04-17-2008, 03:05 PM | #1 |
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.asshole` vs sYn
Well, I guess Illo didn't like our write up so he asked me to make a better one. Here it goes!
Rd1 our server.. we share secrets and play bingo (dche won.. again) until sYn arrives and the match goes underway. we were all like SCOUT RUSH touch! they were all like... SCOUT RUSH touch! we were all like CAP! they were all like aww... we were all like CAP! they were all like CAP! we were all like CAP CAP! they were all like CAP! we were all like toss! CAP! CAP! they were all like wtf m8 i fink dey h4cks.. CAP! we were all like CAP! CAP CAP CAP! they were all like CAP CAP! we were all like damn son dey b catching up, CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP! they were all like CAP CAP CAP! we were all like sg on bottom? go top! cap cap cap cap! they were all like blowing shit up, CAP CAP CAP! we were all like here you take it. CAP CAP CAP CAP! they were all like shit, move sg!.. CAP CAP we were all like, oh noes sg on fr floor! still go top! CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP! they were all like WRENCH KILL ON TEH_RAPE (just for you vicious =p) CAP CAP! we were all like CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP! they were all like, dey d iz guud we were all like CAP! CAP! CAP!.... CAP! they were all like daayyummm son... CAP! we were all like CAP CAP CAP CAP Give me the flag for nades, ok! CAP! they were all like CAP CAP CAP! we were all like shit, round is almost over! CAP CAP CAP! they were all like CAP! we were all like CAP! they were all like gg. we were all like gg. 460-200 us. (and yes count them all damnit) Rd 2- Their server, I tricked dche into thinking we were playing checkers when we were actually playing chess. Victory goes to me. we were all like cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap they were all like cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap we were all like cap. they were all like gg we were all like gg 690-320 us Ok illo if you're not happy now.. you're a whore. I should get paid for this shit. |
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04-17-2008, 03:13 PM | #2 |
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Quite possibly the greatest writeup ever... ever.
Wish I'd been there gg .asshole` and gg sYn
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04-17-2008, 05:48 PM | #3 |
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THIS IS AWESOME!
- NOTE - Our demoman didn't show up for the match, that's why u capped so much. /excuse for sucking. |
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04-17-2008, 05:50 PM | #4 |
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(. o `) <---- looks like an asshole!
had to be explained to me, but that is fucking hilarious...
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04-17-2008, 06:06 PM | #5 | |
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04-17-2008, 06:18 PM | #6 | |
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The End. Good story huh? |
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04-17-2008, 08:07 PM | #7 |
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I actually chose the tag originally for that asshole.
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04-17-2008, 08:38 PM | #8 |
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woah, orbital must think they're good now
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04-17-2008, 08:48 PM | #9 |
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Woa - gator must be gay now
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04-17-2008, 08:54 PM | #10 | |
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04-17-2008, 09:03 PM | #11 | |
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04-17-2008, 09:45 PM | #12 |
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Now you all know why our original name was clan goatse.
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