BF2 unlocks - Page 2

**mervaka** · 02-05-2007, 01:32 AM

halooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jumping ftw! shame we kept getting autokicked for foul language though.

that dude really got pissed off with you firing TV missiles not at the carrier, but at things ON the carrier!

o_ginger lord · 02-05-2007, 01:36 AM

Yeah.

Rules said no attacking the carrier...which I wasn't. I was just shooting them on the carrier!

trepid_jesse · 02-05-2007, 05:57 AM

Patty and I used to fucking Chuck Norris the cobra on wake. You play on the chink team, you get in the transport helicopter, you fly to the moon, and you proceed to fly towards the carrier.

Once you're close enough you bail out, get in the water, and run up inside the boat dock. You go up on the left side and you stand at this deadend that's adjacent to the helipad. The point here folks is that when that bitch ass cobra would respawn, and you were holding your "enter vehicle" key, it would "teleport" us from below deck into the cobra, and then we would end faces.

That shit ever got old, and then Patty left us to become a fucking bullfighter.

Christian Bale has a twin brother in the movie "The Prestige". Both brothers both play as the magician, and both of them play as the illusion manufacturing guy.

Hugh Jackman talks to Tesla, and they figure out how to clone people. Through performing this great act every night for 100 nights, he ended up creating 100 clones of himself, and all of them just drowned in these boxes that were designed to keep the problem in check.

The movie ends with you looking a drowned Huge Jackman farm.

o_ginger lord · 02-05-2007, 12:43 PM

HALO jumping into the Cobra as 3 USMC guys run towards it is funny.

Defrag · 02-05-2007, 01:13 PM

Unlocks: Uhhhh.

Don't bother with assault, engy or medic at the start. If you get a buddy to log in using your account on a special forces server then you get more unlocks (Patty McPat did this for me) and then you can get the awesome G-36E as medic (though the AK-101 is still my favourite gun by a long way).

Anyway, guns are for pussies. Real men fly choppers.

**mervaka** · 02-05-2007, 07:14 PM

you guys DEFINITELY need to join me and GL some time!

o_bumgravy · 02-05-2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Defrag

Anyway, guns are for pussies. Real men fly choppers.

Choppers are for pussies, real men ride unicycles.

o_()))crayola))_> · 02-05-2007, 08:01 PM

Did bl4h get banned? And can SirTiger go soon too?

**mervaka** · 02-05-2007, 08:38 PM

woohoo! his entire existence has disappeared!

o_soundchaser · 02-05-2007, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fail

I don't see a point in playing BF game sif they're just going to release a new version ever year. I mean, even console games have more longevity.

I thought the same thing but I'm sticking to BF2 only. I haven't come close
to thinking of buying 2142 just for the sake of EA being money grubbing freaks. BF2 has all that expansion pack crap that came out not long after the game came out to get more money out of peeps...not interested.

Just give me my WAKE ISLAND and I'm all set, nothing else!!!

**mervaka** · 02-05-2007, 08:56 PM

its such fun being a chink baseraping the carrier on wake!

trepid_jesse · 02-05-2007, 11:31 PM

I would destroy all of you if I got in a helicopter.

o_amazingnurseenrique · 02-06-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mervaka

ok, i got the PKM. its an awesome gun!

I really liked the PKM a lot...it really lets you do some fun shit like tear up jeeps, and it's easier on the heat. Good choice.

02-05-2007, 01:32 AM	#21
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	halooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jumping ftw! shame we kept getting autokicked for foul language though. that dude really got pissed off with you firing TV missiles not at the carrier, but at things ON the carrier! __________________ Support FF:

02-05-2007, 05:57 AM	#23
trepid_jesse Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Patty and I used to fucking Chuck Norris the cobra on wake. You play on the chink team, you get in the transport helicopter, you fly to the moon, and you proceed to fly towards the carrier. Once you're close enough you bail out, get in the water, and run up inside the boat dock. You go up on the left side and you stand at this deadend that's adjacent to the helipad. The point here folks is that when that bitch ass cobra would respawn, and you were holding your "enter vehicle" key, it would "teleport" us from below deck into the cobra, and then we would end faces. That shit ever got old, and then Patty left us to become a fucking bullfighter. Christian Bale has a twin brother in the movie "The Prestige". Both brothers both play as the magician, and both of them play as the illusion manufacturing guy. Hugh Jackman talks to Tesla, and they figure out how to clone people. Through performing this great act every night for 100 nights, he ended up creating 100 clones of himself, and all of them just drowned in these boxes that were designed to keep the problem in check. The movie ends with you looking a drowned Huge Jackman farm. __________________ Support FF: Trepid, what?

02-05-2007, 01:13 PM	#25
Defrag Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Scotland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Unlocks: Uhhhh. Don't bother with assault, engy or medic at the start. If you get a buddy to log in using your account on a special forces server then you get more unlocks (Patty McPat did this for me) and then you can get the awesome G-36E as medic (though the AK-101 is still my favourite gun by a long way). Anyway, guns are for pussies. Real men fly choppers. __________________ Fortress Forever. Level Designer, Gameplay Dude and whatnot.

02-05-2007, 07:14 PM	#26
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	you guys DEFINITELY need to join me and GL some time! __________________ Support FF:

02-05-2007, 08:38 PM	#29
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	woohoo! his entire existence has disappeared! __________________ Support FF:

02-05-2007, 01:36 AM	#22
o_ginger lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Carlisle, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yeah. Rules said no attacking the carrier...which I wasn't. I was just shooting them on the carrier!

02-05-2007, 12:43 PM	#24
o_ginger lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Carlisle, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	HALO jumping into the Cobra as 3 USMC guys run towards it is funny.

02-05-2007, 08:01 PM	#28
o_()))crayola))_> Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Did bl4h get banned? And can SirTiger go soon too?

02-05-2007, 08:56 PM	#31
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	its such fun being a chink baseraping the carrier on wake! __________________ Support FF:

02-05-2007, 11:31 PM	#32
trepid_jesse Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I would destroy all of you if I got in a helicopter. __________________ Support FF: Trepid, what?

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