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The Official "Ask-An-Asshole" thread.
Our friend Paft had a situation where he requested advice, and I think I gave some pretty good advice. So, to that end... this is the official thread where you can ask for my advice.
Just because I give said advice, doesn't mean you have to(or even should) follow it.... it's just a place where it's offered up. I take no responsibility for any actions you yourself take, regardless if I told you to or not. (that's called a disclaimer)
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07-27-2009, 12:14 PM | #2 |
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07-27-2009, 09:46 PM | #3 | |
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Not even close.
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07-27-2009, 10:40 PM | #4 |
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I think the problem is that we're all assholes, so we can simply ask ourselves questions in the third person and get a true to asshole answer.
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07-27-2009, 10:55 PM | #5 |
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One of the teens in the program I am working for has a massive crush on me. She is 16. I'm 22. WHAT SHOULD I DO, ASSHOLE!?
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07-27-2009, 11:04 PM | #6 |
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That's an easy one; tell her to wait till she's legal, then talk to you.
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07-27-2009, 11:21 PM | #7 |
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Sir Iggy the Asshole, I am in lab sitting next to a chick and I have very very bad gas, and as we all know jew farts are fucking deadly. Should I fart or not!
ps. she's azn
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(I'm assuming it's a she... if it's not, I'll need to adjust the advice.)
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07-27-2009, 11:23 PM | #9 | |
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Go ahead and blast it. Asians are used to killer gas.... Remember what happened in Vietnam? If she complains, punch her in the face and tell her you'll sell her to an unwashed Chinaman if she keeps bitching.
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07-28-2009, 12:06 AM | #10 |
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How would you shut up an yellow asshole besides sticking your dick in his mouth?
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07-28-2009, 04:21 PM | #12 |
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I think I have chicken pox on my genitals, but I could've sworn I had chicken pox when I was a kid. Any idea how long they last and is there any way to prevent the burning/itching sensation?
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07-28-2009, 05:27 PM | #13 |
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The only Known cure is to stick to a Llama in the Ass 5 times. This is because they are so leet their sheer essence emits from their asshole.
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07-28-2009, 10:07 PM | #14 |
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Dear asshole, Recently my computer has begun to overheat while playing FF. What should I do?
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07-28-2009, 10:08 PM | #15 |
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Open the side panel and jam it full of freeze-pops(frozen, of course). This solution should cost you ~$2.50 and the time it takes to freeze them. Use about half of the bag per usage... and replace them with the other half from your freezer when they finish melting. Needless to say, put the newly melted ones back in the freezer for the next usage. On a side note; you can sneak one here and there if you get hungry.
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Because people are just too fucked up.
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08-01-2009, 11:55 PM | #18 |
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Hey Asshole ....... A Spinxter says what?
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08-02-2009, 02:01 AM | #19 |
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Hey, asshole, I think I knocked up every single woman in your life who is close to you... should I A) push them down the stairs B) Kick them in the stomach C) Kill them
or....... D) Let them have the kids, skip out on child support, and reappear when they turn 18, apologize extensively for never being there. Obviously they will be so overwhelmed with emotion they will let me back in their lives. I will become close to them and be a real father for exactly one year... and leave them again to never come back on their 19th birthday. I plan on timing it so right when they open their present from me, they find nothing in it but the broken condom that I saved, and me gone forever. |
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A dictionary says it's time to buy a spellchecker.
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