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Old 10-31-2007, 03:49 AM   #1
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Don't you hate...

Ok, don't start shit about how TF2 sucks or how you think Chris Crocker is your hero, this is about personal shit, take it as you will, I'll start off:

Don't you hate when your nut hairs get stuck in between your undies and it starts fuckin pullin on that shit? Talk about OUCH...

Or when your nut's are so sweaty, they stick to one of your legs?



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Old 10-31-2007, 04:12 AM   #2
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When you do a cannonball off a diving board and one of your nuts gets stuck in between your legs in mid air and so when you hit the water it feels like it is being crushed and you wanna puke.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:13 AM   #3
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Or when your nuts stick between your legs and when you sit down you actually sit on your sack
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:26 AM   #4
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What... What would ya say, ya do here?
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:14 AM   #5
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Or when your 9 yr old jumps on your lap when your not paying attention and his knee lands right on the fucking nut sack!
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:42 AM   #6
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Or when a chick is sucking on your nuts then she decides to bite it.
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:56 AM   #7
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i think this thread should be named pain in the nutz ... but to add to it , dont you hate when your swinging a 8lb sledge hammer at work and your hand slips and the handle smashes your nuts ? X( i know i do
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:07 AM   #8
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don't you hate airline food

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Old 10-31-2007, 06:41 AM   #9
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I hate airlines in general though.

Don't you hate internet debating?
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:55 AM   #10
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Don't you hate it when no matter how hard you try every cable, cord, and wire within 5 inches of each other will automatically attach and twist to each other like hippies on LSD?
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:58 AM   #11
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Actually, I can give you 10 good reasons why internet debating would be beneficial, but since you hat eit so much, I won't get into it...

I hate when I haven't gotten enough sleep, my contacts are bugging me the next morning, and I feel drowsy the entire day at work..

I also hate the fact that I don't have any of these: Sex, Money, and Power.

Don't you hate when your little brother comes up to you one day and asks, "Hey bro, what's the capital of Thailand?" and as you try to guess, he yells, "BANGCOK!" And kicks you swiftly in the nut sack?
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:32 AM   #12
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The bangkok joke is old and stopped around here after some kid got knifed for doing it, still a great one though :P.

Don't you hate it when you're playing rugby and managed to get 6 swift kicks to the sack within 15 minutes. DAMN YOU PEOPLE.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:44 AM   #13
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Don't you hate it when you're having sex and all of a sudden you nut decides to "bud in" - talk about pain!
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:38 PM   #14
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What... What would ya say, ya do here?
Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
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It seems the majority of hatred from males comes from pain inflicted on their testicles so far.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:54 PM   #16
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Don't you hate when you're walking up stairs, but misjudge your footing for the next step, your foot slips on the very edge of the step, sending you into a face plant on the steps above you... quite possibly injuring your nuts in the process.

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Old 10-31-2007, 04:17 PM   #19
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Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
You sir are my hero.
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Don't you hate when you're walking up stairs, but misjudge your footing for the next step, your foot slips on the very edge of the step, sending you into a face plant on the steps above you... quite possibly injuring your nuts in the process.

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Yeah that happened to me once, I now have one false tooth.
It was kind of funny to see half my tooth fly trough the air tough...

Don't you just hate it when at work you're surfing and the next day they block your favorite site trough the proxy server?
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