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Old 05-13-2009, 08:16 PM   #1
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That chair you are sitting on … it could kill you

http://www.inquisitr.com/18524/that-...ould-kill-you/

Read about it last month but It popped into my head again when I jumped backwards into my chair. Real or not I felt like making you feel as uncomfortable as I am right now.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:33 PM   #2
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What brand of chair?
Where was it made?

Unless those two questions are answered, nothing can be done. :P
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:26 PM   #3
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In this case it seems that when the cylinder exploded it sent shards of metal into the boy’s rectum. The death was marked down as excessive bleeding from his wounds.
Yikes. Talk about SURPRISE.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:36 PM   #4
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You could also asphyxiate the next time you take a sip of your favorite beverage. Hell, any beverage. Let's all worry about extremely rare situations, now. Good ol' fear! Gotta love i- Oh no, Swine Flu!
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:36 PM   #5
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oh man.. what a way to die
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:19 AM   #6
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I don't ever want to bleed to death out of my rectum. However, if I did I would be compelled to scream "For the love of God, and all things holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:53 AM   #7
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And then drown in your own blood. What a way to go. XD
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:43 AM   #8
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I took this chair from my living room.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:39 PM   #9
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I almost died from lack of oxygen to my brain the last time I got a hard on.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:23 PM   #10
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I almost choked on a cheese it two days ago.
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