Superman is a dick.

o_lithium · 02-25-2007, 03:39 AM

hahaha, those covers are so horrible...
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/3.html

03-06-2007, 04:14 AM

Yeah, I remember being bored at work and going through those. Funny shit.

Oh, probably my favorite:

Quote:

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

BinaryLife · 03-06-2007, 02:49 PM

"Superman, you gotta let us have that water or we'll die!"

"No way Jimmie, only one of you can survive and it's up to you and Aquaman!"

allisvoid · 03-06-2007, 03:16 PM

ROFL! great, just great.

"BAH! These gifts your countries sent me will not win any favors! Now that I am ruler of the world, my first command is that every nation replace it's flag with a superman flag, like this one!"

zippy · 03-06-2007, 04:03 PM

i always liked superGirl more

Suite307 · 03-06-2007, 04:16 PM

*sniff*
I couldn't re-register LithiuM for some reason

puppychow · 03-06-2007, 04:22 PM

they get a "meh" from me in the humor dept. just not lolololol'ing with them. w/e.

02-25-2007, 03:39 AM	#1
o_lithium Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Superman is a dick. hahaha, those covers are so horrible... http://www.superdickery.com/dick/3.html

03-06-2007, 02:49 PM	#3
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	"Superman, you gotta let us have that water or we'll die!" "No way Jimmie, only one of you can survive and it's up to you and Aquaman!"

03-06-2007, 03:16 PM	#4
allisvoid what is tfc? Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: houston tx Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ROFL! great, just great. "BAH! These gifts your countries sent me will not win any favors! Now that I am ruler of the world, my first command is that every nation replace it's flag with a superman flag, like this one!"

03-06-2007, 04:03 PM	#5
zippy rainbow flying high Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: cumbria,uk Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i always liked superGirl more

03-06-2007, 04:16 PM	#6
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	sniff I couldn't re-register LithiuM for some reason

03-06-2007, 04:22 PM	#7
puppychow Arf! D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	they get a "meh" from me in the humor dept. just not lolololol'ing with them. w/e.

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