ChaCha

o_skanky butterpuss · 12-18-2006, 08:24 AM

www.chacha.com

the search engine that will connect you to a real person who will help guide your search...

did they really not see shit like this happening?

o_bubbles · 12-18-2006, 08:29 AM

ahaha.. Googles billions have inspired the jealous competition.

o_zencheetah · 12-18-2006, 08:33 AM

Heheh, I'm a guide on that. Pretty cool.

o_bubbles · 12-18-2006, 08:37 AM

srsly?

o_theres *nothing* here · 12-18-2006, 10:24 AM

Have you had any searches for loli pr0n yet?

edit: rofl

Quote:

Caffeine Wolf posted:

Status: Connected to guide: ChristineG
ChristineG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
ChristineG: Hello there.
You: Hello I am looking for a store in Texas that sells a number of different items
ChristineG: How can I help you today?
ChristineG: ok....
ChristineG: Let's start with one.
ChristineG: bin bags?
You: I am landscaping you see. I need a store that sells Shovels, Some sturdy bin bags to carry several hundred pounds...of dirt, some quicklime to disolve the damaged soil , some cutting apparatus for small bushes, I guess a meatcleaver would work best. Thank you
ChristineG: Ah....ok.
ChristineG: Is this mail order or do you need to pick it up?
You: Also I may need some rope for. trying up some of the bags
You: I would prefer to pick it up I would not like to give out my current living addess.
ChristineG: Where are you located?
You: I cannot say exactly but around Austin. I would prefer not to cross state lines to find this store if possible thank you christine
ChristineG: Sure...let me check that out for you.
You: If you cannot find 1 store that does all of that then dividing it between 2 stores that are very close to each other is fine.
ChristineG: ok....
ChristineG: Are you interested in a store like Home Depot?
You: yes something like that however the only place i have found only sold the shovel and rape
Christine: Pardon?
You: sorry i meant rope
ChristineG: First let me give you this page then I will search for the specific items
You: ok
You: ah that link I have found another of stores near me. I think this may do
ChristineG: Great...
ChristineG: I was checking to see what they had.
ChristineG: You might have to call them. But they usually have everything that you need.
You: I searched for austin texas in their box. They have everything i think
You: thank you so much for your help I wont forget your good deed ChristineG
ChristineG: Great!
ChristineG: Well ty for ChaChaing!
ChristineG: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

o_deadly furby · 12-18-2006, 03:37 PM

Nice find!

o_dr zoidberg · 12-18-2006, 04:53 PM

damn, i did the "yeah hi! im looking for a place where you search up things on the internet" *ban*

o_uber · 12-18-2006, 08:40 PM

Ugh it's not different because the people are using the search engine as well. You get the same result, just that it takes 17x longer and someone else does it for you.

o_uber · 12-18-2006, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theres *nothing* here

Have you had any searches for loli pr0n yet?

edit: rofl

Quote:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM

JenniferM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

JenniferM: What can I help you find today?

You: i'm trying to find out what the deal is if i take my girlfriend from montana to idaho to get married like if it will actually be legal or if her parents can undo it

JenniferM: Okay, I can hlep you find that. What ages are you and in what stat do you reside?

You: we love each other and i just wanna do the rite thing by everyone but if they find out shes pregnant theyll probably want her to get rid of the baby

You: we're in montana...39 and 14

JenniferM: There are some links. Looks like at 14 any mariage won't be legal. Sorry!

You: IM 14, btw...not 39. I know, like it's weird that I got my babysitter pregnant but I think I'm old enough to raise a family so thats why we want to get married. My mom taught me how to cook spaghetti and wash my own clothes so I'm pretty capable of doing some kind of job I guess.

JenniferM: Sorry. It sill looks like you're too young. Anythign else I can help you find today?

You: are there laws where she could adopt me away from my mom and dad? i live with foster parents incidentally, a lesbian couple, not my real mom and dad.

{2 minutes of silence}

You: a/s/l ?

You: hello?

JenniferM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

ROFL.

Circuitous · 12-18-2006, 09:15 PM

Sigh. See, I can understand being a dick to, say, telemarketers. They're actively intruding upon your time. These guys just wanna help you out, and people are dicks to them without provocation. That pisses me off.

o_dr zoidberg · 12-18-2006, 10:40 PM

its fun :P

i mean you cant say prank calls arent fun :P

o_geokill-----> · 12-19-2006, 01:31 AM

lol I may give it a try later on

o_dancingfool · 12-19-2006, 01:50 AM

Oh man, we were doing this thing on the Insurgency forums. It was funny as hell, it got to 7 or 4(can't remember) pages and then got locked.

o_zencheetah · 12-19-2006, 09:36 AM

Yo, circ. In truth, they are not really being dicks if you can take a joke and know they are trying to piss you off, or whatever. What they may not know is that we are getting PAID for every second of our time they use, wether or not we are actually doing anything useful

The system pays you per second you spend in the chat log session with the user.

I currently make around 15+ an hour?

S'why I'm not needing a job for a little bit until I get my college over with.

o_()))crayola))_> · 12-19-2006, 12:43 PM

Doesn't that promote searching really slow?

Sounds like it would make it inefficient.

o_paft · 12-19-2006, 01:44 PM

I tried it yesterday with a guide I explained that I was just experimenting and not actually searching for something they seem friendly and willing to help, although it's quite a trivial service and not really necessary.

o_uber · 12-19-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zencheetah

Yo, circ. In truth, they are not really being dicks if you can take a joke and know they are trying to piss you off, or whatever. What they may not know is that we are getting PAID for every second of our time they use, wether or not we are actually doing anything useful

The system pays you per second you spend in the chat log session with the user.

I currently make around 15+ an hour?

S'why I'm not needing a job for a little bit until I get my college over with.

No fucking wonder it takes them 20 minutes to find shit. Riddance with it.

o_nezumi · 12-21-2006, 10:31 AM

Yea, if they're getting paid to deal with our shit then all it does is make their day more interesting.

also,

Quote:

You: are there laws where she could adopt me away from my mom and dad? i live with foster parents incidentally, a lesbian couple, not my real mom and dad.

{2 minutes of silence}

You: a/s/l ?

You: hello?

The 'a/s/l ?' made me cry with happiness.

o_broodingdude · 12-21-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zencheetah

Yo, circ. In truth, they are not really being dicks if you can take a joke and know they are trying to piss you off, or whatever. What they may not know is that we are getting PAID for every second of our time they use, wether or not we are actually doing anything useful

The system pays you per second you spend in the chat log session with the user.

I currently make around 15+ an hour?

S'why I'm not needing a job for a little bit until I get my college over with.

Hook me the fuck up man. Seriously.

Circuitous · 12-21-2006, 04:35 PM

That sounds pretty sweet actually.

12-18-2006, 08:24 AM	#1
o_skanky butterpuss Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampon, FL Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ChaCha www.chacha.com the search engine that will connect you to a real person who will help guide your search... did they really not see shit like this happening?

12-18-2006, 09:15 PM	#10
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Sigh. See, I can understand being a dick to, say, telemarketers. They're actively intruding upon your time. These guys just wanna help you out, and people are dicks to them without provocation. That pisses me off. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-21-2006, 04:35 PM	#20
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	That sounds pretty sweet actually. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-18-2006, 08:29 AM	#2
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ahaha.. Googles billions have inspired the jealous competition.

12-18-2006, 08:33 AM	#3
o_zencheetah Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Heheh, I'm a guide on that. Pretty cool.

12-18-2006, 08:37 AM	#4
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	srsly?

12-18-2006, 03:37 PM	#6
o_deadly furby Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Nice find!

12-18-2006, 04:53 PM	#7
o_dr zoidberg Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	damn, i did the "yeah hi! im looking for a place where you search up things on the internet" ban

12-18-2006, 08:40 PM	#8
o_uber Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ugh it's not different because the people are using the search engine as well. You get the same result, just that it takes 17x longer and someone else does it for you.

12-18-2006, 10:40 PM	#11
o_dr zoidberg Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	its fun :P i mean you cant say prank calls arent fun :P

12-19-2006, 01:31 AM	#12
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	lol I may give it a try later on

12-19-2006, 01:50 AM	#13
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Oh man, we were doing this thing on the Insurgency forums. It was funny as hell, it got to 7 or 4(can't remember) pages and then got locked.

12-19-2006, 09:36 AM	#14
o_zencheetah Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yo, circ. In truth, they are not really being dicks if you can take a joke and know they are trying to piss you off, or whatever. What they may not know is that we are getting PAID for every second of our time they use, wether or not we are actually doing anything useful The system pays you per second you spend in the chat log session with the user. I currently make around 15+ an hour? S'why I'm not needing a job for a little bit until I get my college over with.

12-19-2006, 12:43 PM	#15
o_()))crayola))_> Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Doesn't that promote searching really slow? Sounds like it would make it inefficient.

12-19-2006, 01:44 PM	#16
o_paft Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I tried it yesterday with a guide I explained that I was just experimenting and not actually searching for something they seem friendly and willing to help, although it's quite a trivial service and not really necessary.

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