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Old 10-14-2008, 01:34 PM   #21
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goddamn that broad is nasty
I actually agree.....
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Old 10-14-2008, 09:13 PM   #22
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Old 10-15-2008, 03:38 AM   #23
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she looked passable.... then she took her clothes off.
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Old 10-15-2008, 03:58 AM   #24
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I don't think there is anything ugly about the actress. I mean, her boobs aren't perfectly even, but natural boobs aren't either so who cares of the job she got done isn't 100%. One could argue that the imperfection helps them look more real and is therefor a better job.

The scar is "unsightly" but I honestly don't care.

More to my complaining: I think people expect too much from boobs. If you expect every girl you meet to have perfect, perky, even, boobs then prepare to be INTENSELY dissapointed. Real boobs just don't look like that. They sag, are often asymetrical, and are only perky when girls are young unless they're lucky.

Don't expect so much. You'll be passing by very beautiful women that might otherwise give you the time of day.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:07 AM   #25
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No, her boobs are ugly.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:12 AM   #26
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No, her boobs are ugly.
agreed. a little asymetry is one thing, but those are just bad.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:38 AM   #27
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And the fact that she's generally not that nice doesn't help too.



I mean, look who she's comparing against man. I know who I'd far rather hook up with.
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Old 10-15-2008, 05:17 AM   #28
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ROFL (nsfw, again)
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Old 10-15-2008, 06:21 AM   #29
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Old 10-15-2008, 06:25 AM   #30
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I don't think there is anything ugly about the actress. I mean, her boobs aren't perfectly even, but natural boobs aren't either so who cares of the job she got done isn't 100%. One could argue that the imperfection helps them look more real and is therefor a better job.
How about her awful, awful face? Also, what's the point of fake tits if they look like complete shit? Just keep 'em real and crappy, at least you'll have an excuse.

Also, fake-Condi is better looking than Fake-Palin.
Strange that their dopplegangers have the opposite traits, eh?
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:24 AM   #31
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...Actually no I have to agree on this one.
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:00 AM   #32
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:27 AM   #33
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I like girls that are so white... they GLOW IN THE DARK
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:09 PM   #35
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Amen! with tattoos as well!


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Old 10-15-2008, 06:13 PM   #36
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Cheap humour or what. I'm bored of the whole thing already and it hasn't been made yet.
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Cheap humour or what. I'm bored of the whole thing already and it hasn't been made yet.
It's a porno, how much do you expect from it? Seriously, when was the last time you admired a porno for its writing, or directing?
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Old 10-16-2008, 12:11 AM   #39
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Pirates. best produced/written/directed porno ever.
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