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Old 03-12-2007, 08:30 PM   #1001
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Old 03-12-2007, 11:34 PM   #1002
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol)

I've had EverClear. THE highest alcohol content I've ever had.
I mixed it with mountain dew. You can run your car with it if
you ever run out of gas.

oh...this is good..

The name "Pink Lightning" or "Gozer" or "Pink Panty Dropper" is used to describe a drink that is one part Everclear and three parts pink lemonade.
The name "Three Mile Dick" refers to two shots Everclear mixed with a can of Brisk.
The name "Macho Jamaican" refers to Everclear or 151 rum mixed with Jolt Cola.
The name "Everbeer" refers to Everclear mixed in a bottle of Coors Light.
The name "Stealth Bomber" refers to Everclear mixed with a can of Natural Light.
A mixture of Everclear and Kahlua is known as the "Drunk Ninja."
A mixture of a fifth of Everclear, a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade, and an 8 oz. can of Redbull in a Camelbak is refered to as "Tucker Death Mix," as created by author Tucker Max.

And do you happen to be selling this? Where did you get it also? The most alcohol I have heard of is not a percentage but a limit of 2 a person. Also, i think you must sign a release form incase it kill's you. The place is senior frogs. me and my dad went in when we were down in the bahamas.
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:17 AM   #1003
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yuumm mountain dew fuel....... try drinking it dude lol see how it tastes
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:20 AM   #1004
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And do you happen to be selling this? Where did you get it also? The most alcohol I have heard of is not a percentage but a limit of 2 a person. Also, i think you must sign a release form incase it kill's you. The place is senior frogs. me and my dad went in when we were down in the bahamas.

most bars that sell any high % spirit will put a limit of 2 per person.

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Old 03-13-2007, 02:36 PM   #1005
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A scuba diver is feeding Giant Mora Eels near Phuket Thailand when one of the Eels mistakes his thumb for a sausage and bites it clear off. Later he had an operation to graft one of his big toes onto his hand. It looks weird but apparently works pretty well.
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Old 03-13-2007, 07:51 PM   #1006
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that eel sure was in the mood for thumbs
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Old 03-14-2007, 04:57 AM   #1007
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lol Anyone watching The Axis of Evil comedy Tour?

That shit is too funny

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Old 03-14-2007, 05:16 AM   #1008
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:03 AM   #1009
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What the hell, man, we INVENTED driving on the right side. You're the ones got it all backwards. JEEZ.
I was thinking about that today. In the times when they had horse and buggy they "driver" sat on the left...not the right :P
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:43 PM   #1010
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I was thinking about that today. In the times when they had horse and buggy they "driver" sat on the left...not the right :P
ROFL....if i were to live in a country where peeps drive on the left side of the road...I'd drive a Mack truck just incase i forgot that i was supposed to be on the left side....especially coming from a bar/pub.


Who drives on the left side??

England does...I know cuz I've watched the James Bond movies.

France?

Italy?

Germany?

Sweden?

ETC?




this guy is 1337 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfBxHh4jI8Q







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Old 03-14-2007, 10:14 PM   #1011
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Yeah, I just saw STOMP. Pretty ace.
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:49 PM   #1013
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:30 AM   #1014
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wow you have an equally appauling sense of humour?
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:22 AM   #1015
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ROFL....if i were to live in a country where peeps drive on the left side of the road...I'd drive a Mack truck just incase i forgot that i was supposed to be on the left side....especially coming from a bar/pub.


Who drives on the left side??

England does...I know cuz I've watched the James Bond movies.

France?

Italy?

Germany?

Sweden?

ETC?
only a few retarded nations..
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:31 AM   #1016
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Were not retarded, were non conformist.

Didnt i hear they dont have roundabouts in america? How weird is that?
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:50 AM   #1017
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:43 PM   #1018
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Driving on the left side is for squares. It is not right.
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:24 PM   #1019
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Anybody dare to watch this? I have a huge phobia of the paranormal, my eyes were watering just reading the text (I'm such a baby) I turned it off as soon as the video started.

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