(Llama) The Official "Ask-An-Asshole" thread. - Page 2

Iggy · 08-02-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noeffeks

Hey, asshole, I think I knocked up every single woman in your life who is close to you... should I A) push them down the stairs B) Kick them in the stomach C) Kill them

or.......

D) Let them have the kids, skip out on child support, and reappear when they turn 18, apologize extensively for never being there. Obviously they will be so overwhelmed with emotion they will let me back in their lives. I will become close to them and be a real father for exactly one year... and leave them again to never come back on their 19th birthday. I plan on timing it so right when they open their present from me, they find nothing in it but the broken condom that I saved, and me gone forever.

Save time and just shoot the bitches.

s0undch4s3r · 08-02-2009, 04:04 PM

Dear yellow brother asshole type.

I need asshole advice.

If I fart, sneeze, hiccup and burp at the same time, can I alter space and time?

I need to know this for my science project at school. My teacher is going to shit if it works!!!

Einstein aint got nuthin on the yellow brotherhood.

Iggy · 08-02-2009, 05:01 PM

Dear Yellow Brother,

One of three things will happen if you succeed in that feat....

1) Cincinatti will win the next 5 Superbowls
2) You will explode in a glorious blast that will cover everyone in the room with blood, guts and bile
3) The space-time continuum will implode, causing all of existance to vanish

Let me know what happens.

[AE] 82694 · 08-03-2009, 04:02 PM

Dear Abby, If we went camping together and you woke up with vasiline/lube around your asshole would you tell anybody?

Iggy · 08-03-2009, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [AE] 82694

Dear Abby, If we went camping together and you woke up with vasiline/lube around your asshole would you tell anybody?

Last I heard... Abby likes anal. Would she brag about it? Probably... she is such a slut.

[AE] 82694 · 08-03-2009, 11:10 PM

Woo Hoo camping trip gets scheduled.

Tyrant · 08-03-2009, 11:49 PM

I drank 28 beers in the last 2 days and i'm on 6 for today am i an alcoholic?

Iggy · 08-03-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrant

I drank 28 beers in the last 2 days and i'm on 6 for today am i an alcoholic?

No, you're a lightweight.

**Crazycarl** · 08-04-2009, 04:23 AM

And obsessive-compulsive.

08-03-2009, 04:02 PM	#24
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dear Abby, If we went camping together and you woke up with vasiline/lube around your asshole would you tell anybody? __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

08-03-2009, 11:10 PM	#26
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Woo Hoo camping trip gets scheduled. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

08-02-2009, 04:04 PM	#22
s0undch4s3r The guy you love to hate. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Under your bed Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Dear yellow brother asshole type. I need asshole advice. If I fart, sneeze, hiccup and burp at the same time, can I alter space and time? I need to know this for my science project at school. My teacher is going to shit if it works!!! Einstein aint got nuthin on the yellow brotherhood.

08-03-2009, 11:49 PM	#27
Tyrant Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg Manitoba Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I drank 28 beers in the last 2 days and i'm on 6 for today am i an alcoholic?

08-04-2009, 04:23 AM	#29
Crazycarl D&A Member Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 31 Times	And obsessive-compulsive.

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