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Old 09-17-2008, 12:31 PM   #1
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You know you're playing too much FF when...

*You think an umbrella is a useful weapon.
*You're surprised by seeing people actually throw grenades.
*You legally change your name to When(event name here)WillOut

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Old 09-17-2008, 12:33 PM   #2
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When you see athlete doing long jump and think " lol fail conc " .

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Old 09-17-2008, 12:37 PM   #3
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*You get a concussion and start shooting at things erratically
*You hop back and forth on the sidewalk on your way to work, thinking your getting there faster.
*You try to deactivate security before grabbing food out of your fridge.
*You try to load 4 rockets at once into an actual rpg
*You wonder where the respawn points in Life are.
*You try to jump up a ramp twice to get some serious air.
*When you break your leg, you think you can just walk it off.
*You see a laser dot on the wall and immediately take evasive action.
*You try to climb flag poles to take the flag and cap it.
*You dress up like robocop and commit mass murder with a minigun.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:51 PM   #4
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when you can't remember the last time you had sex
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:15 PM   #5
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sounds like beast is finally admitting it!

lololololol.

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Old 09-17-2008, 01:45 PM   #6
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When you see athlete doing long jump and think " lol fail conc " .
haha...ftw
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:16 PM   #7
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:18 PM   #8
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when your ass has blisters from wearing out your chair and you wont leave the computer long enough to go buy a new one.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:19 PM   #9
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When you begin to dream about it..

*I always heard that you can't have sex in Canada, kinda like sticking your tongue to a flag pole.*
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:40 PM   #10
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when your ass has blisters from wearing out your chair and you wont leave the computer long enough to go buy a new one.
You know you're playing to much FF when...

When you play so long you that you believe purchasing a piece of ass would replace yours and isn't really angling a prostitute.
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:02 PM   #11
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when you look up at a full-sized flag and ask yourself "how would I actually cap that?"
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:05 PM   #12
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-Joker

Heh - the remington .177 bb/pellet gun.

Nice job on the backpack

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When you see athlete doing long jump and think " lol fail conc " .
I literally lol'ed.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:31 PM   #13
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You find yourself strafing when you walk around the corner.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:43 PM   #14
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I hear grenade beeps, all the time.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:46 PM   #15
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You know you're playing too much FF when...

- You get a orgasm and think your'e watching p0rn.. But in meantime you are bizzy with spectating people playing FF

- You are walking in your own base in FF_shutdown2, And you are trying to deactivate security and writing in FF chat there's a deactivate bug in the map.

- Last map was FF_hunted and new map FF_2fort is on, and get killed and saying Damn where are my bodyguards newbs here.. do you guys understand the gameplay

- Youre are trying to build teleporter exit in the enemy base..

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Old 09-17-2008, 06:12 PM   #16
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You know you're too drunk to play ff when...

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- You are walking in your own base in FF_shutdown2, And you are trying to deactivate security and writing in FF chat there's a deactivate bug in the map.

- Youre are trying to build teleporter exit in the enemy base..
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Old 09-17-2008, 06:38 PM   #17
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You know you're playing too much FF when...

-You get hyped up for league matches like it's Monday Night Football
-You do the "game-time" chant before every match
-You'd rather be sitting at your computer practicing for next week's match instead of spending time with your friends
-Your Steam profile page says you've played more than 75 hours in a week (lol <3 Mono)
-Girl players are more attractive to you than girls in real life.
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:40 PM   #18
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You know you're playing too much FF when

-You are calling flag locations on AvD/ID maps when the objective icon is telling everyone the location already.... yes I do this a lot
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:05 PM   #19
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*You are the best player of the game
*You lead the greatest clan ever known in FF
*You practice a conc over and over until it is mastered
*You make maps for the game
*You rely on blue pipes to kill your targets instead of dets
*You talk about strategies with your clan all night
*You practice nonstop
*You have played 700+ pickups and started about 350+ of them
*You notice how others envy you in the game
*You go into a pub server as a female player to see how others treat new players...boy, is it fun
*You get owned by Siscos as sniper in the water on 2fort...
*You scream over the mic to insult your teammates when something went wrong
*You love the game and don't plan on quitting anytime soon
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:09 PM   #20
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