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Old 11-29-2005, 10:01 PM   #121
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No presents, but eh. It ain't even December yet.
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Old 11-30-2005, 05:25 PM   #122
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Old 11-30-2005, 05:44 PM   #123
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Just like when the guys built the
Dam at otter creek and all the
Water backed up
Deep enough to dive
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Old 11-30-2005, 08:54 PM   #124
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:11 PM   #125
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I'm moving to a bigger, better flat friday ! I'm so much excited about it I haven't been able to get a proper night of sleep for about a week.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:51 PM   #126
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I FUCKING HATE JOB APPLICATIONS AND INTERVIEWS ARGHHHHHHH GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:39 PM   #127
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I FUCKING HATE JOB APPLICATIONS AND INTERVIEWS ARGHHHHHHH GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:44 PM   #128
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I FUCKING HATE JOB APPLICATIONS AND INTERVIEWS ARGHHHHHHH GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!
Seconded.
Now now, be patient. Remember to attach a resume and a cover letter to that application. If you want, I can look them over for you. I am 15 for 17 on getting people jobs by editing/creating their resumes for them.

Of course, the issue of trust comes in to play when you don't know me and what I am about. But it's up to you.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:03 PM   #129
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:53 PM   #130
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I went to a sniper fest... It wasnt that fun, flaming is cool though. Because One day the person you bashed will come back and kill you. Thats just how it is
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:31 PM   #131
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i passed the pmp exam yesterday...

booo-yeah!
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:41 PM   #132
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...does that let you trick out hoes?

Oh PMP.

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Pimping Masters' Program?
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:57 PM   #133
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:01 PM   #134
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...well, most whores come from the projects, and a pimp does manage them...

Why the hell do I want you to be a pimp so badly?
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:21 PM   #135
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I FUCKING HATE JOB APPLICATIONS AND INTERVIEWS ARGHHHHHHH GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!
Seconded.
Now now, be patient. Remember to attach a resume and a cover letter to that application. If you want, I can look them over for you. I am 15 for 17 on getting people jobs by editing/creating their resumes for them.

Of course, the issue of trust comes in to play when you don't know me and what I am about. But it's up to you.
Are you a professional? But its ok really - im getting interviews... but its just long:

1. Application Form + CV (includes annoying competency questions like "What should Morgan Stanley do to remain competitive?")

2. Online numeracy test. 75th percentile or something.

3. 1st round interview - interview with HR woman and manager. Followed by 45 minute numeracy/verbal reasoning test.

4. 'Super Saturday' type assesment centres including but not limited to - individual case study, group presentation, technical interview with MD, more tests.

5. Job offer/ rejection!!

So basically uber long
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:28 PM   #136
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Mine was more a

"I'm sorry, it seems the position has been filled."
Yeah. I filled it. They wrote me down and everything.
"I'm afraid someone else has the position."
I hate you.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:05 PM   #137
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i dont know what to think anymore
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:07 PM   #138
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:16 PM   #139
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Are you a professional?
I am a professional of sorts, but probably not of what you are asking. I don't do resume's professionally, but it's more like I know all the ins and outs of creating awe-inspiring resumes that have a uhh... 90%(-ish...15 for 17) success rate for the person I created it for. I have only failed at one Job interview (out of the 5 jobs that I have had in the past 9 years...).

I have written them for my friends and only one was rejected (I used very high-brow wording) citing over-qualifications...
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