Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me

Innoc · 11-28-2007, 05:52 AM

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d1ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?

uBeR · 11-28-2007, 06:02 AM

I don't watch shitty movies.

zSilver_Fox · 11-28-2007, 06:03 AM

Forums treated as blogs ≠ good.

Innoc · 11-28-2007, 02:45 PM

you guys are fo sho not wid it

StatisticZ · 11-28-2007, 03:46 PM

^Yeah they are tards, That movie was one of my favs as a kid. Others like Christmas Story or w/e, but that shit blows midget dick.

Innoc · 11-28-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by [StatisticZ]

^Yeah they are tards, That movie was one of my favs as a kid. Others like Christmas Story or w/e, but that shit blows midget dick.

I don't know that I've ever seen another verbal launch in a movie to rival that.

there's nothing here · 11-28-2007, 04:59 PM

This Christmas, in the spirit of giving, I shall gift 50 people with the one-fingered bird.

MERRY CHRISTMAS INNOC!

I think there's irony in there somewhere, but I just didn't spend enough time on google. Toodle doo, faggots.

KubeDawg · 11-28-2007, 05:42 PM

GWB says Happy Holidays now, not Merry Christmas. Apparently his religious beliefs might piss off any athiests who read the 'holiday' cards he sends every year.

Hawk Eye · 11-29-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KubeDawg

GWB says Happy Holidays now, not Merry Christmas. Apparently his religious beliefs might piss off any athiests who read the 'holiday' cards he sends every year.

No. Holiday is the winter celebration of we Pastafarians.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 11-29-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk Eye

No. Holiday is the winter celebration of we Pastafarians.

Yeah, I too am a Pastafarian, and I wish you a Merry Holiday this year.

Ihmhi · 11-29-2007, 03:45 PM

Happy Winter Solstice! Also:

there's nothing here · 11-29-2007, 05:02 PM

Who was blond haired?

shadow · 11-29-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

GWB says Happy Holidays now, not Merry Christmas. Apparently his religious beliefs might piss off any athiests who read the 'holiday' cards he sends every year.

I thought it was more of a Chanukah thing.
Also, holy shit ff forums, you guys have achieved a new speed record of derailing a thread into an insoluble debate! Nice work!

Innoc · 12-04-2007, 04:13 PM

Since some of you totally missed the Christmas Vacation quote here's something you really CAN make me for Christmas....

500 mph Tennis Ball Cannon

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-04-2007, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoc

Since some of you totally missed the Christmas Vacation quote here's something you really CAN make me for Christmas....

500 mph Tennis Ball Cannon

WOW, right trough that CRT...

Ihmhi · 12-05-2007, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by there's nothing here

Who was blond haired?

11-28-2007, 05:52 AM	#1
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d1ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol? __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

11-28-2007, 06:02 AM	#2
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11-28-2007, 02:45 PM	#4
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	you guys are fo sho not wid it __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

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11-28-2007, 03:46 PM	#5
StatisticZ My title is... Custom. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tri-State Area Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	^Yeah they are tards, That movie was one of my favs as a kid. Others like Christmas Story or w/e, but that shit blows midget dick.

11-28-2007, 04:59 PM	#7
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	This Christmas, in the spirit of giving, I shall gift 50 people with the one-fingered bird. MERRY CHRISTMAS INNOC! I think there's irony in there somewhere, but I just didn't spend enough time on google. Toodle doo, faggots.

11-29-2007, 03:45 PM	#11
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Happy Winter Solstice! Also: __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

11-29-2007, 05:02 PM	#12
there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Who was blond haired?

12-04-2007, 04:13 PM	#14
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Since some of you totally missed the Christmas Vacation quote here's something you really CAN make me for Christmas.... 500 mph Tennis Ball Cannon __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

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