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Old 06-14-2006, 06:54 PM   #1
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Riddle!?

What question can you not answer by yes.
( In every possible way possible , which one ? )
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:24 PM   #2
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What question can you not answer by yes.
( In every possible way possible , which one ? )
are you asleep?
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:37 PM   #3
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he's obviously on lithium
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:06 PM   #4
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If it's a question of truth, it's "are you lying?"
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:06 PM   #5
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are you dead?
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:15 PM   #6
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oh oh i got it now. but this one can't be it
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are you asleep?
some ppl talk to you while they're sleeping. others asleep when they talk.
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:21 PM   #7
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its are you dead...

or "unconcious, in a coma, have no voice box, etc"
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:23 PM   #8
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Ah, but people use the term dead as slang for really tired. Also, you die in TFC and other games all the time.

"( In every possible way possible , which one ? )"
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:23 PM   #9
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It's "are you allright?" in every fucking american movie
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:28 PM   #10
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how about this one:



you have a nice old wooden barrel thingy. now you need to put something in it that can be seen by the naked eye, but will make the barrel lighter.

EDIT: its not something stupidly scientific, either.
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:29 PM   #11
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Do you have a 40 inch penis?
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:29 PM   #12
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a hole?
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:30 PM   #13
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You put baloons filled with helium in there.
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:31 PM   #14
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a fucking candle?
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:33 PM   #15
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nah its a hole

How about this one:

Theres a square courtyard.

it takes the same man to walk ,at exactly the same speed, ona perfectly flat surface, and with no interuptions, around side A 80 minutes, side B 80 minutes, side C 80 minutes, but it takes him 1hour 20 to walk around side D.

How is this possible?
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a hole?
bollocks :/ lol
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:36 PM   #17
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im good at these
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:37 PM   #18
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holes are boring. now a candle has a slight touch of the needed smartassnes.

nice try with that riddle Loader.
it's one of those which make you look stupid
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:38 PM   #19
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Balloons filled with helium will make the barrel lighter too

Anywho, 80 minutes = 1 hour and 20 minutes
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:38 PM   #20
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i edited it lol

and a hole is classic

EDIT: damn ghost !
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