Fortress Forever

Go Back   Fortress Forever > Off Topic > Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-20-2009, 12:47 AM   #1
Mooga
Colorless FTW
D&A Member
Beta Tester
 
Mooga's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: A Small Box
Affiliations: SRCDS.com
Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times
Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line

As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.

Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"
Mooga is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM   #2
KubeDawg
Nade Whore
Server Owner
Beta Tester
 
KubeDawg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Oklahoma
Class/Position: Scout/Soldier
Gametype: CTF/TDM
Affiliations: blunt. Moto
Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times
wat
__________________
Moto's Funhouse | Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015

ff_plunder - Complete
KubeDawg is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM   #3
Segundo
Banned
 
Segundo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Williamsburg, VA
Class/Position: Both
Gametype: Anticitizen
Affiliations: None
Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times
how do i softly say fail?
Segundo is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 01:30 AM   #4
Skanky Butterpuss
Beware the Hammer
Buffalo Butterpuss
D&A Member
Fortress Forever Staff
 
Skanky Butterpuss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit.
Affiliations: :}|, mimic, /KBN/
Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times
unfunny
__________________
Support FF:
Etzell: Skanky
Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic
Etzell: They really are
Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit
Skanky Butterpuss is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 02:19 AM   #5
Xane
 
Xane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: PA
Class/Position: Spy, Sniper, Engie, Medic
Gametype: Capture the Flag
Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Xane is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 02:20 AM   #6
Skanky Butterpuss
Beware the Hammer
Buffalo Butterpuss
D&A Member
Fortress Forever Staff
 
Skanky Butterpuss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit.
Affiliations: :}|, mimic, /KBN/
Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times
now THAT one was funny
__________________
Support FF:
Etzell: Skanky
Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic
Etzell: They really are
Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit
Skanky Butterpuss is offline   Reply With Quote


Old 01-20-2009, 03:06 AM   #7
zSilver_Fox
IRL Combat Medic
 
zSilver_Fox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ethanol Land
Class/Position: D Medic
Gametype: Conca Jumping
Affiliations: ^iv
Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times
Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router.

Yes, it's from bash.
__________________
I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam...

First infraction! Flaming!
zSilver_Fox is offline   Reply With Quote


Reply

Tags
babes, boobs, chicks, fail, jew, pickup lines, virtual boy


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:36 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.