TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas - Page 64

Ihmhi · 11-16-2007, 05:58 PM

Have you guys figured out who the hell Harken Dellspawn is?

Hype · 11-16-2007, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

Have you guys figured out who the hell Harken Dellspawn is?

Yes, But this is classefied information meaning only the people who have been blessed by the yellow light can be informed, wich you are not.

Ihmhi · 11-17-2007, 12:08 AM

Meh, that's fine. I once saw a video about this Japanese girl who was "blessed by the yellow light". No amount of showering will ever get you clean again. D:

Harken Dellspawn · 11-17-2007, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

Have you guys figured out who the hell Harken Dellspawn is?

Harken! for Dellspawn shall always walk among you. The infidel ramblings of sequacious minds shall never hold court among those of true belief. Yet perhaps the inquisitiveness you exhibit has shown that perhaps you have begun your journey towards the true great light.

Follow it, my son, for it can only lead you to greatness and promises of true knowledge of all that is right. Listen to the calls deep within your heart, follow the sounds that reverberate deep within your mind and perhaps you too shall know the mind and spirit that encompasses the true Harken Dellspawn. Dream of the glorious light for a fortnight and deliverance shall open its pathway to you and ignore it not for if it posesses you and you do not posess it, you shall surely die!

The path of righteousness lies before you, choose carefully for you carry your fate with you.

zSilver_Fox · 11-17-2007, 03:42 AM

I always knew that there was something in that Yellow Llama Punch.

I shall make a new sect of Yellow, for your incompetence has shown that you are no true leader, Darken.

Innoc · 11-17-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by zSilver_Fox

I always knew that there was something in that Yellow Llama Punch.

I shall make a new sect of Yellow, for your incompetence has shown that you are no true leader, Darken.

Hey, I'll vote for you SF when it's time for the General Election.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 11-17-2007, 09:56 PM

on your so called llama of light that you think you have been graced with. Ride on to me and bringth they sword of light with you to cut the very throat I speak from so deerly. Ride on to defeat a leader who does not exist for I am a mere Brother standing tall with those who have come before and after me. Will you destroy us all who still follow in the footsteps of Zydell waiting for him to regain the throne? Will it be you who bends the rays of light to turn us amongst each other and to destroy what we all so hold very dear. Is it you Silver.........is it really you the next leader of all that comeths before the Yellow gods and takes the throne.

I AND ALL OF MY FELLOW YELLOW BROTHERS WILL BE NO SLAVE TO YOU!!! Respect is earned and power is not taken and expected to be kept. You shall ride against us all for I will stand with those I stand true to. You have you opinions and your right to speak but you have no right to destroy everything that Zydell has created. You are no king but a mere false prophet who feels that they are destined to lead. Leaders are chosen by the wills of men and slavery will get you nowhere.

Ride on Silver..........come before us all.............for the only way I will leave the Brotherhood..........is by death and death alone.

dh

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 11-17-2007, 10:22 PM

I declare this

So just knock it off...

zSilver_Fox · 11-17-2007, 11:51 PM

*Rides up and slices darkens throat, watching the tainted PURPLE blood flow out* He was a traitor from the start!

Now off to reform the Brotherhood.

zSilver_Fox · 11-17-2007, 11:56 PM

I have taken the former leader of the Yellow Brotherhood out of his power, and out of this world! He was a traitor from the start, his blood not yellow but purple, the color of those who once wished to defeat all colors in the name of political correctness.

To all brothers and sisters of the four colors: We are all a little yellow on the inside, despite proper RGB colorization. I wish to invite you to identify yourselves with the Reformed Brotherhood, through which peace shall be had and all shall be equal, except purples.

Lay down your weapons, your hatred, your anger. Come and congregate with us, for we all are a part of the Blueredyellowgreen Cycle of Fortress.

Allow us to make a true "Team Fortress." Join us.

Note: Former members of the yellow council shall not be allowed, due to their past sins going beyond the point of penitence. They will however, be allowed to die honorably through yelpuku, as defined by the ancient texts found beneath the battlefield of 2fort.

Also, we have pie.

Anshinritsumai · 11-18-2007, 12:02 AM

Yellow Turban Rebellion? Wha?

Innoc · 11-18-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

I declare this
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So just knock it off...

This thread is 33 pages....you're WAY late coming to THIS party...

Hey SF, when you cut DH's throat from which he speaks so "deerly" I got dibs on the venison steaks!

zSilver_Fox · 11-18-2007, 01:40 AM

I have a penis to feed... you may have half.

Innoc · 11-18-2007, 01:50 AM

Will there be a war crimes tribunal?

zSilver_Fox · 11-18-2007, 01:53 AM

It was held in secret to avoid them getting any more attention then needed. Their false democracy is no more. They are now forced to forever give footrubs to farmers.

GeoKill-----> · 11-18-2007, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

Have you guys figured out who the hell Harken Dellspawn is?

I just found out who his IP matches with

SizeableSSonic · 11-18-2007, 11:16 AM

Oh god...

Where is my Picard in his hand ANSCI when I need it?

Scuzzy · 11-18-2007, 12:11 PM

Why did you have to go to war to solve this problem? How many United Color Resolutions were passed that the Yellow Leadership ignored? 0. Did you try to understand the motivation behind the old Yellow Leadership before you started this bloodthirsty invasion? I believe the intelligence behind this invasion and calling them "Traitors" was suspect from the beginning. I have said and still contend that invading the Yellow Leadership was a mistake from the start and will eventually end costing billions of typed letters and numbers that could have been spent debating other more worthwhile subjects. There are not and NEVER have been Weapons of Mass Type-facing in the Yellow clan and you damn well knew that before trying to sell that as justification to this slaughter. AlColora, lead by Osama Bin Ihmhi, was also NEVER in the Yellow Brotherhood BEFORE this war and now look at the mess you've created. You make me violently ill. The Black Guild denounces this invasion and will not have any part of your Coalition of the Coloring.

Scuzzy
Secretary of State, Black Guild

nodnarb · 11-18-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoKill----->

I just found out who his IP matches with

ooohhh...me too! Suckas!

Suite307 · 11-18-2007, 04:54 PM

wtb secret infoz pl0x.

11-16-2007, 05:58 PM	#1261
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Have you guys figured out who the hell Harken Dellspawn is? __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

11-17-2007, 12:08 AM	#1263
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Meh, that's fine. I once saw a video about this Japanese girl who was "blessed by the yellow light". No amount of showering will ever get you clean again. D: __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

11-17-2007, 03:42 AM	#1265
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I always knew that there was something in that Yellow Llama Punch. I shall make a new sect of Yellow, for your incompetence has shown that you are no true leader, Darken. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

11-17-2007, 09:56 PM	#1267
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Then ride to me Silver.......... on your so called llama of light that you think you have been graced with. Ride on to me and bringth they sword of light with you to cut the very throat I speak from so deerly. Ride on to defeat a leader who does not exist for I am a mere Brother standing tall with those who have come before and after me. Will you destroy us all who still follow in the footsteps of Zydell waiting for him to regain the throne? Will it be you who bends the rays of light to turn us amongst each other and to destroy what we all so hold very dear. Is it you Silver.........is it really you the next leader of all that comeths before the Yellow gods and takes the throne. I AND ALL OF MY FELLOW YELLOW BROTHERS WILL BE NO SLAVE TO YOU!!! Respect is earned and power is not taken and expected to be kept. You shall ride against us all for I will stand with those I stand true to. You have you opinions and your right to speak but you have no right to destroy everything that Zydell has created. You are no king but a mere false prophet who feels that they are destined to lead. Leaders are chosen by the wills of men and slavery will get you nowhere. Ride on Silver..........come before us all.............for the only way I will leave the Brotherhood..........is by death and death alone. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

11-17-2007, 11:51 PM	#1269
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Rides up and slices darkens throat, watching the tainted PURPLE blood flow out He was a traitor from the start! Now off to reform the Brotherhood. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

11-17-2007, 10:22 PM	#1268
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I declare this So just knock it off...

11-17-2007, 11:56 PM	#1270
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The Yellow Reformation I have taken the former leader of the Yellow Brotherhood out of his power, and out of this world! He was a traitor from the start, his blood not yellow but purple, the color of those who once wished to defeat all colors in the name of political correctness. To all brothers and sisters of the four colors: We are all a little yellow on the inside, despite proper RGB colorization. I wish to invite you to identify yourselves with the Reformed Brotherhood, through which peace shall be had and all shall be equal, except purples. Lay down your weapons, your hatred, your anger. Come and congregate with us, for we all are a part of the Blueredyellowgreen Cycle of Fortress. Allow us to make a true "Team Fortress." Join us. Note: Former members of the yellow council shall not be allowed, due to their past sins going beyond the point of penitence. They will however, be allowed to die honorably through yelpuku, as defined by the ancient texts found beneath the battlefield of 2fort. Also, we have pie. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

11-18-2007, 12:02 AM	#1271
Anshinritsumai °_o Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Class/Position: Medic & Engy Gametype: AvD Affiliations: DM, OC, -[CfH]- Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yellow Turban Rebellion? Wha?

11-18-2007, 01:40 AM	#1273
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I have a penis to feed... you may have half. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

11-18-2007, 01:50 AM	#1274
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Will there be a war crimes tribunal? __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

11-18-2007, 01:53 AM	#1275
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	It was held in secret to avoid them getting any more attention then needed. Their false democracy is no more. They are now forced to forever give footrubs to farmers. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

11-18-2007, 11:16 AM	#1277
SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Oh god... Where is my Picard in his hand ANSCI when I need it? __________________ I like chocolate milk.

11-18-2007, 12:11 PM	#1278
Scuzzy The Old Timers Clan D&A Member Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Server: 206.217.134.170:27016 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Why did you have to go to war to solve this problem? How many United Color Resolutions were passed that the Yellow Leadership ignored? 0. Did you try to understand the motivation behind the old Yellow Leadership before you started this bloodthirsty invasion? I believe the intelligence behind this invasion and calling them "Traitors" was suspect from the beginning. I have said and still contend that invading the Yellow Leadership was a mistake from the start and will eventually end costing billions of typed letters and numbers that could have been spent debating other more worthwhile subjects. There are not and NEVER have been Weapons of Mass Type-facing in the Yellow clan and you damn well knew that before trying to sell that as justification to this slaughter. AlColora, lead by Osama Bin Ihmhi, was also NEVER in the Yellow Brotherhood BEFORE this war and now look at the mess you've created. You make me violently ill. The Black Guild denounces this invasion and will not have any part of your Coalition of the Coloring. Scuzzy Secretary of State, Black Guild __________________ "Player Quality, not Quantity, is what we strive for." - The LLama Wrangler "A clan is defined by the nature of it's enemies. - The Llama Wrangler

11-18-2007, 04:54 PM	#1280
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	wtb secret infoz pl0x.

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