Political Joke

Innoc · 09-24-2008, 03:42 PM

Let me get this ready for those of you that will need it....

Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
Visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related
To words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if
He would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our
illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example
Of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
That would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
Over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss..'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the
Room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs.. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that
Would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says “Little Johnny”, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

reaper18 · 09-24-2008, 06:03 PM

lmao

nice

GeoKill-----> · 09-24-2008, 06:24 PM

*grabs a tissue

OneManArmy · 09-24-2008, 06:50 PM

Haha

Damascus · 09-24-2008, 07:10 PM

*grabs tissue to wipe tears of laughter*

Backstaber · 09-24-2008, 07:33 PM

Hahahaha!

Suite307 · 09-24-2008, 08:05 PM

Wasn't all that funny.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 09-24-2008, 09:24 PM

Nice

v3rtigo · 09-24-2008, 09:25 PM

lolz

ekiM · 09-24-2008, 09:43 PM

I've heard this "joke" (haha, I don't like someone, hahaha) about Bill Clinton. I've heard it about George W. Bush. Now I've heard it about Obama. Which means...

**squeek.** · 09-24-2008, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ekiM

I've heard this "joke" (haha, I don't like someone, hahaha) about Bill Clinton. I've heard it about George W. Bush. Now I've heard it about Obama. Which means...

uBeR · 09-24-2008, 10:47 PM

McCain is a tragedy.

Oh, is this a jokes thread?

BinaryLife · 09-24-2008, 10:56 PM

Yeah, that's an old joke with the name substituted. Nothing new here.

bokko · 09-24-2008, 11:55 PM

OH COME ON GUYZ ITS A JOEK, STOP CRYING ROFL HERES A TISSUE

Agent Buckshot Moose · 09-25-2008, 01:04 AM

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-=bingo-bango=- · 09-25-2008, 01:11 AM

joke sucked before

joke still sucks now

Everything · 09-25-2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Buckshot Moose

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OH NOES A BROKEN SMILE

Adamido · 09-25-2008, 06:51 PM

Haha, oh wow.

Agent Buckshot Moose · 09-26-2008, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny

OH NOES A BROKEN SMILE

Yeah apparently it autobreaks it to prevent it from stretching page layouts.

Everything · 09-26-2008, 12:08 AM

Yeah, sucks.

09-24-2008, 03:42 PM	#1
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Political Joke Let me get this ready for those of you that will need it.... Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he Visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related To words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if He would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example Of a 'tragedy.' One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, That would be a tragedy.' 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove Over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss..' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the Room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs.. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that Would be tragedy?' 'Well,' says “Little Johnny”, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

09-24-2008, 06:24 PM	#3
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	grabs a tissue __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides* All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

09-24-2008, 07:10 PM	#5
Damascus Comic Artist D&A Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	grabs tissue to wipe tears of laughter __________________

09-24-2008, 10:47 PM	#12
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	McCain is a tragedy. Oh, is this a jokes thread? __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

09-25-2008, 01:11 AM	#16
-=bingo-bango=- Spirit Studios Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: CTF Affiliations: Blue Team Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	joke sucked before joke still sucks now __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Bridget [>] Who gives a shit? Tired of hearing about this...

09-24-2008, 06:03 PM	#2
reaper18 sKeeD D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Class/Position: Scout, Demo, Solly Gametype: Any Posts Rated Helpful 21 Times	lmao nice

09-24-2008, 06:50 PM	#4
OneManArmy Ka-boom! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ukraine Class/Position: Demo, Solly, Pyro Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Haha

09-24-2008, 07:33 PM	#6
Backstaber Custom User Title D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Class/Position: Scout Offence Gametype: Capture The Flag Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Hahahaha!

09-24-2008, 08:05 PM	#7
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Wasn't all that funny.

09-24-2008, 09:24 PM	#8
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Nice

09-24-2008, 09:25 PM	#9
v3rtigo Lock 'n Loll! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2fort Class/Position: Scout, Spy, Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lolz

09-24-2008, 09:43 PM	#10
ekiM Arrogance is Bliss Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I've heard this "joke" (haha, I don't like someone, hahaha) about Bill Clinton. I've heard it about George W. Bush. Now I've heard it about Obama. Which means...

09-24-2008, 10:56 PM	#13
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Yeah, that's an old joke with the name substituted. Nothing new here.

09-24-2008, 11:55 PM	#14
bokko when ff will out? D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	OH COME ON GUYZ ITS A JOEK, STOP CRYING ROFL HERES A TISSUE

09-25-2008, 01:04 AM	#15
Agent Buckshot Moose Wiki Standards Team Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Geokill's closet Class/Position: Sniper/Demoman Gametype: CTF Affiliations: :e0: Co-leader Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	^_________________________________________________ _____________^

09-25-2008, 06:51 PM	#18
Adamido Its over nine thousands!!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Poland Class/Position: midmap pyro / o spy Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Haha, oh wow.

09-26-2008, 12:08 AM	#20
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Yeah, sucks.

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