Why do frag grenades explode?

Jester · 09-01-2008, 04:57 PM

pF · 09-01-2008, 05:13 PM

Haha.. your monitor is too big.

Private_Joker · 09-01-2008, 05:14 PM

Because of your mom. Your mom makes everyone explode.

-Joker

fishBurger · 09-01-2008, 05:55 PM

Spoon is still there, which is the real issue. Pin just holds the spoon in place, when it flies, then the fun starts.

Private_Joker · 09-01-2008, 06:40 PM

REALISM WE NEED MOAR!!!ALLL FPS GAMES NEEDS REALISM!!!

-Joker

**mervaka** · 09-01-2008, 06:58 PM

cue flamingllama..

**Crazycarl** · 09-01-2008, 07:37 PM

Why? Did you ever try asking the grenade why it explodes? Listen real closely so you can hear its answer.

Jester · 09-01-2008, 07:50 PM

Reminds me of when people draw an entire cartridge being shot out of a gun.

Desyphur · 09-01-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester

Looking too close. You're doing it right.

OneManArmy · 09-01-2008, 08:34 PM

FF's grenades are special

Thor-Stryker · 09-01-2008, 08:55 PM

Because you don't throw them either, they just appear out of your body.

Ihmhi · 09-01-2008, 09:24 PM

It's actually a little known secret, but they're special Polish grenades. You don't have to pull the pin.

(Disclaimer: I am half Polish and can therefore get away with this joke.)

Iggy · 09-01-2008, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

It's actually a little known secret, but they're special Polish grenades. You don't have to pull the pin.

(Disclaimer: I am half Polish and can therefore get away with this joke.)

It's sad that you felt a need for such a disclaimer. I usually use the "I'm 100% asshole and therefor can get away with that joke"....without needing to state it very much.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 09-01-2008, 09:44 PM

Your mom

Disclaimer: I'm plain stupid so I get away with this joke, and I like raspberries.

**mervaka** · 09-02-2008, 01:44 AM

polish people lose wars fast?

Arvingorn · 09-07-2008, 05:59 PM

Yup, we need realism in a franchise where Fat guys lacking ANY muscle whatsoever can lift a giant chain gun and still walk at a decent pace, Where Medics spend their time running after a flag instead of actually healing people, and where blue-collar construction workers can build fucked-up killing machines with a seemingly normal wrench.

fishBurger · 09-07-2008, 06:33 PM

Hey, the heavy is pretty buff under his beer gut, nobody cares about medics, and that "wrench" is actually a spanner, which is a british wrench. Nothing seemingly normal about that.

Firefox11 · 09-07-2008, 07:15 PM

A Spanner is a british wrench?

Then how's that the Engineer holds it with the right hand?

/comedic value

Circuitous · 09-08-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arvingorn

Yup, we need realism in a franchise where Fat guys lacking ANY muscle whatsoever can lift a giant chain gun and still walk at a decent pace, Where Medics spend their time running after a flag instead of actually healing people, and where blue-collar construction workers can build fucked-up killing machines with a seemingly normal wrench.

It was a joke, you know.

That guy's our new modeler.

GeoKill-----> · 09-08-2008, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

It was a joke, you know.

That guy's our new modeler.

modeler/lua/mapper/skinner/ I miss anything?

09-01-2008, 04:57 PM	#1
Jester Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: O: Scout Affiliations: {NFO} - New Family Order Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Why do frag grenades explode?

09-01-2008, 05:13 PM	#2
pF no war but class war Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: big bad berlin Class/Position: Soldier / Scout Gametype: ctf Affiliations: [w~k!] Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Haha.. your monitor is too big. __________________ Support FF: Gay And Lesbian Fiction \| Teen Books \| Bath Products

09-01-2008, 05:55 PM	#4
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Spoon is still there, which is the real issue. Pin just holds the spoon in place, when it flies, then the fun starts. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

09-01-2008, 09:24 PM	#12
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	It's actually a little known secret, but they're special Polish grenades. You don't have to pull the pin. (Disclaimer: I am half Polish and can therefore get away with this joke.) __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

09-07-2008, 06:33 PM	#17
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Hey, the heavy is pretty buff under his beer gut, nobody cares about medics, and that "wrench" is actually a spanner, which is a british wrench. Nothing seemingly normal about that. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

09-01-2008, 05:14 PM	#3
Private_Joker a fucking comedian Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: Scout and Medic Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Because of your mom. Your mom makes everyone explode. -Joker

09-01-2008, 06:40 PM	#5
Private_Joker a fucking comedian Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: Scout and Medic Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	REALISM WE NEED MOAR!!!ALLL FPS GAMES NEEDS REALISM!!! -Joker

09-01-2008, 06:58 PM	#6
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	cue flamingllama..

09-01-2008, 07:37 PM	#7
Crazycarl D&A Member Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 31 Times	Why? Did you ever try asking the grenade why it explodes? Listen real closely so you can hear its answer.

09-01-2008, 07:50 PM	#8
Jester Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: O: Scout Affiliations: {NFO} - New Family Order Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Reminds me of when people draw an entire cartridge being shot out of a gun.

09-01-2008, 08:34 PM	#10
OneManArmy Ka-boom! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ukraine Class/Position: Demo, Solly, Pyro Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	FF's grenades are special

09-01-2008, 08:55 PM	#11
Thor-Stryker Spybox Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, GA Class/Position: Sniper, Defensive Gametype: Capture Point Affiliations: Unguilded Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Because you don't throw them either, they just appear out of your body.

09-01-2008, 09:44 PM	#14
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Your mom Disclaimer: I'm plain stupid so I get away with this joke, and I like raspberries.

09-02-2008, 01:44 AM	#15
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	polish people lose wars fast?

09-07-2008, 05:59 PM	#16
Arvingorn Angry, angry Spy Join Date: Mar 2008 Class/Position: Turtle Engie Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yup, we need realism in a franchise where Fat guys lacking ANY muscle whatsoever can lift a giant chain gun and still walk at a decent pace, Where Medics spend their time running after a flag instead of actually healing people, and where blue-collar construction workers can build fucked-up killing machines with a seemingly normal wrench.

09-07-2008, 07:15 PM	#18
Firefox11 Join Date: Dec 2007 Class/Position: O&D: Pyro, Sniper Gametype: AvD Affiliations: FF.AvD [FF AvD/ID guild] Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A Spanner is a british wrench? Then how's that the Engineer holds it with the right hand? /comedic value

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