Man sells seal genitalia...

SizeableSSonic · 07-20-2007, 12:54 AM

Who the fuck would buy seal penises anyway?

What the hell is it with all this exploitation of animals lately...

*Oops! Wrong forum. Could a mod move this to chat?*

zSilver_Fox · 07-20-2007, 03:44 AM

Did you even read the article? They were being sold as aphrodisiacs by the store he was selling them to.

SizeableSSonic · 07-20-2007, 04:55 AM

Yes. I did.

Etzell · 07-20-2007, 04:58 AM

Genitalia, by the way.

Skanky Butterpuss · 07-20-2007, 07:48 AM

genitilnilia ftw

SizeableSSonic · 07-20-2007, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etzell

Genitalia, by the way.

Yea, I knew I spelled it wrong. I used that over penis because I wanted it to be a bit civil.

Scuzzy · 07-20-2007, 11:54 AM

If a person thinks eating/snorting a seal penis is gonna make them more attractive to women I think they're looking to date the wrong woman.

SizeableSSonic · 07-20-2007, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scuzzy

If a person thinks eating/snorting a seal penis is gonna make them more attractive to women I think they're looking to date the wrong woman.

QFT

there's nothing here · 07-20-2007, 08:50 PM

Maybe, if you knew this woman that you loved to the ends of the earth.. only that she was into seals..?

It'd be the only way!

skuLL · 07-20-2007, 09:01 PM

Wtf? Manking has reached it's fuckness limit.

BinaryLife · 07-21-2007, 12:55 AM

It reminds me of the Futurama episode where Ler from the planet Omicron Persia 8 hunts Fry for his "human horn" to use as an aphrodisiac.

Hawk Eye · 07-21-2007, 06:30 AM

Sealhorn.

Coronius · 07-21-2007, 06:32 AM

Sweet, ima get me some genitalia. I've got ox genitalia in my freezer actually, Maby i'll start collecting... Hmm...

Skanky Butterpuss · 07-21-2007, 06:49 AM

dammit you shouldnt have edited the topic title! genitilnilia ftw!

fisheye · 07-21-2007, 12:03 PM

what about one of these, to keep your powdered seal penis in.

zippy · 07-21-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SizeableSSonic

Who the fuck would buy seal penises anyway?

What the hell is it with all this exploitation of animals lately...

*Oops! Wrong forum. Could a mod move this to chat?*

These days i think ppl will try anything to make some hard cash, its sick but can it ever be stopped?

Jifcuits · 07-21-2007, 12:25 PM

I've had ground panda penis, it's an aphrodisiac and it works

BinaryLife · 07-21-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fisheye

what about one of these, to keep your powdered seal penis in.

"Kangaroo scrotum pouches are made from the scrotum of male kangaroo, and it's said to be very lucky; all those in possession of one is assured of a long life, happiness and healthy children."

Yes, and I'm sure it will make you lots of money too. It'll probably get you laid and all that. Any promise we need to make to get you to buy the ball skin of a dead kangaroo.

fisheye · 07-21-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

"Kangaroo scrotum pouches are made from the scrotum of male kangaroo, and it's said to be very lucky; all those in possession of one is assured of a long life, happiness and healthy children."

a lot of good it done for the kangaroo. he ended up getting his nad sack sold on the internet.

skuLL · 07-21-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fisheye

a lot of good it done for the kangaroo. he ended up getting his nad sack sold on the internet.

Almost fell from the chair with this one.

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SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Man sells seal genitalia... Who the fuck would buy seal penises anyway? What the hell is it with all this exploitation of animals lately... Oops! Wrong forum. Could a mod move this to chat? __________________ I like chocolate milk. Last edited by SizeableSSonic; 07-20-2007 at 12:56 PM.

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Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	genitilnilia ftw __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

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Scuzzy The Old Timers Clan D&A Member Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Server: 206.217.134.170:27016 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	If a person thinks eating/snorting a seal penis is gonna make them more attractive to women I think they're looking to date the wrong woman. __________________ "Player Quality, not Quantity, is what we strive for." - The LLama Wrangler "A clan is defined by the nature of it's enemies. - The Llama Wrangler

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Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Genitalia, by the way.

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there's nothing here lol Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Halfway sprawled out of a cardboard box at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Maybe, if you knew this woman that you loved to the ends of the earth.. only that she was into seals..? It'd be the only way!

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skuLL Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Wtf? Manking has reached it's fuckness limit.

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BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	It reminds me of the Futurama episode where Ler from the planet Omicron Persia 8 hunts Fry for his "human horn" to use as an aphrodisiac.

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Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Sealhorn.

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Coronius Alcoholic Artist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Sweet, ima get me some genitalia. I've got ox genitalia in my freezer actually, Maby i'll start collecting... Hmm...

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fisheye Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	what about one of these, to keep your powdered seal penis in.

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Jifcuits Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I've had ground panda penis, it's an aphrodisiac and it works

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