01-20-2009, 12:47 AM | #1 |
Colorless FTW
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Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line
As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.
Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?" |
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01-20-2009, 01:10 AM | #2 |
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wat
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01-20-2009, 01:10 AM | #3 |
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how do i softly say fail?
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01-20-2009, 01:30 AM | #4 |
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unfunny
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01-20-2009, 02:19 AM | #5 |
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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01-20-2009, 02:20 AM | #6 |
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now THAT one was funny
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01-20-2009, 03:06 AM | #7 |
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Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router.
Yes, it's from bash.
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01-21-2009, 02:44 PM | #8 |
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I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"
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01-21-2009, 03:03 PM | #9 |
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"Nice Assets"
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01-23-2009, 03:44 AM | #10 |
Hitman 2 1 Actual
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01-23-2009, 05:38 AM | #11 |
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I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code
(OMG She's so HOT >.<) |
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01-23-2009, 06:34 AM | #12 |
Hitman 2 1 Actual
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01-23-2009, 07:39 AM | #13 |
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01-23-2009, 07:40 AM | #14 |
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hope she doesnt have any bugs!
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01-23-2009, 08:50 AM | #15 |
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"Do you have virus protection?"
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01-23-2009, 02:34 PM | #16 |
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Just remember, brute force is a way to get yourself in a lot of trouble.
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01-23-2009, 05:48 PM | #17 |
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"I just got a virus scan, and I'm clean. Also, no trojans. "
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01-23-2009, 08:27 PM | #18 |
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Guess he'll have to use Durex then.
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01-23-2009, 09:24 PM | #19 |
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01-23-2009, 09:25 PM | #20 |
Hitman 2 1 Actual
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