And they were all drinking Cudweiser???

Haha I think this one made my day.

o_ivaqual · 10-26-2005, 09:48 AM

glad not to be in it

10-24-2005, 01:36 AM	#1
o_deadly furby Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A Fortress Forever Tale... As the Fresh Storm approached, SomeOldGuy let the Circuitous French Toast, he was about to eat, drop onto the seat of his prized Ford Etzell. 'Voipme' cried the broodingdude but Mulchman, The Dark One, was busy cooking a FriedBunny and had no time to notice the BinaryLite flashing on his computer. As he began cleaning up the mess a Chemical Burn began to appear on the upholstery. 'SoBeGreen!' he cried as he watched the plush red upholstery turning a trepid Bile colored green. Feeling Jinxed and unable to Defrag the stain, the thoughts of becoming a kaMIKazE began to enter his head. Thanfully the nearest General Levy was some distance away so he quietly sank back into the oblivion of FF Forums.

10-24-2005, 01:51 AM	#3
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	What the hell? __________________ Look at all those dead links.

10-24-2005, 03:53 AM	#7
trepid_jesse Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Tennovan, eight year olds, Dude. haha, see, now you'll be remembered. __________________ Support FF: Trepid, what?

10-24-2005, 01:43 AM	#2
o_skanky butterpuss Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampon, FL Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	booooooooooo

10-24-2005, 02:28 AM	#4
o_binarylife Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yeah... WTF Mates?

10-24-2005, 02:55 AM	#5
o_general levy Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lawl? :P

10-24-2005, 03:13 AM	#6
o_tennovan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I quite liked the story... every part except the parts I'm not in damnit.

10-24-2005, 04:52 AM	#9
o_cudweiser Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: LBKTX Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	And they were all drinking Cudweiser???

10-24-2005, 08:46 AM	#10
o_fresh Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brum. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i saw no teleporters in that tale.

10-24-2005, 06:12 PM	#11
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Heh heh heh heh heh heh Neat stuff, brah.

10-26-2005, 09:48 AM	#13
o_ivaqual Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Europe, Front Yard Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	glad not to be in it

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