Cruz vs. Hayek

Nuk3m · 03-26-2008, 01:01 AM

which one is hotter?

Penelope Cruz
http://images.google.com/images?um=1...=Search+Images

or

Salma Hayek
http://images.google.com/images?um=1...=Search+Images

reaper18 · 03-26-2008, 01:03 AM

Holy shit that ones hard (NOT a sexicle inuendo you bastards!)
gotta go with cruz

FrenchToast · 03-26-2008, 01:05 AM

Don't really like either, I'll settle for Hayek though.

Anshinritsumai · 03-26-2008, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Don't really like either, I'll settle for Hayek though.

Credge · 03-26-2008, 01:48 AM

I don't like either. At all. There is no settling for me.

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-26-2008, 01:49 AM

id have my way with both if given the chance, but i gotta go with hayek on account of the fun bags

uBeR · 03-26-2008, 02:23 AM

Anyone with some dignity in them would choose Cruz. What an easy choice.

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-26-2008, 05:14 AM

ive never claimed to have dignity, only to like bigtitties

i can rhyme everytime.

GeoKill-----> · 03-26-2008, 06:47 AM

Cruz

KubeDawg · 03-26-2008, 08:38 AM

Penelope Cruz looks like a chihuahua and she over acts her accent, which makes me want to punch her in her cunt.

I'll go with Salma, even tho both are sucky choices.

MightyLotu · 03-26-2008, 10:13 AM

hayek, atleast by comparing their best pics with eachother

Ihmhi · 03-26-2008, 12:12 PM

Hayak doesn't date every leading man she's in a movie with.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 03-26-2008, 01:12 PM

Cruz on top of Hayek?

Hell yeah.

zSilver_Fox · 03-26-2008, 01:44 PM

They're both ugly.

Vicious · 03-26-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Penelope Cruz looks like a chihuahua and she over acts her accent, which makes me want to punch her in her cunt.

I'll go with Salma, even tho both are sucky choices.

BinaryLife · 03-26-2008, 03:05 PM

Penelope Cruz is more attractive of a person. But then, I also liked Katie Holmes before Tom got to her.

Penelope's name is funnier when mis pronounced than Salma's.

I'll vote for Penelope but lets face it if either of these women showed interest in me I'd bouncing around the room for hours.

Nuk3m · 03-26-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinaryLife

Penelope Cruz is more attractive of a person. But then, I also liked Katie Holmes before Tom got to her.

Penelope's name is funnier when mis pronounced than Salma's.

I'll vote for Penelope but lets face it if either of these women showed interest in me I'd bouncing around the room for hours.

lol we all would.

uBeR · 03-26-2008, 04:09 PM

Honestly, Hayek is not pretty. Hardly even attractive. Who cares about big boobs on ugly people?

TheWetMule · 03-26-2008, 05:52 PM

The guy who puts the bag over her head

Paft · 03-26-2008, 06:06 PM

Depending on my mood I'll find a certain type of woman most attractive then another time or day a different type.

Cruz atm.

View Poll Results: Who is hotter?
Pnelope Cruz	10	34.48%
Salma Hayek	19	65.52%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

03-26-2008, 01:01 AM	#1
Nuk3m Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA! Class/Position: Scout / Offense Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: :e0: Founder Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Cruz vs. Hayek which one is hotter? Penelope Cruz http://images.google.com/images?um=1...=Search+Images or Salma Hayek http://images.google.com/images?um=1...=Search+Images

03-26-2008, 01:05 AM	#3
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Don't really like either, I'll settle for Hayek though. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-26-2008, 01:48 AM	#5
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	I don't like either. At all. There is no settling for me. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

03-26-2008, 01:49 AM	#6
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	id have my way with both if given the chance, but i gotta go with hayek on account of the fun bags __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

03-26-2008, 01:03 AM	#2
reaper18 sKeeD D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Class/Position: Scout, Demo, Solly Gametype: Any Posts Rated Helpful 21 Times	Holy shit that ones hard (NOT a sexicle inuendo you bastards!) gotta go with cruz

03-26-2008, 02:23 AM	#7
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Anyone with some dignity in them would choose Cruz. What an easy choice. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-26-2008, 05:14 AM	#8
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ive never claimed to have dignity, only to like bigtitties i can rhyme everytime. __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

03-26-2008, 06:47 AM	#9
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03-26-2008, 08:38 AM	#10
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Penelope Cruz looks like a chihuahua and she over acts her accent, which makes me want to punch her in her cunt. I'll go with Salma, even tho both are sucky choices. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

03-26-2008, 10:13 AM	#11
MightyLotu Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Belgium Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	hayek, atleast by comparing their best pics with eachother

03-26-2008, 12:12 PM	#12
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03-26-2008, 01:44 PM	#14
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	They're both ugly. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

03-26-2008, 03:05 PM	#16
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Penelope Cruz is more attractive of a person. But then, I also liked Katie Holmes before Tom got to her. Penelope's name is funnier when mis pronounced than Salma's. I'll vote for Penelope but lets face it if either of these women showed interest in me I'd bouncing around the room for hours.

03-26-2008, 04:09 PM	#18
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Honestly, Hayek is not pretty. Hardly even attractive. Who cares about big boobs on ugly people? __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-26-2008, 05:52 PM	#19
TheWetMule Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England, Midlands Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The guy who puts the bag over her head

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Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	Depending on my mood I'll find a certain type of woman most attractive then another time or day a different type. Cruz atm. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012 Last edited by Paft; 03-26-2008 at 06:15 PM.

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