Elton John is to divorce David Furnish...

**mervaka** · 01-23-2006, 11:56 PM

..... for having sex behind his back!

Lost · 01-24-2006, 01:06 AM

Haha, nice.

o_zippy · 01-24-2006, 06:52 PM

is that true?

o_zippy · 01-24-2006, 06:52 PM

shitt lol i just got that! lol

o_v0id · 01-24-2006, 07:03 PM

lol..

o_sobe green · 01-24-2006, 07:10 PM

zippy you just made this topic worth reading.

o_darknight · 01-25-2006, 03:57 PM

Haha.

o_loader · 01-25-2006, 04:28 PM

lol..

**mervaka** · 01-25-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippy

is that true?

i bet you went on BBC news looking for it

o_zippy · 01-28-2006, 08:02 PM

rofl

o_rp · 01-28-2006, 08:15 PM

gay.

o_frenchtoast · 01-28-2006, 10:18 PM

Well, that thread went well.

rofl
lol
gay
fag
newb

Brilliant boys, brilliant.

o_ambex · 01-28-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mervaka

..... for having sex behind his back!

In one song he sings with eminem : "I like that from behind"

well elton john is known and popular for his songs..

o_zippy · 01-28-2006, 11:42 PM

A Blonde girl decides she wants to earn a little extra cash, so she hires herself out as a handy(wo)man.

On her first day, she knocks on someone's door. The man who opens it is very rich!

"Hello there, would you like me to paint your porch for £100?" the blonde says.

The man goes back inside and asks his wife. "Yeah for £100! It's a bargain!" his wife replies.

The man goes back outside and tells the blonde she can find everything she needs in the shed.

Four hours later, the blonde goes back to the man and gets her payment.

"There's one thing I forgot to tell you..." the blond says. "It's not a porch, it's a ferarri".

**mervaka** · 01-29-2006, 12:29 AM

lol

01-23-2006, 11:56 PM	#1
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	Elton John is to divorce David Furnish... ..... for having sex behind his back!

01-24-2006, 01:06 AM	#2
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Haha, nice. __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

01-24-2006, 06:52 PM	#3
o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	is that true?

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o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	zippy you just made this topic worth reading.

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o_darknight Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Yorkshire Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Haha.

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o_loader Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol..

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o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	rofl

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o_rp Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	gay.

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o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Well, that thread went well. rofl lol gay fag newb Brilliant boys, brilliant.

01-28-2006, 11:42 PM	#14
o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A Blonde girl decides she wants to earn a little extra cash, so she hires herself out as a handy(wo)man. On her first day, she knocks on someone's door. The man who opens it is very rich! "Hello there, would you like me to paint your porch for £100?" the blonde says. The man goes back inside and asks his wife. "Yeah for £100! It's a bargain!" his wife replies. The man goes back outside and tells the blonde she can find everything she needs in the shed. Four hours later, the blonde goes back to the man and gets her payment. "There's one thing I forgot to tell you..." the blond says. "It's not a porch, it's a ferarri".

01-29-2006, 12:29 AM	#15
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	lol

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