Shot a 78 year old man in the face

o_salty milkshake · 02-14-2006, 10:48 PM

Someone needs to give an award to the Daily Show for how many times they managed to say that vice president Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face. Genius.

That is all.

o_loader · 02-14-2006, 10:57 PM

Seems he is living up to the old stereotype of the US. Friendly fire.

o_frenchtoast · 02-14-2006, 11:00 PM

Go America.

Circuitous · 02-14-2006, 11:33 PM

I'm surprised that the guy is okay.

Go America indeed.

o_ginger lord · 02-15-2006, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Circuitous

I'm surprised that the guy is okay.

Go America indeed.

If you call being peppered with birdshot and having a heart attack okay, then yes, he's ok.

Circuitous · 02-15-2006, 12:05 AM

Well, he's not dead or in a coma, as far as I know. So that's pretty okay.

o_ekim · 02-15-2006, 12:10 AM

I hear he was a big shot lawyer or something.

Circuitous · 02-15-2006, 12:26 AM

I heard he works for the Grays and has ties to the Illuminati.

P.S., if I disappear suddenly, don't worry. Not that you would... just, don't bring attention to it, 'kay? Thanks.

o_salty milkshake · 02-15-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

I heard he works for the Grays and has ties to the Illuminati.

P.S., if I disappear suddenly, don't worry. Not that you would... just, don't bring attention to it, 'kay? Thanks.

lol

o_salty milkshake · 02-15-2006, 12:55 AM

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Jon Stewart: "I'm joined now by our own vice-presidential firearms mishap analyst, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?

Rob Corddry: "Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.

"And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face."

Jon Stewart: "But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?"

Rob Corddry: "Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."

Jon Stewart: "That's horrible."

Rob Corddry: "Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them. I'm sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little 'covey' of theirs.

Jon Stewart: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."

Rob Corddry: "Well, whatever it is they do … coo .. they're cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.

Jon Stewart: "Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?"

Rob Corddry: "Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man's face. Let's move forward across party lines as a people … to get him some sort of mask."

Circuitous · 02-15-2006, 01:05 AM

Wait, sorry, no. The whole thing was a power struggle resulting from Cheney not wanting to have another heart attack, as a cover for cyborgification by the Reptiles to make him the 2008 candidate. My bad.

Oh, and if you didn't see The Daily Show about it: http://www.smithappens.com/video_tdscheney1.php

o_etzell · 02-15-2006, 04:11 AM

OMG! A HUNTING ACCIDENT?! THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

o_yomamashouse · 02-15-2006, 04:15 AM

BUT FAMOUS PEOPLE NEVER GET INTO HUNTING ACCIDENTS HE MUST HAVE DONE IT ON PURPOSE LETS CLOG THE MEDIA WITH IT!

o_nezumi · 02-15-2006, 11:32 AM

"Ted Nugent"

Just throwing that out there.

Lost · 02-15-2006, 02:53 PM

Ted Nugent shot that old dude too?

o_jinx · 02-15-2006, 09:45 PM

I <3 me teh daily show

o_vampiricus · 02-15-2006, 10:32 PM

when i see people with stickers like "Proud to be American" it makes me chuckle. Im embarrased at times tbo. Funny thing is that same vehicle usually has "Support the troops" sticker as well. As I gaze upon the Hummers and the SUV's with these stickers in passing, I give them a polite FUCK YOU complimented with a middle finger.

Yea, you support our troops asshole.
What does this have to do with the VP you ask? he is a Dick
my $.02

o_voipme · 02-16-2006, 03:46 PM

Its insane how much press this is getting. They talked about it on CNN for 3 days straight. I mean, seriously. How much is there to tell? So he shot a guy. SHUT UP AND GET TO THE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT GOING ON IN THE WORLD.

o_salty milkshake · 02-16-2006, 03:53 PM

BOOM HEADSHOT!

o_dr zauis · 02-16-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Go America.

Because Canada has so much to offer

02-14-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
o_salty milkshake Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Coventry, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Shot a 78 year old man in the face Someone needs to give an award to the Daily Show for how many times they managed to say that vice president Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face. Genius. That is all.

02-14-2006, 11:33 PM	#4
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I'm surprised that the guy is okay. Go America indeed. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-15-2006, 12:05 AM	#6
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Well, he's not dead or in a coma, as far as I know. So that's pretty okay. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-15-2006, 12:26 AM	#8
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I heard he works for the Grays and has ties to the Illuminati. P.S., if I disappear suddenly, don't worry. Not that you would... just, don't bring attention to it, 'kay? Thanks. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-15-2006, 01:05 AM	#11
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Wait, sorry, no. The whole thing was a power struggle resulting from Cheney not wanting to have another heart attack, as a cover for cyborgification by the Reptiles to make him the 2008 candidate. My bad. Oh, and if you didn't see The Daily Show about it: http://www.smithappens.com/video_tdscheney1.php __________________ Look at all those dead links.

02-14-2006, 10:57 PM	#2
o_loader Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Seems he is living up to the old stereotype of the US. Friendly fire.

02-14-2006, 11:00 PM	#3
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Go America.

02-15-2006, 12:10 AM	#7
o_ekim Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I hear he was a big shot lawyer or something.

02-15-2006, 04:11 AM	#12
o_etzell Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	OMG! A HUNTING ACCIDENT?! THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

02-15-2006, 04:15 AM	#13
o_yomamashouse Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Your Mamas House Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	BUT FAMOUS PEOPLE NEVER GET INTO HUNTING ACCIDENTS HE MUST HAVE DONE IT ON PURPOSE LETS CLOG THE MEDIA WITH IT!

02-15-2006, 11:32 AM	#14
o_nezumi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Peoples Republic of Harmfull Free Radicals Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"Ted Nugent" Just throwing that out there.

02-15-2006, 02:53 PM	#15
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Ted Nugent shot that old dude too? __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

02-15-2006, 09:45 PM	#16
o_jinx Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I <3 me teh daily show

02-15-2006, 10:32 PM	#17
o_vampiricus Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	when i see people with stickers like "Proud to be American" it makes me chuckle. Im embarrased at times tbo. Funny thing is that same vehicle usually has "Support the troops" sticker as well. As I gaze upon the Hummers and the SUV's with these stickers in passing, I give them a polite FUCK YOU complimented with a middle finger. Yea, you support our troops asshole. What does this have to do with the VP you ask? he is a Dick my $.02

02-16-2006, 03:46 PM	#18
o_voipme Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Work Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Its insane how much press this is getting. They talked about it on CNN for 3 days straight. I mean, seriously. How much is there to tell? So he shot a guy. SHUT UP AND GET TO THE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT GOING ON IN THE WORLD.

02-16-2006, 03:53 PM	#19
o_salty milkshake Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Coventry, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	BOOM HEADSHOT!

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