Condom Game!

o_nezumi · 02-20-2006, 04:07 PM

Ok, this is the best way ever to pass the time while you're bored. Go find a label on anything. Anything at all. Now think of it as applied to a box of condoms. Classics include:

Caution: Filling may be hot.

May contain nuts.

...and so forth. Labels on industrial equipment, appliances and exercise equipment work espeically well.

Never operate without proper training or instruction.
Never operate at speeds too fast for your skills or the conditions.
Never operate with a passenger - passengers affect balance and steering and icrease risk of losing controll.

Now extrapolate:

o_fresh · 02-20-2006, 04:10 PM

just looked on my apple juice.

BEST SERVED CHILLED, SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE.

o_salty milkshake · 02-20-2006, 04:15 PM

Not recommended for children under 12

o_ekim · 02-20-2006, 05:08 PM

Freshens your breath for two hours, and only two calories!

No dolphins were harmed in the making of this product.

o_uncle-argon · 02-20-2006, 05:39 PM

Your own requirements will vary with age, size and activity level.

Lost · 02-20-2006, 05:41 PM

Do not puncture or incinerate.

o_etzell · 02-20-2006, 06:58 PM

Not a label, but "slippery when wet" is hilarious.

o_v0id · 02-20-2006, 07:27 PM

how the HELL do people come up with these things?

condoms "nothing helps beating your hunger better" (snicker)

o_sobe green · 02-20-2006, 07:48 PM

Dispense in a tight, light resistant container.

Circuitous · 02-20-2006, 08:22 PM

For indoor use only.

Effective range: 100m.

May explode if damaged or disposed of in fire.

From an airsoft gun box:

Sales restricted to ADULTS ONLY.

Protective goggles must be worn when operating.

For recreational or training purposes only.

Can be dangerous up to 200 feet.

o_hired-gun · 02-20-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etzell

Not a label, but "slippery when wet" is hilarious.

LOL

o_backstaber · 02-20-2006, 08:46 PM

Not recomended for children, pregnant woman or people sensitive to caffine.

o_frenchtoast · 02-20-2006, 10:30 PM

"This product not sponsored by the United States Army"

"Keep in a dry and cool place"

"Original Taste"

o_salty milkshake · 02-20-2006, 11:10 PM

Avoid contact with the eyes!

o_dr zauis · 02-21-2006, 12:29 AM

Water resistent up to 60 meters

o_tennovan · 02-21-2006, 12:29 AM

"Underage sale prohibited."

"Sour then sweet"

"Cools Nasal Passages and Soothes Sore Throats"

o_dr zauis · 02-21-2006, 12:34 AM

WARNING: Cosuming this beverage without something from the WAWA bakery is not recommended <--- That was on my coffee

WARNING: May contain small parts

o_geokill-----> · 02-21-2006, 01:05 AM

Original Formula -coke

Circuitous · 02-21-2006, 01:10 AM

That wasn't very good at all. Something like "Choking hazard" would've been better.

**mervaka** · 02-21-2006, 01:26 AM

"store in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight"

shame the sun shines out my ass

02-20-2006, 04:07 PM	#1
o_nezumi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Peoples Republic of Harmfull Free Radicals Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Condom Game! Ok, this is the best way ever to pass the time while you're bored. Go find a label on anything. Anything at all. Now think of it as applied to a box of condoms. Classics include: Caution: Filling may be hot. May contain nuts. ...and so forth. Labels on industrial equipment, appliances and exercise equipment work espeically well. Never operate without proper training or instruction. Never operate at speeds too fast for your skills or the conditions. Never operate with a passenger - passengers affect balance and steering and icrease risk of losing controll. Now extrapolate:

02-20-2006, 05:41 PM	#6
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Do not puncture or incinerate. __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

02-20-2006, 08:22 PM	#10
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	For indoor use only. Effective range: 100m. May explode if damaged or disposed of in fire. From an airsoft gun box: Sales restricted to ADULTS ONLY. Protective goggles must be worn when operating. For recreational or training purposes only. Can be dangerous up to 200 feet. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-21-2006, 01:10 AM	#19
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	That wasn't very good at all. Something like "Choking hazard" would've been better. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-20-2006, 04:10 PM	#2
o_fresh Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brum. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	just looked on my apple juice. BEST SERVED CHILLED, SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE.

02-20-2006, 04:15 PM	#3
o_salty milkshake Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Coventry, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Not recommended for children under 12

02-20-2006, 05:08 PM	#4
o_ekim Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Freshens your breath for two hours, and only two calories! No dolphins were harmed in the making of this product.

02-20-2006, 05:39 PM	#5
o_uncle-argon Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Your own requirements will vary with age, size and activity level.

02-20-2006, 06:58 PM	#7
o_etzell Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Not a label, but "slippery when wet" is hilarious.

02-20-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
o_v0id Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Teh Netherlands Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	how the HELL do people come up with these things? condoms "nothing helps beating your hunger better" (snicker)

02-20-2006, 07:48 PM	#9
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dispense in a tight, light resistant container.

02-20-2006, 08:46 PM	#12
o_backstaber Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Not recomended for children, pregnant woman or people sensitive to caffine.

02-20-2006, 10:30 PM	#13
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"This product not sponsored by the United States Army" "Keep in a dry and cool place" "Original Taste"

02-20-2006, 11:10 PM	#14
o_salty milkshake Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Coventry, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Avoid contact with the eyes!

02-21-2006, 12:29 AM	#15
o_dr zauis Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Water resistent up to 60 meters

02-21-2006, 12:29 AM	#16
o_tennovan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"Underage sale prohibited." "Sour then sweet" "Cools Nasal Passages and Soothes Sore Throats"

02-21-2006, 12:34 AM	#17
o_dr zauis Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	WARNING: Cosuming this beverage without something from the WAWA bakery is not recommended <--- That was on my coffee WARNING: May contain small parts

02-21-2006, 01:05 AM	#18
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Original Formula -coke

02-21-2006, 01:26 AM	#20
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	"store in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight" shame the sun shines out my ass

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