Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line

Mooga · 01-20-2009, 12:47 AM

As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.

Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"

KubeDawg · 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM

wat

Segundo · 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM

how do i softly say fail?

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-20-2009, 01:30 AM

unfunny

Xane · 01-20-2009, 02:19 AM

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-20-2009, 02:20 AM

now THAT one was funny

zSilver_Fox · 01-20-2009, 03:06 AM

Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router.

Yes, it's from bash.

01-20-2009, 12:47 AM	#1
Mooga Colorless FTW D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A Small Box Affiliations: SRCDS.com Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there. Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"

01-20-2009, 01:10 AM	#2
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	wat __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

01-20-2009, 01:30 AM	#4
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	unfunny __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

01-20-2009, 02:20 AM	#6
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	now THAT one was funny __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

01-20-2009, 03:06 AM	#7
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router. Yes, it's from bash. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

01-20-2009, 01:10 AM	#3
Segundo Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Williamsburg, VA Class/Position: Both Gametype: Anticitizen Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	how do i softly say fail?

01-20-2009, 02:19 AM	#5
Xane Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: PA Class/Position: Spy, Sniper, Engie, Medic Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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