Continueing Story...

o_cruor · 03-02-2005, 08:30 PM

The Crossfire thread was just begging for something like this to be started.
What I'm starting here is simply the beginning of a story in the Half-life 2 universe which in a likewise manner as the crossfire thread. I post one phrase and the next poster continues where I left of and the next poster does the same etc. etc. Well you get the picture lets start shall we. hopefully we'll end up with a somewhat comprehensible, confusing but hilarious story.

Barney was walking down the street one day polishing his newly bougt smg with a smirk on his face, when all of a sudden...

o_sev · 03-02-2005, 09:15 PM

A giant black man jumped out of a bush and ejaculated all over his face... Barney was shocked, and all he could say was...

o_groovyf · 03-02-2005, 09:22 PM

"Yummy!" Barney then persuaded his new friend to go shopping with him, so they decided to go to.....

o_sev · 03-02-2005, 09:36 PM

the mall, so Barney could check out the new adult store. They settled on the pink double ended dildo, except his friend...

o_voipme · 03-02-2005, 09:40 PM

turned out to be his biological mother with a penis. Barney then...

o_sev · 03-02-2005, 09:43 PM

gasped in shock, and inquired about the large penis. His mom tried to explain by saying that "when a man loves a woman...

o_three_gunn · 03-02-2005, 10:44 PM

(i had to re-read the first 5 posts a few times to understand its' direction

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...he'll allow her to strap on a contraption such as this pink double ended dildo and let her go to town." Barney then decided to...

o_cruor · 03-02-2005, 11:20 PM

dump his mother and popped off the double dildo and exited the store. Then he continued his stroll down the street when out of nowhere a headcrab jumps on his face and...

o_voipme · 03-02-2005, 11:27 PM

passionately begins thrusting at Barney's mouth, attempting to penetrate his soft lips. Immediately, he raised...

o_sev · 03-02-2005, 11:31 PM

his baton in an attempt to strike the headcrab, but couldn't bring himself to do it. Instead, he proceed to finger the headcrab's slimy orifice, while saying...

trepid_jon · 03-03-2005, 12:04 AM

"Now that's what I call a sticky situation." But he still thought this was better than the time he...

o_groovyf · 03-03-2005, 12:44 AM

... and his friend Al had bought that latex sheep via the internet, and when it was delivered and tested they found out....

o_frenchtoast · 03-03-2005, 12:51 AM

It was really their long lost half-cousin-brother Schimdt. After his ordeal with the headcrab, Barney was exhausted, so he...

o_cruor · 03-03-2005, 02:42 AM

Sat down on a parkbench and picked up a sticky newspaper out of the trashcan and gasped when he saw the frontpage headline which read...

o_frenchtoast · 03-03-2005, 02:52 AM

Barney Comes Out of the Closet...

Defrag · 03-03-2005, 04:30 AM

Sev, you're fired.

o_sev · 03-03-2005, 04:35 AM

Have to quote this because some asshole decided to ruin it

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Barney Comes Out of the Closet...

Barney was shocked by the headline. He didn't know what to do, so he turned to his friend for help. He took out his phone and called...

Defrag · 03-03-2005, 04:42 AM

sev, who was in no mood to answer, having just lost his e-job at FF. Sev hung up the phone and threw on a Pink Floyd CD. Unfortunately sev's CD player exploded and he became ever more dejected. Sev called the samaritans but they told him to...

o_frenchtoast · 03-03-2005, 04:46 AM

Go back to the FF website where his job was graciously re-offered to him. He thanked them and they gave him a keychain. Once he got his job back, he went to McDonalds...

o_deadly furby · 03-03-2005, 05:15 AM

and ordered a Happy Meal. Desperately searching through the bag, for the advertised toy pink headcrab, he was shocked to discover...

03-02-2005, 08:30 PM	#1
o_cruor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Continueing Story... The Crossfire thread was just begging for something like this to be started. What I'm starting here is simply the beginning of a story in the Half-life 2 universe which in a likewise manner as the crossfire thread. I post one phrase and the next poster continues where I left of and the next poster does the same etc. etc. Well you get the picture lets start shall we. hopefully we'll end up with a somewhat comprehensible, confusing but hilarious story. Barney was walking down the street one day polishing his newly bougt smg with a smirk on his face, when all of a sudden...

03-03-2005, 12:04 AM	#11
trepid_jon Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Class/Position: D Civilian Gametype: Rocket Jousting Affiliations: EAFD Posts Rated Helpful 78 Times	"Now that's what I call a sticky situation." But he still thought this was better than the time he... __________________ Support FF: Trepid steamcommunity.com/id/trepid_jon/

03-03-2005, 04:30 AM	#16
Defrag Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Scotland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Sev, you're fired. __________________ Fortress Forever. Level Designer, Gameplay Dude and whatnot.

03-03-2005, 04:42 AM	#18
Defrag Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Scotland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	sev, who was in no mood to answer, having just lost his e-job at FF. Sev hung up the phone and threw on a Pink Floyd CD. Unfortunately sev's CD player exploded and he became ever more dejected. Sev called the samaritans but they told him to... __________________ Fortress Forever. Level Designer, Gameplay Dude and whatnot.

03-02-2005, 09:15 PM	#2
o_sev Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A giant black man jumped out of a bush and ejaculated all over his face... Barney was shocked, and all he could say was...

03-02-2005, 09:22 PM	#3
o_groovyf Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Halifax, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"Yummy!" Barney then persuaded his new friend to go shopping with him, so they decided to go to.....

03-02-2005, 09:36 PM	#4
o_sev Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	the mall, so Barney could check out the new adult store. They settled on the pink double ended dildo, except his friend...

03-02-2005, 09:40 PM	#5
o_voipme Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Work Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	turned out to be his biological mother with a penis. Barney then...

03-02-2005, 09:43 PM	#6
o_sev Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	gasped in shock, and inquired about the large penis. His mom tried to explain by saying that "when a man loves a woman...

03-02-2005, 10:44 PM	#7
o_three_gunn Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Pedro, CA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	(i had to re-read the first 5 posts a few times to understand its' direction ) ...he'll allow her to strap on a contraption such as this pink double ended dildo and let her go to town." Barney then decided to...

03-02-2005, 11:20 PM	#8
o_cruor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	dump his mother and popped off the double dildo and exited the store. Then he continued his stroll down the street when out of nowhere a headcrab jumps on his face and...

03-02-2005, 11:27 PM	#9
o_voipme Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Work Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	passionately begins thrusting at Barney's mouth, attempting to penetrate his soft lips. Immediately, he raised...

03-02-2005, 11:31 PM	#10
o_sev Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	his baton in an attempt to strike the headcrab, but couldn't bring himself to do it. Instead, he proceed to finger the headcrab's slimy orifice, while saying...

03-03-2005, 12:44 AM	#12
o_groovyf Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Halifax, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	... and his friend Al had bought that latex sheep via the internet, and when it was delivered and tested they found out....

03-03-2005, 12:51 AM	#13
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	It was really their long lost half-cousin-brother Schimdt. After his ordeal with the headcrab, Barney was exhausted, so he...

03-03-2005, 02:42 AM	#14
o_cruor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Sat down on a parkbench and picked up a sticky newspaper out of the trashcan and gasped when he saw the frontpage headline which read...

03-03-2005, 02:52 AM	#15
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Barney Comes Out of the Closet...

03-03-2005, 04:46 AM	#19
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Go back to the FF website where his job was graciously re-offered to him. He thanked them and they gave him a keychain. Once he got his job back, he went to McDonalds...

03-03-2005, 05:15 AM	#20
o_deadly furby Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cell Block 17 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	and ordered a Happy Meal. Desperately searching through the bag, for the advertised toy pink headcrab, he was shocked to discover...

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