FF for X-Mas ! - Page 2

o_leandros · 12-04-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nodnarb

I hope I get a brand new graphics card to replace the one that won't let me run G-mod.

Any ideas for a new one?
I currently have an ATI one

Wait for R600 in January or nVidia's 8-series midrange.

o_turbowolf · 12-05-2006, 07:58 PM

I predict January

o_cr0c0dile · 12-05-2006, 09:46 PM

Personally Im tired of Christmas too. Its a bunch of humbug, forgive the pun. No doubt all the servers will be using the birthday mode with grenades disguised as presents and so on. blah.

o_nodnarb · 12-05-2006, 09:50 PM

it's programmed in, as x-mas mode

o_stephen · 12-05-2006, 11:49 PM

Birthday mode ftw.

o_nuk3m · 12-06-2006, 05:25 AM

yea well im just very happy that release is emminent. its like going to be out in the next 3 months. who ISNT psyched?

o_stricknine · 12-06-2006, 10:48 PM

all I want for christmas is my two F F's.

o_nuk3m · 12-07-2006, 12:14 AM

haha u said it the best.

Release

o_nodnarb · 12-07-2006, 03:05 AM

Release

o_wlvy · 12-07-2006, 12:56 PM

Hah nezumi that made me laugh out loud!

. No seriously, im away skiing 20th-27th so dont release then. THANKYOUS!

o_unknownfigure · 12-07-2006, 04:19 PM

I remember a few months back...we were saying "

Video

"

Now it's "

Release

" ?

We...are turning into monsters! Look at you people!

o_nuk3m · 12-07-2006, 04:27 PM

haha see: BAUT

o_nodnarb · 12-07-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownfigure

I remember a few months back...we were saying "

Video

"

Now it's "

Release

" ?

We...are turning into monsters! Look at you people!

it worked didn't it? lol

RELEASE

o_skanky butterpuss · 12-07-2006, 11:50 PM

im going back to michigan the 22nd - 7th.

it would be nice to be able to lan it with my larping buddy at that time.

please and thank you

o_tercel · 12-08-2006, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyromainiac

a release at the begining of winter break would be pure awesomeness, screw christmas presents, I'd be playing ff.

can anyone say

Fortress-Forever birthday/christmas mode with presents like TFC?!!

o_unknownfigure · 12-08-2006, 12:55 AM

And of course the voice that says "Merrrrrry Chrrristmassss!!!!" when you pick up a present-flag!

o_ihmhi · 12-08-2006, 04:37 AM

The Night Before Release

'twas the night before Release,
and all through the house,
Not a player was capping,
Not even a Scout.

The SGs were placed,
In the ramp room with care,
In hopes that the Medics,
Would suck it down in the air.

The fatties were nestled,
All snug in the water,
Waiting for noobs to
jump into the slaughter.

A spy as a Soldier
was inside our base,
While enemy snipers
Shot sh4x in the face.

When out in the yard
There arose such a clatter
I jumped off the bments
To see what was the matter!

Up off the deck
I conced like a flash
When one of our snipers
Shot me right in the... er, ash.

A detpack was placed
on the bridge, in our way,
While a noob demo shouted
"Base Snipers - GAY!"

When, what to my
wondering eyes should appear,
But a member of [ . ]
With a gun I should ph34r!

With a little old AR
So lively and quick
He gunned my ass down
And I called him a dick.

More rapid than Scouts
the yard spam had come
While a flurry of napalm
Had toasted my bum.

"Now Lamers! Now Noobs!
HW - Gay!"
Said a 12 year old boy
Who got banned for a day.

"The enemy flag's
at the top of the spiral"
And a medic was needed
To provide antivirals!

A robotic voice said
"One Minute Remaining"
So I changed class to Solly
For maximum maiming.

Like a pro I rocket jumped
Clear cross the yard
And brought down my vengeance
On some AFK tard.

I ran for the flag,
just a meter away,
While Mervaka the fatty
Tried to pray and spray.

I grabbed it and like
a flash I was gone!
And I pissed off tu!
By sayin' stuff 'bout his mom.

Back over the bridge,
My team's corpses all 'round,
The snipers on deck
Actually came to the ground!

'twas a sight to see,
my whole team was there,
Covering my ass
(God answered my prayer!)

I rocket jumped up
onto our deck
With ten seconds left
I tore off like heck

Would I make it? was
something that I had wondered
My team would not forgive
me if I had blundered.

As the timer struck zero
My feet touched the cap point,
We won by a cap
Er, I can't rhyme with point! ^.^'

This was a victory
All ours, we could boast
We celebrated while Circ
Made his one millionth post.

As I left the server,
Being called a "dumb fag"
I said "Merry release to all,
And to all a good frag!"

o_psycnet · 12-08-2006, 04:44 AM

*standing ovation*

*thumbs up*

o_the russian · 12-08-2006, 04:44 AM

someone had some time on their hands...

o_ihmhi · 12-08-2006, 05:03 AM

Thank you, thank you.

Actually, I had the idea for a while... I looked up the poem online and did it all in about 15 minutes. It had been floating around in my head for a few days.

If you look at the real poem that is only about 2/3 as long as the real one... I could not figure out a rhyme for "assmonkey". Bah.

12-05-2006, 07:58 PM	#22
o_turbowolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Spain Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I predict January

12-05-2006, 09:46 PM	#23
o_cr0c0dile Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Personally Im tired of Christmas too. Its a bunch of humbug, forgive the pun. No doubt all the servers will be using the birthday mode with grenades disguised as presents and so on. blah.

12-05-2006, 09:50 PM	#24
o_nodnarb Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	it's programmed in, as x-mas mode

12-05-2006, 11:49 PM	#25
o_stephen Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ireland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Birthday mode ftw.

12-06-2006, 05:25 AM	#26
o_nuk3m Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin' Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	yea well im just very happy that release is emminent. its like going to be out in the next 3 months. who ISNT psyched?

12-06-2006, 10:48 PM	#27
o_stricknine Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	all I want for christmas is my two F F's.

12-07-2006, 12:14 AM	#28
o_nuk3m Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin' Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha u said it the best. Release

12-07-2006, 03:05 AM	#29
o_nodnarb Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Release

12-07-2006, 12:56 PM	#30
o_wlvy Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Hah nezumi that made me laugh out loud! . No seriously, im away skiing 20th-27th so dont release then. THANKYOUS!

12-07-2006, 04:19 PM	#31
o_unknownfigure Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I remember a few months back...we were saying " Video " Now it's " Release " ? We...are turning into monsters! Look at you people!

12-07-2006, 04:27 PM	#32
o_nuk3m Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin' Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha see: BAUT

12-07-2006, 11:50 PM	#34
o_skanky butterpuss Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampon, FL Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	im going back to michigan the 22nd - 7th. it would be nice to be able to lan it with my larping buddy at that time. please and thank you

12-08-2006, 12:55 AM	#36
o_unknownfigure Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	And of course the voice that says "Merrrrrry Chrrristmassss!!!!" when you pick up a present-flag!

12-08-2006, 04:37 AM	#37
o_ihmhi Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newark, NJ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The Night Before Release 'twas the night before Release, and all through the house, Not a player was capping, Not even a Scout. The SGs were placed, In the ramp room with care, In hopes that the Medics, Would suck it down in the air. The fatties were nestled, All snug in the water, Waiting for noobs to jump into the slaughter. A spy as a Soldier was inside our base, While enemy snipers Shot sh4x in the face. When out in the yard There arose such a clatter I jumped off the bments To see what was the matter! Up off the deck I conced like a flash When one of our snipers Shot me right in the... er, ash. A detpack was placed on the bridge, in our way, While a noob demo shouted "Base Snipers - GAY!" When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a member of [ . ] With a gun I should ph34r! With a little old AR So lively and quick He gunned my ass down And I called him a dick. More rapid than Scouts the yard spam had come While a flurry of napalm Had toasted my bum. "Now Lamers! Now Noobs! HW - Gay!" Said a 12 year old boy Who got banned for a day. "The enemy flag's at the top of the spiral" And a medic was needed To provide antivirals! A robotic voice said "One Minute Remaining" So I changed class to Solly For maximum maiming. Like a pro I rocket jumped Clear cross the yard And brought down my vengeance On some AFK tard. I ran for the flag, just a meter away, While Mervaka the fatty Tried to pray and spray. I grabbed it and like a flash I was gone! And I pissed off tu! By sayin' stuff 'bout his mom. Back over the bridge, My team's corpses all 'round, The snipers on deck Actually came to the ground! 'twas a sight to see, my whole team was there, Covering my ass (God answered my prayer!) I rocket jumped up onto our deck With ten seconds left I tore off like heck Would I make it? was something that I had wondered My team would not forgive me if I had blundered. As the timer struck zero My feet touched the cap point, We won by a cap Er, I can't rhyme with point! ^.^' This was a victory All ours, we could boast We celebrated while Circ Made his one millionth post. As I left the server, Being called a "dumb fag" I said "Merry release to all, And to all a good frag!"

12-08-2006, 04:44 AM	#38
o_psycnet Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Calgary, Canada eh? Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	standing ovation thumbs up

12-08-2006, 04:44 AM	#39
o_the russian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	someone had some time on their hands...

12-08-2006, 05:03 AM	#40
o_ihmhi Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newark, NJ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Thank you, thank you. Actually, I had the idea for a while... I looked up the poem online and did it all in about 15 minutes. It had been floating around in my head for a few days. If you look at the real poem that is only about 2/3 as long as the real one... I could not figure out a rhyme for "assmonkey". Bah.

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